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hope | she/they | 📍boston

just a body in a bog, now on bluesky.
ugh the pre workout didn’t make me angry this morning it just made me funnier
May 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
toeing the line between approachable loser and big titted goth mommy today
May 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
new pope just dropped
May 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
(kisses each of you on the forehead)
May 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
wow i can’t believe jd vance killed the pope
April 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
“have the day you voted for” i fear i am having the day THEY voted for :/
March 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
i have to laugh about #signalgate or i’ll simply dissolve
March 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
personally speaking my domain expansion is just the dish washing station in the back of the malevolent kitchen
March 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
i fear being funny is not enough anymore. i must also be worshipped.
March 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
i hope every canadian i know swings their big juicy dick around today and knows they’re god’s favorite
February 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
luigi i’m begging you luigi.
February 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
what the Fuck was that hannity interview.
February 19, 2025 at 3:39 AM
i love when my friends make me Think about their OCs and then i sit and stare at a wall for eight hours, ruminating
February 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
pokémon plushies in the rearview and a blue lives matter bumper sticker? honey you have GOT to narrow down the struggle.
February 17, 2025 at 1:55 PM
OOOOHHHH, I WASN’T DEPRESSED, I JUST NEEDED 250 MG OF CAFFEINE AND LEG DAY!!!1!1!!1!1 oooooOoooOoooHHHHHH
February 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
personally my favorite phenomena on the cat side of reddit is when owners realize their boy cats have nipples
February 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
in the uber to the airport and i already miss my cat :/
February 3, 2025 at 10:25 AM
February 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
what radicalized me? oh, guitar hero 3’s entire collection in 2007. thanks for asking.
February 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
November 29, 2024 at 12:10 AM
November 27, 2024 at 4:26 PM