Now that I'm in management myself I am working hard to find meaningful metrics for my team and the value they deliver.
Why? Because I can go for a walk then take a shower and have an idea, then write a single line of code that fixes everything I was working on.
Immense productivity, but by most metrics I didn't do anything at all.
Now that I'm in management myself I am working hard to find meaningful metrics for my team and the value they deliver.
@hollycummins.com & @trishagee.bsky.social bust the biggest myths of #DeveloperProductivity: lines of code & "busy-ness" destroy business value.
Learn how Developer Joy & Strategic Boredom can unlock 31% higher efficiency and throughput: bit.ly/3Xyl0kA
#InfoQ
@hollycummins.com & @trishagee.bsky.social bust the biggest myths of #DeveloperProductivity: lines of code & "busy-ness" destroy business value.
Learn how Developer Joy & Strategic Boredom can unlock 31% higher efficiency and throughput: bit.ly/3Xyl0kA
#InfoQ
Start making some changes. Bork everything, comment out half the existing code to just make stuff compile. Run tests. Watch tests pass.
Stop refactoring, go have a stern word with the tests.
Start making some changes. Bork everything, comment out half the existing code to just make stuff compile. Run tests. Watch tests pass.
Stop refactoring, go have a stern word with the tests.
quarkus.io/extensions/n...
#ExtendQuarkus
Why vampires and zombies are skulking in your codebase.
Why vampires and zombies are skulking in your codebase.
So no Quarkus Insights today. Sorry, everyone!
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#quarkusinsights
So no Quarkus Insights today. Sorry, everyone!
The PDF doesn't capture how I animated the bat wings to flap on the containers, or how I used a greenscreen and and bat cutouts to make it look like bats were hovering over me.
The PDF doesn't capture how I animated the bat wings to flap on the containers, or how I used a greenscreen and and bat cutouts to make it look like bats were hovering over me.
"[Professions using AI] worked roughly 3.15 hours more per week in the post-ChatGPT period. When AI complements human labour rather than replacing it, the process makes each hour of work more valuable."
#GOTOConf
"[Professions using AI] worked roughly 3.15 hours more per week in the post-ChatGPT period. When AI complements human labour rather than replacing it, the process makes each hour of work more valuable."
#GOTOConf
Which is bad, because when I read it I did an involuntary shriek of laughter, and woke a sleeping puppy, and now I won't be able to do more work.
Which is bad, because when I read it I did an involuntary shriek of laughter, and woke a sleeping puppy, and now I won't be able to do more work.
Apparently I said things like:
- "Am I optimizing for the right thing, or should I maybe be just a little bit more jellyfish?"
- "If you do the same experiment to your stool, it's much less cruel"
www.infoq.com/presentation...
Apparently I said things like:
- "Am I optimizing for the right thing, or should I maybe be just a little bit more jellyfish?"
- "If you do the same experiment to your stool, it's much less cruel"
www.infoq.com/presentation...
Actual: , Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., [many more Skibidis]., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi.. This demo is dog water.
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Actual: , Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., [many more Skibidis]., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi., Skibidi.. This demo is dog water.
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That's *definitely* worth crying over.
That's *definitely* worth crying over.