Cat Wizard
@hooptyauthority.bsky.social
actually a cat boy.
and a wizard
and a wizard
If you see someone gambling, you should give them a huge fucking turbo wedgie
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
If you see someone gambling, you should give them a huge fucking turbo wedgie
Cancel your dang subscriptions already
October 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Cancel your dang subscriptions already
They need to start taking the president's internet away at 4pm. At that point he can have his milky and a picture book, then it's off to bed.
October 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
They need to start taking the president's internet away at 4pm. At that point he can have his milky and a picture book, then it's off to bed.
Decentralize the internet again
October 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Decentralize the internet again
Kinda cathartic when some big software infrastructure goes down. Fuck your cloud service.
October 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Kinda cathartic when some big software infrastructure goes down. Fuck your cloud service.
If you're reading this, switch to Linux right now. 🔫
September 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
If you're reading this, switch to Linux right now. 🔫
Semi trucks are less than cars. Sub-vehicular filth.
September 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Semi trucks are less than cars. Sub-vehicular filth.
Why the fuck would you buy an iPhone
September 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Why the fuck would you buy an iPhone
Stop DDoSing Arch Linux and RuneScape, I need those
August 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Stop DDoSing Arch Linux and RuneScape, I need those
Last night I was mortified to find that there was an Amazon Alexa on my network, and it was just spitting out ipv6 router advertisements. If you don't know that much about ipv6, any other device will just take an RA and use it, and they're unblockable with most hardware. Fuck.
August 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Last night I was mortified to find that there was an Amazon Alexa on my network, and it was just spitting out ipv6 router advertisements. If you don't know that much about ipv6, any other device will just take an RA and use it, and they're unblockable with most hardware. Fuck.
Why do peertube and odysee have to suck big taters
August 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Why do peertube and odysee have to suck big taters
Microsoft is genuinely unusable, what the fuck
August 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Microsoft is genuinely unusable, what the fuck
It may very likely be the most popular MMO right now, but I still don't have any friends in RuneScape lmao
July 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
It may very likely be the most popular MMO right now, but I still don't have any friends in RuneScape lmao
I'm pretty sure hold music was designed to inflict psychologic damage
July 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I'm pretty sure hold music was designed to inflict psychologic damage
If you shit on someone for using AI and then turn around and use a Google/Microsoft product, you might want to reevaluate.
July 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If you shit on someone for using AI and then turn around and use a Google/Microsoft product, you might want to reevaluate.
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Repost this image to get instantly banned from the U.S
June 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Repost this image to get instantly banned from the U.S
June 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Just for the record: Fuck Israel.
June 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Just for the record: Fuck Israel.
They forget they answer to US
June 8, 2025 at 4:29 PM
They forget they answer to US
It would be so incredibly disappointing if they kissed and made up, I don't even want to think about it. Then again, they will never not be walking on thin ice in any of their relationships, so there's a silver lining.
June 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It would be so incredibly disappointing if they kissed and made up, I don't even want to think about it. Then again, they will never not be walking on thin ice in any of their relationships, so there's a silver lining.
Corporations have no place on BlueSky and they should be made to regret ever coming here.
May 28, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Corporations have no place on BlueSky and they should be made to regret ever coming here.
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Pam Bondi gives a bad name to all bitches, fr. I don't even know what to call her. I don't even want to do Satan that dirty.
April 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Pam Bondi gives a bad name to all bitches, fr. I don't even know what to call her. I don't even want to do Satan that dirty.