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sally
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30s. talking into the void.
montembeault ..... this ain't it
December 3, 2025 at 1:19 AM
life is really hard when you're a hockeytok/booktok hater
December 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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there is never enough
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
the cbc feed for this habs game has no working commentary so it's the sounds of the ice and the arena. this is a feature that i hope they never fix
November 23, 2025 at 12:42 AM
me coming back to habs hockey after a month away
a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes into a doorway .
ALT: a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes into a doorway .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
being crazy cat lady on the bus right now because they will not shut up
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
both flights i have been assigned middle seats and both times somebody has asked me to switch into an aisle and now a window. i beat the system
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
SUICIDE POSTPONED
November 14, 2025 at 9:18 AM
this is actually the worst thing to wake up to
#Habs Jakub Dobeš holding back tears speaking to reporters post game in New Jersey:
November 7, 2025 at 6:37 AM
most parts of europe require me to be much braver about crossing the street than i am
November 3, 2025 at 7:33 AM
AMSTERDAM!!!!!
November 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
did chatgpt tell huska to scratch parekh too
November 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
brought my cats over to my parent's place to catsit while im away. not pictured: other cat hiding underneath bed immediately
November 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
why would you go with spongebob over hamish linklater monologuing
October 31, 2025 at 1:57 AM
when suzuki's shooting percentage rebounds, it's gonna be all over for the rest of the league
October 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
habs hold onto a lead challenge
October 29, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit
October 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
this being their entire dynamic is incredibly funny
October 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
a hab leading in rookie points, goals, assists, and sv%
October 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
this is why the refs were so afraid of the habs powerplay during that oilers game

(thank u ivan demidov)
October 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
i committed a crime (woke her up)
October 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i just think if i don't get the chance to see the braschi antinous, i'll kms
October 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
caufield is probably going to get fined for that but he's right and should say it
October 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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#Habs Cole Caufield: "the refs kinda took over the game there and kudos to them for winning it"
October 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM