Holly C. Fossi
@hollycfossi.bsky.social
She/her. Passionate about musical theater, wordplay, hashtag games, Rube Goldberg, comedy, and more.
What the heck did Kevin McAllister’s father do for a living, to be able to afford that big house, and a trip to Paris for 11 people?
Keep the change, ya filthy animal!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal!
a close up of a young boy 's face with the number 3 in the background
ALT: a close up of a young boy 's face with the number 3 in the background
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
What the heck did Kevin McAllister’s father do for a living, to be able to afford that big house, and a trip to Paris for 11 people?
Keep the change, ya filthy animal!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal!
If Roxie Roker, an actress, married Stanley Roper from “Three’s Company”, would she be Roxie Roker-Roper?
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
If Roxie Roker, an actress, married Stanley Roper from “Three’s Company”, would she be Roxie Roker-Roper?
Fire in the sky:
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Fire in the sky:
Nahnts Ingonyama Bakithi Baba
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Nahnts Ingonyama Bakithi Baba
Pogo stilts. To give to the children of your enemies this holiday season.
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Pogo stilts. To give to the children of your enemies this holiday season.
Bismarck, hiding from the air conditioning technician.
November 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Bismarck, hiding from the air conditioning technician.
When your kitty’s claw is stuck in something he wasn’t supposed to be scratching in the first place, and you help unhook him, and he gives you a dirty look. Such gratitude.
November 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
When your kitty’s claw is stuck in something he wasn’t supposed to be scratching in the first place, and you help unhook him, and he gives you a dirty look. Such gratitude.
You’re unce, tisse,
Free tines a mady
And I nub you
Free tines a mady
And I nub you
November 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
You’re unce, tisse,
Free tines a mady
And I nub you
Free tines a mady
And I nub you
Danse Macabre - Saint Saens, arranged by Holly C. Fossi
YouTube video by Holly Fossi
m.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Today is Bismarck’s one year birthday. He loved his treats and his tuna, and he hated his hat. But I got a couple of blurry pictures of him wearing the hat - and here they are:
October 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Today is Bismarck’s one year birthday. He loved his treats and his tuna, and he hated his hat. But I got a couple of blurry pictures of him wearing the hat - and here they are:
Today would’ve been my mom’s 82nd birthday. My dear friend, Steve Altman, created this tribute to her. Today would’ve been his mom’s birthday, too.
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/b6unw...
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/b6unw...
www.dropbox.com
October 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Today would’ve been my mom’s 82nd birthday. My dear friend, Steve Altman, created this tribute to her. Today would’ve been his mom’s birthday, too.
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/b6unw...
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/b6unw...
I saw a bird today
Oh boy
It was a blue jay
Or a mockingbird
And though the bird
Was rather small
He had the loudest call
Now we know
How many birds
Can fit into
The Albert Hall
They love the tern
At dawn
Oh boy
It was a blue jay
Or a mockingbird
And though the bird
Was rather small
He had the loudest call
Now we know
How many birds
Can fit into
The Albert Hall
They love the tern
At dawn
October 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I saw a bird today
Oh boy
It was a blue jay
Or a mockingbird
And though the bird
Was rather small
He had the loudest call
Now we know
How many birds
Can fit into
The Albert Hall
They love the tern
At dawn
Oh boy
It was a blue jay
Or a mockingbird
And though the bird
Was rather small
He had the loudest call
Now we know
How many birds
Can fit into
The Albert Hall
They love the tern
At dawn
“Empty Chairs at Empty Tables” to The Muppet Show Tune
YouTube video by Brett Boles
m.youtube.com
October 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
October 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
When my maternal Grandma was 65 years old, a would-be thief broke into the basement of their house.
Grandma called the police, and then grabbed a rolling pin.
She chased that burglar out of the house, and down the street, to a cop car, where the thief was arrested .
Don’t piss off my Grandma.
Grandma called the police, and then grabbed a rolling pin.
She chased that burglar out of the house, and down the street, to a cop car, where the thief was arrested .
Don’t piss off my Grandma.
October 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
When my maternal Grandma was 65 years old, a would-be thief broke into the basement of their house.
Grandma called the police, and then grabbed a rolling pin.
She chased that burglar out of the house, and down the street, to a cop car, where the thief was arrested .
Don’t piss off my Grandma.
Grandma called the police, and then grabbed a rolling pin.
She chased that burglar out of the house, and down the street, to a cop car, where the thief was arrested .
Don’t piss off my Grandma.
Here’s my 2025 pumpkin:
October 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Here’s my 2025 pumpkin:
Happy Canadian Thanksgiving Day !
October 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Happy Canadian Thanksgiving Day !
Why does “fat chance” mean the same thing as “slim chance”?
September 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Why does “fat chance” mean the same thing as “slim chance”?
That commercial for Omega XL with John Walsh. “When I’m riding my polo ponies, and taking care of my ranch…I have joint pain.”
September 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
That commercial for Omega XL with John Walsh. “When I’m riding my polo ponies, and taking care of my ranch…I have joint pain.”
September 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If Lenny Bruce married Lotte Lenya, and took her name, would he be Lenny Lenya?
September 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
If Lenny Bruce married Lotte Lenya, and took her name, would he be Lenny Lenya?
If Lotte Lenya married Rich Little, would she be Lotte Little?
September 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
If Lotte Lenya married Rich Little, would she be Lotte Little?
If Madonna Ciccione married Lola Falana, would she be Madonna Falana?
September 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
If Madonna Ciccione married Lola Falana, would she be Madonna Falana?
September 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM