Abel Janssen
@hollandeeznuts.bsky.social
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Abel Janssen
@hollandeeznuts.bsky.social
· Nov 15
"ᴀ ʀᴇᴅ, ʀᴇᴅ ʀᴏꜱᴇ, ᴍʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴅɪᴅ ᴡᴇᴀʀ /
ʟᴏᴡ-ʟᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴀ-ᴡᴀʏ"
Abel • Netherlands
⚽ Not new to RP
🌷 Matches seriousness
🐇18+ Only, MDNI
🚲 Multiverse/double friendly
#hetaliarp #hetalia
ʟᴏᴡ-ʟᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴀ-ᴡᴀʏ"
Abel • Netherlands
⚽ Not new to RP
🌷 Matches seriousness
🐇18+ Only, MDNI
🚲 Multiverse/double friendly
#hetaliarp #hetalia
[He sucks in his lips and tries not to laugh]
It's definitely something you say in private. Though a better phrase would be-
[He crouches down so he can whisper against the side of Antonio's head, right above his ear]
-"Je mag het ijsje hebben dat ik bewaard heb."
It's definitely something you say in private. Though a better phrase would be-
[He crouches down so he can whisper against the side of Antonio's head, right above his ear]
-"Je mag het ijsje hebben dat ik bewaard heb."
[He leans closer, his fingers teasing at his collar.]
De vis zit in mijn kont.
[He smirks]
I got told it means something really naughty...
[he was lied to.]
De vis zit in mijn kont.
[He smirks]
I got told it means something really naughty...
[he was lied to.]
And what would that be?
February 1, 2026 at 3:12 AM
[He sucks in his lips and tries not to laugh]
It's definitely something you say in private. Though a better phrase would be-
[He crouches down so he can whisper against the side of Antonio's head, right above his ear]
-"Je mag het ijsje hebben dat ik bewaard heb."
It's definitely something you say in private. Though a better phrase would be-
[He crouches down so he can whisper against the side of Antonio's head, right above his ear]
-"Je mag het ijsje hebben dat ik bewaard heb."
And what would that be?
I know a singular dutch phrase and thats it.
[His eyebrows raise at the second part but he tries not to show any other reaction]
I did learn some. I'm better at reading it than speaking. But as far as taking you down, I don't think I wanted to say anything. It was a task. Not a conquest.
I did learn some. I'm better at reading it than speaking. But as far as taking you down, I don't think I wanted to say anything. It was a task. Not a conquest.
February 1, 2026 at 2:55 AM
And what would that be?
[His eyebrows raise at the second part but he tries not to show any other reaction]
I did learn some. I'm better at reading it than speaking. But as far as taking you down, I don't think I wanted to say anything. It was a task. Not a conquest.
I did learn some. I'm better at reading it than speaking. But as far as taking you down, I don't think I wanted to say anything. It was a task. Not a conquest.
I am surprised you didn't learn some Spanish while under my Empire! I always imagined you like... having this fantasy of finally besting me and saying your final words to me in Spanish like some badass.
Or, wait, maybe that's not about my empire and more about the bedroom activities. I forget!
Or, wait, maybe that's not about my empire and more about the bedroom activities. I forget!
Makes sense. That's about when I stopped working on my Spanish.
[Well at least if he wants to get away with being cheeky he can use the current Dutch]
[Well at least if he wants to get away with being cheeky he can use the current Dutch]
February 1, 2026 at 2:36 AM
[His eyebrows raise at the second part but he tries not to show any other reaction]
I did learn some. I'm better at reading it than speaking. But as far as taking you down, I don't think I wanted to say anything. It was a task. Not a conquest.
I did learn some. I'm better at reading it than speaking. But as far as taking you down, I don't think I wanted to say anything. It was a task. Not a conquest.
Makes sense. That's about when I stopped working on my Spanish.
[Well at least if he wants to get away with being cheeky he can use the current Dutch]
[Well at least if he wants to get away with being cheeky he can use the current Dutch]
i can speak the language dutch people spoke from 1556 to 1714 does that count
I'm glad that Antonio can't speak Dutch.
February 1, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Makes sense. That's about when I stopped working on my Spanish.
[Well at least if he wants to get away with being cheeky he can use the current Dutch]
[Well at least if he wants to get away with being cheeky he can use the current Dutch]
I'm glad that Antonio can't speak Dutch.
January 31, 2026 at 8:33 AM
I'm glad that Antonio can't speak Dutch.
