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ℕ𝕠 𝕡𝕒𝕚𝕟, 𝕟𝕠 𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟.
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Chuckles.
" Just having fun. "
" Just having fun. "
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﹙ sighing ﹚ what is your deal ?
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﹙ sighing ﹚ what is your deal ?
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December 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Chuckles.
" Just having fun. "
" Just having fun. "
Losing balance and falling on his ass, he pulls a sedative from his pocket, consuming it through the gasmask.
"Looking for work."
"Looking for work."
The omnic delivers a kick to push the big guy back a bit. Not out of fear or hatred, but rather out of needing space.
“Indeed.”
“Indeed.”
Once all the sec is dealt with, hook right to the omnic.
"We talk."
"We talk."
December 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Losing balance and falling on his ass, he pulls a sedative from his pocket, consuming it through the gasmask.
"Looking for work."
"Looking for work."
"No."
He twists his hand, turning the point duel into a handshake.
"I'm Roadhog."
He twists his hand, turning the point duel into a handshake.
"I'm Roadhog."
❛ You're weird. ❜
She pokes his poking hand back.
She pokes his poking hand back.
Pokes her poking hand.
"Sharp nails."
"Sharp nails."
December 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"No."
He twists his hand, turning the point duel into a handshake.
"I'm Roadhog."
He twists his hand, turning the point duel into a handshake.
"I'm Roadhog."
Pokes her poking hand.
"Sharp nails."
"Sharp nails."
Growls.
Pokes his stomach again.
Pokes his stomach again.
Grunts.
Pokes abs.
Pokes abs.
December 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Pokes her poking hand.
"Sharp nails."
"Sharp nails."
Once all the sec is dealt with, hook right to the omnic.
"We talk."
"We talk."
The omnic appreciates the effort, but would also recommend to not damage the environment.
Otherwise his discord shall be felt.
Otherwise his discord shall be felt.
Not much! Old Hog is just ult'ing a group of security agents trying to keep him away from Zenyatta.
December 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Once all the sec is dealt with, hook right to the omnic.
"We talk."
"We talk."
Grunts.
Pokes abs.
Pokes abs.
Pokes stomach.
Pokes cheek.
December 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Grunts.
Pokes abs.
Pokes abs.
Reposted by ＲＯＡＤＨＯＧ
ᴳᵒᵒᵈ ᵐᵉⁿ, ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵃˢᵗ ʷᵃᵛᵉ ᵇʸ, ᶜʳʸⁱⁿᵍ ʰᵒʷ ᵇʳⁱᵍʰᵗ
ᵀʰᵉⁱʳ ᶠʳᵃⁱˡ ᵈᵉᵉᵈˢ ᵐⁱᵍʰᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵈᵃⁿᶜᵉᵈ ⁱⁿ ᵃ ᵍʳᵉᵉⁿ ᵇᵃʸ,
𝕽𝖆𝖌𝖊, 𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖊 𝖆𝖌𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖉𝖞𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙.
ᵀʰᵉⁱʳ ᶠʳᵃⁱˡ ᵈᵉᵉᵈˢ ᵐⁱᵍʰᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵈᵃⁿᶜᵉᵈ ⁱⁿ ᵃ ᵍʳᵉᵉⁿ ᵇᵃʸ,
𝕽𝖆𝖌𝖊, 𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖊 𝖆𝖌𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖉𝖞𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙.
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
ᴳᵒᵒᵈ ᵐᵉⁿ, ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵃˢᵗ ʷᵃᵛᵉ ᵇʸ, ᶜʳʸⁱⁿᵍ ʰᵒʷ ᵇʳⁱᵍʰᵗ
ᵀʰᵉⁱʳ ᶠʳᵃⁱˡ ᵈᵉᵉᵈˢ ᵐⁱᵍʰᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵈᵃⁿᶜᵉᵈ ⁱⁿ ᵃ ᵍʳᵉᵉⁿ ᵇᵃʸ,
𝕽𝖆𝖌𝖊, 𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖊 𝖆𝖌𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖉𝖞𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙.
