Hori Seiza ✨
@horiseiza.bsky.social
EN Astronaut Vtuber. Wholesome Chaos. Can’t Read. Model @nantokutan https://twitch.tv/horiseiza Partnered with: @official_throne Email: Horiseiza@gmail.com
Schedule: Tue Thurs Fri 11:00 AM EST / 4:00PM GMT
Schedule: Tue Thurs Fri 11:00 AM EST / 4:00PM GMT
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Hori Seiza ✨
@horiseiza.bsky.social
· Oct 7
IN EXCHANGE FOR LATE SCHEDULE, HAVE MORE SPOOKY ART!
UMA CANCER CUP PREP
SHOOTING PEOPLE WITH DIRTY NAILS
GETTING IT TWISTED
UMA CANCER CUP PREP
SHOOTING PEOPLE WITH DIRTY NAILS
GETTING IT TWISTED
FRIGHT FEST WEEK!!
😈🎃✨
TUE: Trash Goblin!!! Turning Trash into Treasure!⚒
THUR: Dredge!! What will we find in the Deep?🦑
FRI: HellMart!!! Don't let the Monster get meeee!!!😫
😈🎃✨
TUE: Trash Goblin!!! Turning Trash into Treasure!⚒
THUR: Dredge!! What will we find in the Deep?🦑
FRI: HellMart!!! Don't let the Monster get meeee!!!😫
October 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
FRIGHT FEST WEEK!!
😈🎃✨
TUE: Trash Goblin!!! Turning Trash into Treasure!⚒
THUR: Dredge!! What will we find in the Deep?🦑
FRI: HellMart!!! Don't let the Monster get meeee!!!😫
😈🎃✨
TUE: Trash Goblin!!! Turning Trash into Treasure!⚒
THUR: Dredge!! What will we find in the Deep?🦑
FRI: HellMart!!! Don't let the Monster get meeee!!!😫
Will the cops be *upset* that I have this? I bought it... I bought it... at the Mart.
October 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Will the cops be *upset* that I have this? I bought it... I bought it... at the Mart.
ANOTHER SPOOKY MONTH SCHEDULE!!
😈🎃✨
TUE: UMA CANCER CUP FINAL, CAN WE GET B 1ST?🐎
THUR: SPOOKY MONTH, WE ARE AT THE POOL!👙🦇
FRI: GAMBA TO ESCAPE THE PIT!🃏
😈🎃✨
TUE: UMA CANCER CUP FINAL, CAN WE GET B 1ST?🐎
THUR: SPOOKY MONTH, WE ARE AT THE POOL!👙🦇
FRI: GAMBA TO ESCAPE THE PIT!🃏
October 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
ANOTHER SPOOKY MONTH SCHEDULE!!
😈🎃✨
TUE: UMA CANCER CUP FINAL, CAN WE GET B 1ST?🐎
THUR: SPOOKY MONTH, WE ARE AT THE POOL!👙🦇
FRI: GAMBA TO ESCAPE THE PIT!🃏
😈🎃✨
TUE: UMA CANCER CUP FINAL, CAN WE GET B 1ST?🐎
THUR: SPOOKY MONTH, WE ARE AT THE POOL!👙🦇
FRI: GAMBA TO ESCAPE THE PIT!🃏
What do I do with my Frisbee?!
October 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
What do I do with my Frisbee?!
IN EXCHANGE FOR LATE SCHEDULE, HAVE MORE SPOOKY ART!
UMA CANCER CUP PREP
SHOOTING PEOPLE WITH DIRTY NAILS
GETTING IT TWISTED
UMA CANCER CUP PREP
SHOOTING PEOPLE WITH DIRTY NAILS
GETTING IT TWISTED
October 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
IN EXCHANGE FOR LATE SCHEDULE, HAVE MORE SPOOKY ART!
UMA CANCER CUP PREP
SHOOTING PEOPLE WITH DIRTY NAILS
GETTING IT TWISTED
UMA CANCER CUP PREP
SHOOTING PEOPLE WITH DIRTY NAILS
GETTING IT TWISTED
SPOOKY MONTH SCHEDULE!!
