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Hans
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if the ‘untitled goose game’ was person. honk honk, felicia
just had a plan to save democracy: we feed elon to shai-hulud so we can all find out what those little glowing blue lights in his tummy are, once n for all.
March 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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the frozen food companies are lying to you. fish don't really have fingers. wake up.
February 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
here is a pickup line 2 attract someone who is into planes: hello plane enjoyer, at 10 nautical miles approach, i can land an a320 at -84 feet per minute on the REGULAR. #noautopilot #nowheelbrakes #allreversethrust

u can say the hashtags out loud. this should get u very much attention.
February 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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so much of what is happening right now boils down to “I don’t want to limit the powers of a billionaire in case I myself become a billionaire”

It is a uniquely American mindset

And it is insane
February 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Nice to Zagreb in #xplane in #vr overlooking the Apennine mountains
December 19, 2024 at 8:31 PM
pushback at 6pm from Nice in my trusty 737-800 in vr
December 17, 2024 at 7:37 PM
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December 15, 2024 at 1:32 PM
if #xplane12 is too laggy for you in vr, jump on #xplane11. It’s even more smooth than #aeroflyfs4. Sorry Aerofly u r still my love but I want to feel the wind and get rained on. Also ATC is dope.
December 6, 2024 at 3:44 PM
I got a question for u #networking and #homelab peoples. Say u have #proxmox n run like 10 VMs with unique IPs. If u get a new #router, do all VMs get new IP addresses and i need to update all the .conf files? or will everything stay the same and be happy? explain me like im a duck
December 5, 2024 at 1:07 AM
lamborgini mercy drink some water if u thirsty
December 2, 2024 at 5:36 PM
holy shit browsing “What’s Hot” is a ride we go from us politics to gay porn. from Joe Biden to jockstrap. The whiplash is both numerous and plentiful.
December 2, 2024 at 5:34 PM
i am make the christmas ornaments with clay from THE GROUND.

these r little vegetal jewelries we give balsam firs after we decapitate them and keep them hostage in the living room so that we may put the consumer goods underneath and sing songs.
December 2, 2024 at 5:29 PM
What kinds of home server services are u people running on your homelabs???
November 29, 2024 at 3:48 AM
thanksgivin b the only holiday where its socially acceptable to put bread and veggies up a birds ass.
November 28, 2024 at 5:17 PM
mfw wen i find out devilled eggs r just regular eggs n not literal satan spawn 😞
November 28, 2024 at 5:00 PM
i crash my fpv drone into pavement as a science experiment
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 AM
my wife gives me a goodbye kiss before i go to the bathroom in case this ones the one.
November 28, 2024 at 12:10 AM
seriously help there is a deer taxiing on the runway i m not equipped for this type of flight sim experience
November 23, 2024 at 10:56 PM
i just tried to add a new plane to xplane wat is happening
November 23, 2024 at 10:54 PM
kendricks new album is a bop btw
November 23, 2024 at 10:49 PM
i went to a lighthouse n i got real close because it was daytime n i couldn’t see the light so that was a little bit of a bummer but i am much better now thank u
November 22, 2024 at 1:08 AM
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Type of vibe I’m on today
November 20, 2024 at 9:37 PM
built this baddie. At-st walker on Hoth.
November 19, 2024 at 7:51 PM
wat happens when the vc money for running Bluesky runs out? CEO said no ads and no AI data harvesting. I’m genuinely curious.
November 19, 2024 at 5:53 PM
u ever look at a tree one day and be like “damn. i wish i was this tree. this tree doesn’t need to do laundry or get root canals. why cant i be this tree instead???”
November 19, 2024 at 1:12 AM