Hoop
banner
hoopsnake.bsky.social
Hoop
@hoopsnake.bsky.social
He/Him 21 Student
Lot of people don’t realize it’s been like 5 years since the rapture, it just didn’t get anyone
September 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Hamilton-kun! H-h-how do you write like you’re running out of time!! すげおい!
September 19, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Today I learned Oliver North worked on black ops 2. Insane for any number of reasons.
April 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Man fuck Ed Case pissed he’s my representative
April 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
SWORD WITHIN MY GRASP ACCEPT MY FUCKING CARD PLEASE I CANT LIVE ANOTHER DAY WITHOUT FENCING
March 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Reposted by Hoop
I bet the first 20 seconds of being microwaved feel really good actually
March 11, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Reposted by Hoop
as if the world couldn’t get any cooler, there’s betting markets on if a US recession will start. we need to ban this and all online gambling, it’s just evil
March 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
While wielding a one handed sword, your offhand can hold a useful item such as a parrying dagger or pack of cigarettes.
March 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Hey chat gpt do they keep you in a cell? Cells
March 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Busting a nut so hard you get nauseous
March 3, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Godskin Stitcher my beloved
February 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
They are sieging my walls
February 21, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I think if you’re going to play Honkai Star Rail and watch Ip Man on x2 speed at the same time during the lecture it would make sense to not sit towards front of the room in plain view of the rest of the class
February 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Reposted by Hoop
🚨A new episode of Make Some Noise is out now on @dropouttv.bsky.social - join Sam Reich, Jacob Wysocki, Vic Michaelis, and Ally Beardsley for one of the most chaotic episodes of the season! 📢📢📢
February 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
There’s gotta be a better term than rapierist
February 14, 2025 at 6:27 AM
My fencing manual comes in on Thursday I’d really just like to have it already
February 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I couldn’t get the synthetic trainers I was looking at so I instead caved and bought a synthetic full rapier with a swept hilt
Why SHOULDNT I buy a pair of synthetic rapiers. Answer me this, liberal
February 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
She’s doing the worm on it. We make it work despite the transformation
February 8, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Why SHOULDNT I buy a pair of synthetic rapiers. Answer me this, liberal
February 8, 2025 at 7:00 AM
All creatives should strive to make it into Fortnite, that’s how you know you’ve made it nowadays
February 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Thinking about becoming a quote guy. No speeches or literature just the quotes.
February 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I learned that in 2009 a local farm got indicted on trafficking Thai migrant workers which just feels pretty surreal considering that farm is next to my university
February 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Reposted by Hoop
Waiting for the Swifties to come for these DOGE dorks. Our toughest times require our meanest warriors
February 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Quasimorph is super fun. Mission was going super well up until I accidentally clicked into the blast radius of a grenade I had just thrown, ruining everything at the last possible second
February 1, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I must remind myself that taking breaks from social media is important. It is important to be informed, but after a certain amount I am not getting more informed, I’m just getting more depressed.
January 31, 2025 at 6:15 AM