✨😈
WED: UMAS RUNNING!!
THUR: GAMBA OR DEATH!!
FRI: OPEN THE DOOR!!
✨😈
WED: UMAS RUNNING!!
THUR: GAMBA OR DEATH!!
FRI: OPEN THE DOOR!!
October 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
SPOOKY MONTH SCHEDULE!!
✨😈
WED: UMAS RUNNING!!
THUR: GAMBA OR DEATH!!
FRI: OPEN THE DOOR!!
✨😈
WED: UMAS RUNNING!!
THUR: GAMBA OR DEATH!!
FRI: OPEN THE DOOR!!
✧ Times in ET | BST
✧ UMA, EL CONDOR?
✧ PEW PEW
✧ UMA PREP FOR CUP!
✧ UMA, EL CONDOR?
✧ PEW PEW
✧ UMA PREP FOR CUP!
September 23, 2025 at 1:19 PM
✧ Times in ET | BST
✧ UMA, EL CONDOR?
✧ PEW PEW
✧ UMA PREP FOR CUP!
✧ UMA, EL CONDOR?
✧ PEW PEW
✧ UMA PREP FOR CUP!
I kinda have a cold, but it’s ok. that’s the story.
September 17, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I kinda have a cold, but it’s ok. that’s the story.
September 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I'm just....heEelp
September 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I'm just....heEelp
✧ Times in ET | BST
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ UMA CUP!🐎
✧ Pushing coins, Gamba!!🦝👛
✧ slipping and falling in puddles continuously!!!!🤽♀️
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ UMA CUP!🐎
✧ Pushing coins, Gamba!!🦝👛
✧ slipping and falling in puddles continuously!!!!🤽♀️
September 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
✧ Times in ET | BST
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ UMA CUP!🐎
✧ Pushing coins, Gamba!!🦝👛
✧ slipping and falling in puddles continuously!!!!🤽♀️
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ UMA CUP!🐎
✧ Pushing coins, Gamba!!🦝👛
✧ slipping and falling in puddles continuously!!!!🤽♀️
Those photos where it's like "Don't let the kid have a bag", that was me
September 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Those photos where it's like "Don't let the kid have a bag", that was me
✧ Times in ET | BST
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ UMA CUP!🐎
✧ Frogs making Food!!🐸🌭
✧ Maybe more horse girls?? TBD
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ UMA CUP!🐎
✧ Frogs making Food!!🐸🌭
✧ Maybe more horse girls?? TBD
August 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
✧ Times in ET | BST
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ UMA CUP!🐎
✧ Frogs making Food!!🐸🌭
✧ Maybe more horse girls?? TBD
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ UMA CUP!🐎
✧ Frogs making Food!!🐸🌭
✧ Maybe more horse girls?? TBD
We're vibing, we're sludging
August 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
We're vibing, we're sludging
✧ Times in ET | BST
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ More Tiny books, here have War & Peace!📘
✧ MineCraft Search for the End!⛏
✧ UMA Taurus Cup start!🐎✨
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ More Tiny books, here have War & Peace!📘
✧ MineCraft Search for the End!⛏
✧ UMA Taurus Cup start!🐎✨
August 18, 2025 at 4:07 PM
✧ Times in ET | BST
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ More Tiny books, here have War & Peace!📘
✧ MineCraft Search for the End!⛏
✧ UMA Taurus Cup start!🐎✨
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ More Tiny books, here have War & Peace!📘
✧ MineCraft Search for the End!⛏
✧ UMA Taurus Cup start!🐎✨
⸺ 𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝙈𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙝 𝘿𝙧𝙤𝙥!✨
「HoriSeiza 𝘅 UWUMARKET」
Official Merch Drop from your favorite Green Astronaut, with @shopuwumarket!💚
「HoriSeiza 𝘅 UWUMARKET」
Official Merch Drop from your favorite Green Astronaut, with @shopuwumarket!💚
August 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
⸺ 𝙉𝙚𝙬 𝙈𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙝 𝘿𝙧𝙤𝙥!✨
「HoriSeiza 𝘅 UWUMARKET」
Official Merch Drop from your favorite Green Astronaut, with @shopuwumarket!💚
「HoriSeiza 𝘅 UWUMARKET」
Official Merch Drop from your favorite Green Astronaut, with @shopuwumarket!💚
t's weird, it keeps moving when I touch it!