ᵀʰᵉⁱʳ ᶠʳᵃⁱˡ ᵈᵉᵉᵈˢ ᵐⁱᵍʰᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵈᵃⁿᶜᵉᵈ ⁱⁿ ᵃ ᵍʳᵉᵉⁿ ᵇᵃʸ,
𝕽𝖆𝖌𝖊, 𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖊 𝖆𝖌𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖘𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖉𝖞𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙.
Pokes cheek.
December 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Pokes cheek.
Stealing is fun.
Stealing moderately is.
Moderately fun.
Stealing moderately is.
Moderately fun.
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Stealing is fun.
Stealing moderately is.
Moderately fun.
Stealing moderately is.
Moderately fun.
Places roast back in table.
Picks one bit instead.
Picks one bit instead.
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﹙ SCREAMING IN RUSSIAN ﹚
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﹙ SCREAMING IN RUSSIAN ﹚
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That's not a no.
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Places roast back in table.
Picks one bit instead.
Picks one bit instead.
That's not a no.
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﹙ sighing in russian ﹚
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﹙ sighing in russian ﹚
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Just hungry.
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
That's not a no.
Just hungry.
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. . . . you want to die or something?
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. . . . you want to die or something?
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sTEALS ROASTED HOG—
December 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Just hungry.
sTEALS ROASTED HOG—
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serving roasted hog for dinner.
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serving roasted hog for dinner.
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December 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
sTEALS ROASTED HOG—
Lifts mask a bit.
Spits tooth.
"Understandable."
Spits tooth.
"Understandable."
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it made me feel better.
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it made me feel better.
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-50 HP!
Oinks in pain.
"Uncalled for."
Oinks in pain.
"Uncalled for."
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Lifts mask a bit.
Spits tooth.
"Understandable."
Spits tooth.
"Understandable."
-50 HP!
Oinks in pain.
"Uncalled for."
Oinks in pain.
"Uncalled for."
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﹙ sighs. punches him. ﹚
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﹙ sighs. punches him. ﹚
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Unfazed, shoves the hook below the mask to use as toothpick.
"Medium? Rare?"
"Medium? Rare?"
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
-50 HP!
Oinks in pain.
"Uncalled for."
Oinks in pain.
"Uncalled for."
Stealing bananas is a fear tactic.
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Stealing bananas is a fear tactic.
Waves.
Wait why and who is stealing bananas from Zarya???
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Waves.
Unfazed, shoves the hook below the mask to use as toothpick.
"Medium? Rare?"
"Medium? Rare?"
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i will roast you.
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i will roast you.
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Eating popcorn while everyone is stealing more bananas from Zarya.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Unfazed, shoves the hook below the mask to use as toothpick.
"Medium? Rare?"
"Medium? Rare?"
Eating popcorn while everyone is stealing more bananas from Zarya.
December 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Eating popcorn while everyone is stealing more bananas from Zarya.
Reposted by ＲＯＡＤＨＯＧ
Stares, looks at the banana. Then to Zarya.
Then to the banana. Then to Zarya.
Approaches. Hands it back.
Then to the banana. Then to Zarya.
Approaches. Hands it back.
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﹙ irritated eyes watching ﹚ give me back my banana .
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﹙ irritated eyes watching ﹚ give me back my banana .
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Walks backwards, shoving the banana below the gasmask while keeping eye contact.
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Stares, looks at the banana. Then to Zarya.
Then to the banana. Then to Zarya.
Approaches. Hands it back.
Then to the banana. Then to Zarya.
Approaches. Hands it back.
Walks backwards, shoving the banana below the gasmask while keeping eye contact.
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ебать. ﹙ translate: fuck ﹚
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ебать. ﹙ translate: fuck ﹚
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Steals it.
December 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Walks backwards, shoving the banana below the gasmask while keeping eye contact.