honestcactus
@honestcactus.bsky.social
He/Him • They/Them
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thank you for fucking me friday
August 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
thank you for fucking me friday
Call me a Vespa the way this Italian rides me
August 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Call me a Vespa the way this Italian rides me
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Facing all of them, But all of them are you
Too fragile to contend That all of them are you
#DiscoElysium #JeanVicquemare
Too fragile to contend That all of them are you
#DiscoElysium #JeanVicquemare
July 22, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Facing all of them, But all of them are you
Too fragile to contend That all of them are you
#DiscoElysium #JeanVicquemare
Too fragile to contend That all of them are you
#DiscoElysium #JeanVicquemare
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please stand and salute the flag 🫡
June 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
please stand and salute the flag 🫡
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May 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
SO genuinely sad he's not on this platform omfg
Woke up with this song in my head, believe it or not.
Carter Vail, “Dirt Man,” Songs From The Internet - Single (2024)
youtube.com/shorts/Su4Kb...
Carter Vail, “Dirt Man,” Songs From The Internet - Single (2024)
youtube.com/shorts/Su4Kb...
We’re guys, ya know? #funny #dirt
YouTube video by Carter Vail
youtube.com
May 16, 2025 at 7:02 AM
SO genuinely sad he's not on this platform omfg
Jumping on the Carter Vail bandwagon to share (what I consider) a severely underrated song of his
"Well That's Awkward..."
youtube.com/shorts/ZTTRP...
"Well That's Awkward..."
youtube.com/shorts/ZTTRP...
Well thats awkward… #funnysong
YouTube video by Carter Vail
youtube.com
May 16, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Jumping on the Carter Vail bandwagon to share (what I consider) a severely underrated song of his
"Well That's Awkward..."
youtube.com/shorts/ZTTRP...
"Well That's Awkward..."
youtube.com/shorts/ZTTRP...
I legit forgot how much better this app is than Twitter.
Though I will miss Grok ONLY because I was initially confused why there was a new feature named after "girl c*ck"
Though I will miss Grok ONLY because I was initially confused why there was a new feature named after "girl c*ck"
May 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I legit forgot how much better this app is than Twitter.
Though I will miss Grok ONLY because I was initially confused why there was a new feature named after "girl c*ck"
Though I will miss Grok ONLY because I was initially confused why there was a new feature named after "girl c*ck"
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*cracks open a copic marker and drinks it like a glowstick*
February 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
*cracks open a copic marker and drinks it like a glowstick*
I'd be such a great Discworld character
January 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I'd be such a great Discworld character
Took my antidepressants with Monster and my first coherent thought was "I'm so grateful for girls with the strap built in"
So I def think they're working
So I def think they're working
December 30, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Took my antidepressants with Monster and my first coherent thought was "I'm so grateful for girls with the strap built in"
So I def think they're working
So I def think they're working
... Oh fuck. No transitory statement, when I was growing up villains got to be kooky and silly while heroes were stoic and right all the time. So a silly lil guy who fucks up his incredible plans was and is just way more relatable.
Obviously grey areas but a blanket realization I just had
Obviously grey areas but a blanket realization I just had
December 12, 2024 at 5:55 PM
... Oh fuck. No transitory statement, when I was growing up villains got to be kooky and silly while heroes were stoic and right all the time. So a silly lil guy who fucks up his incredible plans was and is just way more relatable.
Obviously grey areas but a blanket realization I just had
Obviously grey areas but a blanket realization I just had
Instead of calling them "snow plows" I called them "slow pows" so that's where I'm at today
December 10, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Instead of calling them "snow plows" I called them "slow pows" so that's where I'm at today
AMAZING #furryart by my beloved friend Cat, finally giving my shitty, ancient #fursona doodle some life!! ✨💕
Fursona commission for @honestcactus.bsky.social <3 <3
Very proud of this piece!
#commissions #fursona
Very proud of this piece!
#commissions #fursona
December 8, 2024 at 5:42 PM
World is bleak and without meaning / worry not cause I has snail earrings :3
December 6, 2024 at 7:36 PM
World is bleak and without meaning / worry not cause I has snail earrings :3
December 6, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Ah fuck lads forgot to add the owl filter 😭😭
November 25, 2024 at 8:47 AM
Ah fuck lads forgot to add the owl filter 😭😭
Tried explaining the plot of Spaceman to my partner and I think my excitement over the giant spider buddy may have conveyed different vibes than the actual movie
November 25, 2024 at 8:11 AM
Tried explaining the plot of Spaceman to my partner and I think my excitement over the giant spider buddy may have conveyed different vibes than the actual movie
I keep calling it Mouthwashing Sim and I don't know why
November 24, 2024 at 2:38 AM
I keep calling it Mouthwashing Sim and I don't know why
I think the cool part about being pre-everything trans is that people just *know* you're some sorta queer but they can't figure out *what* kind.
At the very worst they think I'm a butch lesbian and that's super awesome! What a great thing to be mistaken for!! 💖💖
At the very worst they think I'm a butch lesbian and that's super awesome! What a great thing to be mistaken for!! 💖💖
November 22, 2024 at 1:49 AM
I think the cool part about being pre-everything trans is that people just *know* you're some sorta queer but they can't figure out *what* kind.
At the very worst they think I'm a butch lesbian and that's super awesome! What a great thing to be mistaken for!! 💖💖
At the very worst they think I'm a butch lesbian and that's super awesome! What a great thing to be mistaken for!! 💖💖
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I think the most important life hack I've ever learned was to put a second tortilla under my taco/burrito to catch anything that falls.
Boom! Second taco/burrito >:3c
Boom! Second taco/burrito >:3c
November 19, 2024 at 5:46 PM
I think the most important life hack I've ever learned was to put a second tortilla under my taco/burrito to catch anything that falls.
Boom! Second taco/burrito >:3c
Boom! Second taco/burrito >:3c
Man I need my BlueSky to look like my Tumblr dash... Surprise porn, the funniest takes, and utterly incomprehensible
November 18, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Man I need my BlueSky to look like my Tumblr dash... Surprise porn, the funniest takes, and utterly incomprehensible