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big ideas no vegetables
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Got some ideas for a long form anti-AI project but also I pray the bubble has burst before I can get it out. real catch-22 but fuck AI so it’s highkey easy to reconcile
November 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
just started Pluribus. Vince Gilligan back with a vengeance moving like MJ in 96’
November 16, 2025 at 7:48 PM
second time in New York and I’ve seen enough
October 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
the toys that were working with Lotso in Toy Story 3 really got off scot-free. Ken running sunnyside like everything is cool like I didn’t just see them niggas torture that fucking telephone toy. where were the daycare Nuremberg Trials
October 17, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I’m trying to make a movie right now and let me tell you it’s actually the most frustrating thing I’ve ever done but it’ll all be worth it in the end
October 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
okay I mean it this time
bluesky I’m sorry I have forsaken you I am back and ready to shitpost
October 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
what do they see in paul mescal
October 31, 2023 at 6:19 AM
halloween? it's a metaphor for capitalism.
October 29, 2023 at 5:31 PM
will be redoing my headshots in this vain
October 25, 2023 at 4:59 AM
Reposted by micha
I was 50-50 about seeing this movie in a theatre until I read this. Now I'm all in.
October 21, 2023 at 7:26 PM
who the fuck is playing family feud and picks “pass” why is that an option
October 19, 2023 at 11:50 PM
worst part of networking is that it works 🤮
October 19, 2023 at 3:40 AM
bluesky I’m sorry I have forsaken you I am back and ready to shitpost
October 18, 2023 at 2:04 PM
I’ve been writing with pencil and paper so much recently my finger wasn’t ready for this switch back to analog. I’m gonna have to buy one of those squishy things for holding pencils from middle school
September 3, 2023 at 10:17 PM
do y’all think Eli Whitney had an Oppenheimer moment when he made the cotton gin
September 1, 2023 at 4:58 PM
they’re playing “what was I made for” in the camera shop you trynna get me sad before I make a purchase?!?!
August 28, 2023 at 3:36 PM
have you ever just
August 21, 2023 at 7:30 PM
had my yearly breakdown it’s time to lock in
August 21, 2023 at 12:58 AM
I wish I could eat less Panera bread but with my level of self control that doesn’t seem to be an option for me
August 16, 2023 at 3:17 AM
good on bluesky for not shafting my substack links, but now when nobody reads them I can’t act like a victim of writer suppression I just don’t have a reader base 😭
August 15, 2023 at 8:01 PM
wrote an article about money and what it means to us vs to the athlete that’s made millions 🤑

https://open.substack.com/pub/barelyhere/p/mbappe-money-mayhem?r=1utv38&utm_medium=ios&utm_campaign=post
mbappe money mayhem
what turning down a billion tells us about being
open.substack.com
August 15, 2023 at 7:58 PM
bought some doc martens, its time to cook
August 5, 2023 at 2:12 AM
switch my user to a domain i feel so offical
August 5, 2023 at 2:11 AM
is cool clothes too much to ask for
July 29, 2023 at 9:19 PM
wrote a piece on main character syndrome and it's effect in the internet age. fuel my main character delusions and read the article please 🫣

https://barelyhere.substack.com/p/social-media-myself-and-i
social (me)dia, myself, and I
entitlement in the internet era and our descent into solipsism.
barelyhere.substack.com
July 29, 2023 at 3:54 AM