Hoglorfen
@hoglorfen.bsky.social
🔞 Pervy Orc fancier, Tolkien obsessor and jack-of-all-handicrafts. ORCS FFS! He/huh? 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Suddenly WATERCOLOURS
October 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Suddenly WATERCOLOURS
I had a dream once where my huskies turned into wargs. I was the happiest snaga alive for like ten hot minutes, then I realised that they were still worthless hunters and needed me to feed them.
September 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I had a dream once where my huskies turned into wargs. I was the happiest snaga alive for like ten hot minutes, then I realised that they were still worthless hunters and needed me to feed them.
Unfortunately I missed Hobbit Day due to being buried in a pile of hides that need tanning ASAP. But here's a happy warg to make up for it (he just ate a hobbit does that count?)
September 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Unfortunately I missed Hobbit Day due to being buried in a pile of hides that need tanning ASAP. But here's a happy warg to make up for it (he just ate a hobbit does that count?)
I had this exact thought the other night but in a different context (late-night reminiscing about digital art and fic galleries that no longer exist). So much is lost even in a mere decade.
Something that keeps coming up during the research I'm doing is names of artists who seem to have disappeared from the record of history. From references in letters from 1916, to Mary Renault's very good friend who was a poet (who I can't find anywhere). There are just so many artists lost to time.
September 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I had this exact thought the other night but in a different context (late-night reminiscing about digital art and fic galleries that no longer exist). So much is lost even in a mere decade.
If Thranduil appears during whatever season of RoP has the Last Alliance in it, all I want is a scene where he shows the family trait "inability to understand mug handles".
September 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If Thranduil appears during whatever season of RoP has the Last Alliance in it, all I want is a scene where he shows the family trait "inability to understand mug handles".
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
September 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
Now I have a mighty need to raid every fleamarket and secondhand shop for more wooden things to vandal- I mean "upcycle".
June 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Now I have a mighty need to raid every fleamarket and secondhand shop for more wooden things to vandal- I mean "upcycle".
Another cup, another makeover.
June 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Another cup, another makeover.
Hoglorfen's got a dremel now and nothing is safe. Contrary to popular belief I'm actually into the whole Elven aesthetic, so throwing some of that onto this dirt cheap souvenir cup I found at a flea market simply seemed right.
June 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Hoglorfen's got a dremel now and nothing is safe. Contrary to popular belief I'm actually into the whole Elven aesthetic, so throwing some of that onto this dirt cheap souvenir cup I found at a flea market simply seemed right.
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we need to talk about fëanor
May 9, 2025 at 5:00 AM
we need to talk about fëanor
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name —
Mudcake VI. Acceptable.
Mudcake VI. Acceptable.
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name —
Pope Magnum III. Could easily have been Fishfinger Sandwich.
Pope Magnum III. Could easily have been Fishfinger Sandwich.
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name —
Pope Oatcake VI. I’ll run with it.
Pope Oatcake VI. I’ll run with it.
May 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name —
Mudcake VI. Acceptable.
Mudcake VI. Acceptable.
Furthermore I consider that this world needs an Orc invasion.
April 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Furthermore I consider that this world needs an Orc invasion.
Not very active online these days, I prefer escapism and hiding in the wilderness. But here's a very Mordor-coded scaly friend I met the other day!
April 10, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Not very active online these days, I prefer escapism and hiding in the wilderness. But here's a very Mordor-coded scaly friend I met the other day!
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March 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
With two alaskan huskies, this is my life now. Otherwise their zoomies would kill me
March 7, 2025 at 11:07 AM
With two alaskan huskies, this is my life now. Otherwise their zoomies would kill me
Been quiet here for a bit, mainly b/c I've had my hands full with the newest addition to the warg pack. Meet Chasind, Timur's baby brother (literally, they have the same parents) who had a rough time in his previous home and needed a new one.
March 7, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Been quiet here for a bit, mainly b/c I've had my hands full with the newest addition to the warg pack. Meet Chasind, Timur's baby brother (literally, they have the same parents) who had a rough time in his previous home and needed a new one.
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King of the Golden Hall
January 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
King of the Golden Hall
I think we should make it even more medieval. Remember the Ronsarvollen!!
when RAND corporation released their report on neo-medievalism I don't think they were expecting it to be this medieval
January 9, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I think we should make it even more medieval. Remember the Ronsarvollen!!
Ok, I'll blame you for whatever happens next
January 5, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Ok, I'll blame you for whatever happens next
Well this is Elf-coded
calligraphy as foreplay
January 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Well this is Elf-coded
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The all-seeing Eye of Sauron pierces the hearts of Men and strikes fear into the hearts of all who dwell in Middle-earth, but when two little guys sneak into Mordor to destroy his jewelry
December 29, 2024 at 9:17 AM
The all-seeing Eye of Sauron pierces the hearts of Men and strikes fear into the hearts of all who dwell in Middle-earth, but when two little guys sneak into Mordor to destroy his jewelry
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ko-fi.com/dracofaunusa...
I'm well aware that life kinda sucks for everybody right now, so reposts are just as appreciated!
I'm well aware that life kinda sucks for everybody right now, so reposts are just as appreciated!
December 17, 2024 at 5:41 AM
ko-fi.com/dracofaunusa...
I'm well aware that life kinda sucks for everybody right now, so reposts are just as appreciated!
I'm well aware that life kinda sucks for everybody right now, so reposts are just as appreciated!