︵︵︵︵︵︵︵
( Husband... )
︶︶︶υ︶︶︶
o
(\___/) °
(◍-ᴗ-◍) ✧*。
( Husband... )
︶︶︶υ︶︶︶
o
(\___/) °
(◍-ᴗ-◍) ✧*。
January 26, 2026 at 2:03 AM
︵︵︵︵︵︵︵
( Husband... )
︶︶︶υ︶︶︶
o
(\___/) °
(◍-ᴗ-◍) ✧*。
( Husband... )
︶︶︶υ︶︶︶
o
(\___/) °
(◍-ᴗ-◍) ✧*。
No, it's fine. I was just confused because we aren't married yet. I'm glad it's me and not him.
I mean... If you want... If you don't like it i can stop it! Your comfort means more to me than silly nicknames!
Really?
[With his monotone voice and stoic face, it's hard to tell, but he's very touched that Antonio considers them married. The only giveaway is that his eyes sparkle a little]
[With his monotone voice and stoic face, it's hard to tell, but he's very touched that Antonio considers them married. The only giveaway is that his eyes sparkle a little]
January 16, 2026 at 11:40 PM
No, it's fine. I was just confused because we aren't married yet. I'm glad it's me and not him.
Really?
[With his monotone voice and stoic face, it's hard to tell, but he's very touched that Antonio considers them married. The only giveaway is that his eyes sparkle a little]
[With his monotone voice and stoic face, it's hard to tell, but he's very touched that Antonio considers them married. The only giveaway is that his eyes sparkle a little]
you're my husband :( unofficial not by law husband :( yet to be husband :(
Bitch?!
January 15, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Really?
[With his monotone voice and stoic face, it's hard to tell, but he's very touched that Antonio considers them married. The only giveaway is that his eyes sparkle a little]
[With his monotone voice and stoic face, it's hard to tell, but he's very touched that Antonio considers them married. The only giveaway is that his eyes sparkle a little]
Bitch?!
bitch.
Fuck. He's still not over Roderich
January 15, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Bitch?!
Fuck. He's still not over Roderich
January 15, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Fuck. He's still not over Roderich
Figures that he'd be into inanimate objects like robots and trucks.
January 11, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Figures that he'd be into inanimate objects like robots and trucks.
We should enjoy that it's quiet.
January 6, 2026 at 2:41 AM
We should enjoy that it's quiet.
[Grumpily pouting because he hyper extended his ankle and now he can't do his gardening like he usually does on Mondays]
December 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
[Grumpily pouting because he hyper extended his ankle and now he can't do his gardening like he usually does on Mondays]
💭: Surely this is wrong...well there was a disclaimer before the test. It's also not a professional. Yes, it's probably wrong.
December 28, 2025 at 3:27 AM
💭: Surely this is wrong...well there was a disclaimer before the test. It's also not a professional. Yes, it's probably wrong.
[Unlike most years where he doesn't necessarily care which order they go in, if any, to share gifts on Christmas, this year he insists on going first with @sunisbright.bsky.social 's gift. It's a very large box that he's handling as carefully as one would transport sugar glass]
December 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
[Unlike most years where he doesn't necessarily care which order they go in, if any, to share gifts on Christmas, this year he insists on going first with @sunisbright.bsky.social 's gift. It's a very large box that he's handling as carefully as one would transport sugar glass]
Do I need to step in to handle someone bothering you?
i might need a medicinal dosage, lack of rest has caught up to me …
December 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Do I need to step in to handle someone bothering you?
Reposted by Abel Janssen
December 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Maybe I'll surprise him with a ham...
December 18, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Maybe I'll surprise him with a ham...
They have no other options. Though I suppose it's more hooking their legs together.
I did not know holding feet was a thing
They would have to make do with a leg wrapped around the other's and hold feet.
December 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
They have no other options. Though I suppose it's more hooking their legs together.
They would have to make do with a leg wrapped around the other's and hold feet.
exactly!!! my only criticism is laying in the fact that because they are holding their items they are neglecting to hold hands which is not us we hold hands all the time
[🌼🌺🏵️🌸(｡・////・｡)🌸🏵️🌺🌼]
I see. So you are the pumpkin man with your bottle of oil?
I see. So you are the pumpkin man with your bottle of oil?
December 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
They would have to make do with a leg wrapped around the other's and hold feet.
[🌼🌺🏵️🌸(｡・////・｡)🌸🏵️🌺🌼]
I see. So you are the pumpkin man with your bottle of oil?
I see. So you are the pumpkin man with your bottle of oil?
the ghost because it has its little scarf like you do!!! and it has a sweet tooth!
Which one am I?
December 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
[🌼🌺🏵️🌸(｡・////・｡)🌸🏵️🌺🌼]
I see. So you are the pumpkin man with your bottle of oil?
I see. So you are the pumpkin man with your bottle of oil?
Which one am I?
December 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Which one am I?
I don't have a direct line to the angel Gabriel but I can see what I can do
abel should get me pregnant but like the virgin mary way
December 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I don't have a direct line to the angel Gabriel but I can see what I can do