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Holzter
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I just lurk, don't mind me
I got lumpy friend...

*looks down at gut* sounds about right
October 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Oh those generated thumbnails are disgusting.
July 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Aw I missed this?!
June 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"Is that why your nips point in different directions?" #gamenightquotes
June 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
He's since deleted the post. He's either realized he fucked up or someone contacted him and told him he fucked up
May 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Reposted by Holzter
Thirty-three days ago, we released Clair Obscur: Expedition 33.

Since then, we’ve sold 3.3 million copies.

Seriously. As of today.
We couldn’t make that up.

Another entry on the long list of surreal moments that your support has made real.

Thank you ALL.
May 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I'm seeing 50k on there now
May 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Reposted by Holzter
*me, lying facedown on the bed, yelling into the mattress:

"WHY DO THOSE OF US WHO DIDN'T FUCK AROUND ALSO HAVE TO FIND OUT"
May 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Honestly I'm so happy to see that Colossal may be readying a response to this. I saw this post yesterday and could not believe what I was reading. The Onion wouldn't even go this far.
April 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
You may have heard the segment on them cloning red wolves, cause while they are creating these dire wolves that are just modified Grey wolves, they don't plan on rewilding them according to an interview they gave to wired. They are cloning red wolves and do plan to rewild them back into NC
April 8, 2025 at 11:53 AM
As one of the mods, this has been fun to watch unfold
April 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"No, we are not talking about Gorum causing ED." #gamenightquotes
March 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Ah yes, the huge jerk Tim Walz, who is best known for (aside from being the running-mate to former VP and Democratic candidate for 2024 Pres Kamala Harris) signing the bill that made school meals free to all students. What a huge jerk move...

God damn Elongated Muskrat is a spineless cretin.
March 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
My timeline has been blessed today!
March 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I am also here to back this up, also with first-hand knowledge. Dead Gators did a fantastic job
March 6, 2025 at 6:04 AM
LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!
February 28, 2025 at 8:02 AM
How my wait for Wilds has me feeling
dawn of the final day - 24 hours remain - is written in white on a black background
ALT: dawn of the final day - 24 hours remain - is written in white on a black background
media.tenor.com
February 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
1 week, 15 hours, and 2 minutes til Wilds. Yes I'm hyped and can't wait. Yes this next week is gonna feel agonizingly long.
February 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I'm witnessing it first hand take my dad completely over.
February 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
#gamenightquotes "We all start out as splooge"
February 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Aw is a little rat snake
December 24, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Oh god no
December 23, 2024 at 2:12 AM
It's come in clutch for me so many times that I always take it if I am a caster, without fail.
December 12, 2024 at 6:41 PM
I'm pretty basic, magic missile is a favorite of mine, but in the Gatewalkers AP, my Genie Sorceror had a reason to use the focus spell Heart's Desire, and my target crit failed, and I fell in love with the way I used that spell and how the situation unfolded from it's use.
December 11, 2024 at 7:28 PM