August 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
t's weird, it keeps moving when I touch it!
✧ Times in ET | BST
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ Tiny Books From Tiny Gorl!
✧ UMA Time!
✧ UWU Market Merch Launch + Peak!
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ Tiny Books From Tiny Gorl!
✧ UMA Time!
✧ UWU Market Merch Launch + Peak!
August 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
✧ Times in ET | BST
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ Tiny Books From Tiny Gorl!
✧ UMA Time!
✧ UWU Market Merch Launch + Peak!
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ Tiny Books From Tiny Gorl!
✧ UMA Time!
✧ UWU Market Merch Launch + Peak!
Magic The Gathering, Edge of Eternities Collector box break! in like 40ish (Hori Card Giveaway too)
August 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Magic The Gathering, Edge of Eternities Collector box break! in like 40ish (Hori Card Giveaway too)
✧ Times in ET | BST
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ Horse Girls🐎
✧ Falls off a Mountain!🏔️
✧ Opening an Edge of Eternities
Collectors Boost Box!! 🃏🪐
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ Horse Girls🐎
✧ Falls off a Mountain!🏔️
✧ Opening an Edge of Eternities
Collectors Boost Box!! 🃏🪐
August 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
✧ Times in ET | BST
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ Horse Girls🐎
✧ Falls off a Mountain!🏔️
✧ Opening an Edge of Eternities
Collectors Boost Box!! 🃏🪐
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ Horse Girls🐎
✧ Falls off a Mountain!🏔️
✧ Opening an Edge of Eternities
Collectors Boost Box!! 🃏🪐
Gotta piss like a race horse!!!
See ya in like 25!🐎
See ya in like 25!🐎
July 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Gotta piss like a race horse!!!
See ya in like 25!🐎
See ya in like 25!🐎
✧ Times in ET | BST
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ RUN! GO! FASTER!🐎
✦ Collecting Dimonds! To the End!💎
✧ Candy Making! & maybe something else?🍭
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ RUN! GO! FASTER!🐎
✦ Collecting Dimonds! To the End!💎
✧ Candy Making! & maybe something else?🍭
July 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
✧ Times in ET | BST
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ RUN! GO! FASTER!🐎
✦ Collecting Dimonds! To the End!💎
✧ Candy Making! & maybe something else?🍭
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ RUN! GO! FASTER!🐎
✦ Collecting Dimonds! To the End!💎
✧ Candy Making! & maybe something else?🍭
What are you looking at, trainer?
I'll kick ya to the ground!! See ya in 20!✨
I'll kick ya to the ground!! See ya in 20!✨
July 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
What are you looking at, trainer?
I'll kick ya to the ground!! See ya in 20!✨
I'll kick ya to the ground!! See ya in 20!✨
SEIZA SCHEDULE!!!
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ Times in ET | BST
✧ MineCraft Grind to the END!⛏
✦ Horse Girls! RUN! GO! Glue?🥕
✧ Seiza's Street!🚦
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ Times in ET | BST
✧ MineCraft Grind to the END!⛏
✦ Horse Girls! RUN! GO! Glue?🥕
✧ Seiza's Street!🚦
July 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
SEIZA SCHEDULE!!!
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ Times in ET | BST
✧ MineCraft Grind to the END!⛏
✦ Horse Girls! RUN! GO! Glue?🥕
✧ Seiza's Street!🚦
🌎🚀✨💥
✧ Times in ET | BST
✧ MineCraft Grind to the END!⛏
✦ Horse Girls! RUN! GO! Glue?🥕
✧ Seiza's Street!🚦