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yo waddup
They call me Vietnamese the way I be getting that dong
June 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Sometimes you just gotta throw comedy darts at the wall, some will be bullseyes, others will hit bulls eyes
May 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
They call me Nitinol the way I return to form
May 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Ambassador hit me so I got him with a counter strike and now they’re globally offended too
May 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Voyeurism? Ain’t that what Christopher Columbus did
December 16, 2024 at 7:11 AM
Webfishing? Yea I’ve been doing that buddy.
December 3, 2024 at 7:49 PM
MGS2 ending got me feelin some type of way
November 14, 2024 at 7:55 AM
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Hawk tuah
November 13, 2024 at 6:34 AM
November 13, 2024 at 5:36 AM
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i'm eri/eris/enralis (´・ω・`)ノ゙
pixel eater, polygon wrangler, illustrator, and writer

🩵 gamedev making @snacko.land with @recursive.bluecurse.com

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November 12, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Trump wants you to believe that bowser up-b is a kill move
November 13, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Voice so hoarse they call me Mr. Hands
November 11, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Do boats travel on the ourterstate?
November 7, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Jenga fulfills my fantasy to be a Chinese high rise
November 4, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Accidentally hit a woman with a stroller, now her and her Mini Cooper are totalled
November 2, 2024 at 7:04 AM
Rise of the guardians? Yea I’ve heard of NATO
November 1, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Would IRL Harry Potter gang violence be called terf wars?
October 31, 2024 at 12:59 PM
If you shoot someone in a Catholic Church is it a mass shooting?
October 31, 2024 at 12:55 PM
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happy birthday to heartsteel kayn 🫶
art portion of my contribution to the lofter event yippe!! fic tmrw :3

🔖 [ #kayn | #rhaast | #rhaayn ]
October 29, 2024 at 10:36 PM
open.spotify.com/track/2VkPfL...

I love this man so much, all of his music is so good (plus he’s hot)
good things take time
Christian French · good things take time · Song · 2020
open.spotify.com
October 26, 2024 at 3:43 AM
I wish I had the brain to come up with demons or conspiracies, the fact I can go on YouTube and find a 1-2 hour long video on something like “The Guatemalan CPAP Machine Demon” is really inspiring to me
October 25, 2024 at 6:03 AM
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Goth Mantis Witch
October 18, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Who tf is care and why do they get special treatment.
October 18, 2024 at 11:12 PM
yo waddup
October 18, 2024 at 9:53 PM