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𝗞𝘂𝗿𝗼 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗮
@hondakuro.bsky.social
· Feb 9
𝘏𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘢 𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘴 2𝘱! 𝘑𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘯 ❤︎ 𝘒𝘶𝘳𝘰 𝘏𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘢
𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩 𝙞𝙣𝙛𝙤:
✘ matches length and seriousness
✘ MDNI— NSFW, 18+
✘ au friendly
#hetaliarp
𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩 𝙞𝙣𝙛𝙤:
✘ matches length and seriousness
✘ MDNI— NSFW, 18+
✘ au friendly
#hetaliarp
I can do what so many men cannot.
October 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I can do what so many men cannot.
I feel as though it’s fairly self explanatory.
[taking notes] go on.
Clearly you’ve never had an EVIL 22 hour long blowjob.
October 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I feel as though it’s fairly self explanatory.
H-How… quiet….
Somewhere quiet and honest.
WHERE ARE WE GOING.
October 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
H-How… quiet….
I have a different service for women.
Evil blowjobs what about devious cunnilingus or are we ignoring women AGAIN
October 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I have a different service for women.
WHERE ARE WE GOING.
[Grabs.]
Kuro would… not like to elaborate.
October 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
WHERE ARE WE GOING.
Kuro would… not like to elaborate.
Who was the intended audience? Anya would like to know in detail.
…..I did not mean for a woman to see that.
October 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Kuro would… not like to elaborate.
…..I did not mean for a woman to see that.
Oh?
Clearly you’ve never had an EVIL 22 hour long blowjob.
October 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
…..I did not mean for a woman to see that.
Clearly you’ve never had an EVIL 22 hour long blowjob.
October 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Clearly you’ve never had an EVIL 22 hour long blowjob.
[Immediately, an arm is getting sharply smacked.]
Before you’ve taken me on a proper date? You’re too bold for your own good.
[He’s huffing, turning his head to try and hide that blush.]
Before you’ve taken me on a proper date? You’re too bold for your own good.
[He’s huffing, turning his head to try and hide that blush.]
...okay~ but I am just statin Facts here, you're still a babe without the blush.
[His arms snaked around kuro's waist,bro was getting bold. Wanting to be closer]
[His arms snaked around kuro's waist,bro was getting bold. Wanting to be closer]
Don’t you mock me.
[He looks even more embarrassed than before. Glaring.]
[He looks even more embarrassed than before. Glaring.]
August 31, 2025 at 1:35 PM
[Immediately, an arm is getting sharply smacked.]
Before you’ve taken me on a proper date? You’re too bold for your own good.
[He’s huffing, turning his head to try and hide that blush.]
Before you’ve taken me on a proper date? You’re too bold for your own good.
[He’s huffing, turning his head to try and hide that blush.]
Don’t you mock me.
[He looks even more embarrassed than before. Glaring.]
[He looks even more embarrassed than before. Glaring.]
Oh~? Look at this... you're even more beautiful with a little red to your cheeks. Kuro~
But no- I dont put labels on myself, I like who I like.
[Thats an image he wanted to burn into his mind]
But no- I dont put labels on myself, I like who I like.
[Thats an image he wanted to burn into his mind]
How dare you?! You’re the one who is gay!
[Why is his face actually red.]
[Why is his face actually red.]
August 31, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Don’t you mock me.
[He looks even more embarrassed than before. Glaring.]
[He looks even more embarrassed than before. Glaring.]
How dare you?! You’re the one who is gay!
[Why is his face actually red.]
[Why is his face actually red.]
Hehe~ you wanna be near meeeee haha! Gay ♡
…Tch. I didn’t say that. In those words.
August 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
How dare you?! You’re the one who is gay!
[Why is his face actually red.]
[Why is his face actually red.]
…Tch. I didn’t say that. In those words.
You want to be seen in public together?... haha nice
You had better not. I won’t be seen in public alongside someone with such a ridiculous name.
August 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
…Tch. I didn’t say that. In those words.
You had better not. I won’t be seen in public alongside someone with such a ridiculous name.
W-wait kuro, its a joke. I wont change my last name!
Cancel our dinner plans.
August 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
You had better not. I won’t be seen in public alongside someone with such a ridiculous name.
[Tch. Kuro frowns at the loss of the gun show, and he nods coldly.]
…Fine. 10pm.
[He’s intentionally avoiding looking at that big smile.]
…Fine. 10pm.
[He’s intentionally avoiding looking at that big smile.]
