Abel Janssen
@hollandeeznuts.bsky.social
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Abel Janssen
@hollandeeznuts.bsky.social
· Nov 15
"ᴀ ʀᴇᴅ, ʀᴇᴅ ʀᴏꜱᴇ, ᴍʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ᴡᴇᴀʀ /
ʟᴏᴡ-ʟᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴀ-ᴡᴀʏ"
Abel • Netherlands
⚽ Not new to RP
🌷 Matches seriousness
🐇18+ Only, MDNI
🚲 Multiverse/double friendly
#hetaliarp #hetalia
ʟᴏᴡ-ʟᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴀ-ᴡᴀʏ"
Abel • Netherlands
⚽ Not new to RP
🌷 Matches seriousness
🐇18+ Only, MDNI
🚲 Multiverse/double friendly
#hetaliarp #hetalia
[In the morning he goes to @mein-gott.bsky.social 's house and sets out the plan he's been scheming over for days now. On the doorstep he places Muffy's now cold but still damp afterbirth on Gilbert's doormat and places a leaf on top of it so if he steps there it won't be seen until it's too late]
November 16, 2025 at 7:25 AM
[In the morning he goes to @mein-gott.bsky.social 's house and sets out the plan he's been scheming over for days now. On the doorstep he places Muffy's now cold but still damp afterbirth on Gilbert's doormat and places a leaf on top of it so if he steps there it won't be seen until it's too late]
[As it always seems to be the case, these things happen in the middle of the night. Abel knew it was coming when Muffy hadn't wanted even a treat this morning. As such, he'd decided to sleep on the couch tonight. He knew what the little grunts that woke him up meant, so he turned on a low lamp]
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 AM
[As it always seems to be the case, these things happen in the middle of the night. Abel knew it was coming when Muffy hadn't wanted even a treat this morning. As such, he'd decided to sleep on the couch tonight. He knew what the little grunts that woke him up meant, so he turned on a low lamp]
(( Antonio talking about Abel
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
(( Antonio talking about Abel
(( OOPS I DIDN'T SEE THE NOTIF
November 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
(( OOPS I DIDN'T SEE THE NOTIF
God I need a smoke
November 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
God I need a smoke
[Devising a plan to get revenge on Gilbert for publicly humiliating him so often]
October 28, 2025 at 8:30 AM
[Devising a plan to get revenge on Gilbert for publicly humiliating him so often]
I won't. And more importantly I won't hold this information against him. I think I have a good understanding of where he's coming from.
[ Surprised to hear him laughing. ]
Don't tell him I said anything though.
Don't tell him I said anything though.
[He snorts out a little laugh then gets a little embarrassed by the noise he made]
Well. I suppose that's not surprising either.
Well. I suppose that's not surprising either.
October 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I won't. And more importantly I won't hold this information against him. I think I have a good understanding of where he's coming from.
[He snorts out a little laugh then gets a little embarrassed by the noise he made]
Well. I suppose that's not surprising either.
Well. I suppose that's not surprising either.
Five seconds in and he'd be headed to church.
I see, my mistake. He just seems the type
October 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
[He snorts out a little laugh then gets a little embarrassed by the noise he made]
Well. I suppose that's not surprising either.
Well. I suppose that's not surprising either.
I see, my mistake. He just seems the type
We don't do that.
What does Gilbert usually do?
October 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I see, my mistake. He just seems the type
What does Gilbert usually do?
Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or does he clap and cheer?
October 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
What does Gilbert usually do?
SheIters are always looking for fοster homes.
October 9, 2025 at 3:55 AM
SheIters are always looking for fοster homes.
[Horrified at the idea of an hour long blowjob]
October 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
[Horrified at the idea of an hour long blowjob]
Weighted blankets are easily one of the best inventions in the past few decades.
October 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Weighted blankets are easily one of the best inventions in the past few decades.
I'm surprised I'm not on the list. I'm his closest neighbor.
September 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I'm surprised I'm not on the list. I'm his closest neighbor.
And yours is rotted with Hot Topic and outdated videogames
Your brain is so rotted by porn it's crazy.
He claims to not be a bottom then talks about guzzling a man
September 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
And yours is rotted with Hot Topic and outdated videogames
He claims to not be a bottom then talks about guzzling a man
September 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
He claims to not be a bottom then talks about guzzling a man
You should be able to use a mop. Having your space be clean is important.
September 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You should be able to use a mop. Having your space be clean is important.
[Calling @sunisbright.bsky.social decently late at night]
I need you to come over. I have a surprise for you.
I need you to come over. I have a surprise for you.
September 11, 2025 at 7:26 AM
[Calling @sunisbright.bsky.social decently late at night]
I need you to come over. I have a surprise for you.
I need you to come over. I have a surprise for you.
Just because Emil doesn't want to hear about your sex lives doesn't mean you should ridicule him. Neither is being a virgin, if he is one. Which he doesn't need to share with you either.
September 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Just because Emil doesn't want to hear about your sex lives doesn't mean you should ridicule him. Neither is being a virgin, if he is one. Which he doesn't need to share with you either.
Reposted by Abel Janssen
a win for the asexual spectrum
September 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
a win for the asexual spectrum
Just do cοcaine at this point.
September 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Just do cοcaine at this point.
[He's made the arrangements for Muffy to have her date. He needs to tidy up the house and get her all pretty with a spa day]
August 31, 2025 at 6:23 AM
[He's made the arrangements for Muffy to have her date. He needs to tidy up the house and get her all pretty with a spa day]
I wouldn't let Gilbert top me even if he wanted to
August 30, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I wouldn't let Gilbert top me even if he wanted to