[He paused, almost startled before that big smile plastered his face]
Fuck yeah! Then I will be seeing you tonight~ 10pm sharp, imma sweep ya off your feet
[He puts the gun show away for now]
Fuck yeah! Then I will be seeing you tonight~ 10pm sharp, imma sweep ya off your feet
[He puts the gun show away for now]
[That flexing is not subtle enough. Kuro isn’t watching subtlety, either.]
…I see.
[His eyes narrow slightly at that smirk. It irritates him in a way he can’t pinpoint.]
Fine. I’ll join you for tonight, since you’re paying.
…I see.
[His eyes narrow slightly at that smirk. It irritates him in a way he can’t pinpoint.]
Fine. I’ll join you for tonight, since you’re paying.
August 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
[Tch. Kuro frowns at the loss of the gun show, and he nods coldly.]
…Fine. 10pm.
[He’s intentionally avoiding looking at that big smile.]
…Fine. 10pm.
[He’s intentionally avoiding looking at that big smile.]
Cancel our dinner plans.
So im thinking of changing my last name to McLovin, what yall think?
August 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Cancel our dinner plans.
[That flexing is not subtle enough. Kuro isn’t watching subtlety, either.]
…I see.
[His eyes narrow slightly at that smirk. It irritates him in a way he can’t pinpoint.]
Fine. I’ll join you for tonight, since you’re paying.
…I see.
[His eyes narrow slightly at that smirk. It irritates him in a way he can’t pinpoint.]
Fine. I’ll join you for tonight, since you’re paying.
[He couldnt help but have that typical smirk on his lips]
You presume correctly~ I wouldnt think to bring my dates somewhere less than..
[He hoped he used presume right, subtly flexing his muscles]
You presume correctly~ I wouldnt think to bring my dates somewhere less than..
[He hoped he used presume right, subtly flexing his muscles]
[A skeptical eyebrow raises.]
Somewhere nice, I presume?
Somewhere nice, I presume?
August 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
[That flexing is not subtle enough. Kuro isn’t watching subtlety, either.]
…I see.
[His eyes narrow slightly at that smirk. It irritates him in a way he can’t pinpoint.]
Fine. I’ll join you for tonight, since you’re paying.
…I see.
[His eyes narrow slightly at that smirk. It irritates him in a way he can’t pinpoint.]
Fine. I’ll join you for tonight, since you’re paying.
[A skeptical eyebrow raises.]
Somewhere nice, I presume?
Somewhere nice, I presume?
[ Oooooooooo!! The braincells in his head rattle to life as he slicks his rust colored hair back.]
So~ Kuro, wanna go out for dinner. My treat of course
So~ Kuro, wanna go out for dinner. My treat of course
No. I don’t “hang out” like a teenager at the skate park.
If you’re so desperate, you could at least offer to buy me dinner.
If you’re so desperate, you could at least offer to buy me dinner.
August 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
[A skeptical eyebrow raises.]
Somewhere nice, I presume?
Somewhere nice, I presume?
No. I don’t “hang out” like a teenager at the skate park.
If you’re so desperate, you could at least offer to buy me dinner.
If you’re so desperate, you could at least offer to buy me dinner.
Woahhh- you reject my little heart~? So cold Kuro...
So are we still hangin out? :3
So are we still hangin out? :3
…Ah.
I have better things to do, such as anything else.
I have better things to do, such as anything else.
August 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
No. I don’t “hang out” like a teenager at the skate park.
If you’re so desperate, you could at least offer to buy me dinner.
If you’re so desperate, you could at least offer to buy me dinner.
[Oh no. He likes them stupid.]
August 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
[Oh no. He likes them stupid.]
…Ah.
I have better things to do, such as anything else.
I have better things to do, such as anything else.
What??? Oh! I said, Let's hang out~ and maybe kiss!
Repeat that last part. I believe I misheard you.
August 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
…Ah.
I have better things to do, such as anything else.
I have better things to do, such as anything else.
Repeat that last part. I believe I misheard you.
KUROOOO!! my brooo~~~ i summon you like everyone is summoning other old guys. Let's hang and maybe kiss :D
I am also aging.
August 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Repeat that last part. I believe I misheard you.
It did not hurt my feelings.
August 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
It did not hurt my feelings.
A group of teenaged hooligans referred to me as an “emo” earlier this day. As if I have emotions to speak of.
August 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
A group of teenaged hooligans referred to me as an “emo” earlier this day. As if I have emotions to speak of.