Heather Fox
@hmeltonfox.substack.com
Former politico writing with humor and depth about the intersection of politics and spirituality in the United States and around the world.
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
If Nancy Pelosi was a handgun in a Prada bag, Chuck Schumer is oatmeal in a paper sack.
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If Nancy Pelosi was a handgun in a Prada bag, Chuck Schumer is oatmeal in a paper sack.
Now that eight Senate Dems have voted to end the shutdown, all Americans, regardless of political party, can coalesce around one shared truth: this shit would have never happened to Nancy Pelosi.
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Now that eight Senate Dems have voted to end the shutdown, all Americans, regardless of political party, can coalesce around one shared truth: this shit would have never happened to Nancy Pelosi.
This would be the perfect album cover if we started a band called “Heather and the Monks.”
October 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This would be the perfect album cover if we started a band called “Heather and the Monks.”
Anyone who says they voted for Trump because “woke went too far” was going to vote for him anyway. Enough with the narrative that everyone except Trump voters are responsible for Trump’s election. It is ridiculous.
August 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Anyone who says they voted for Trump because “woke went too far” was going to vote for him anyway. Enough with the narrative that everyone except Trump voters are responsible for Trump’s election. It is ridiculous.
If you believe trans violence is a problem and gun violence is not, you are an unserious and awful human being.
August 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If you believe trans violence is a problem and gun violence is not, you are an unserious and awful human being.
To be clear, he thinks Heaven is the name of a Daytona strip club.
August 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
To be clear, he thinks Heaven is the name of a Daytona strip club.
Reposted by Heather Fox
“The coin of his realm is loyalty. Opposition is considered treason The Constitution is merely a set of suggestions. He bows only to the most brutal of dictators, whose cruelty and corruption he emulates. And there are 1255 days left in his presidency. We think.”
open.substack.com/pub/charlies...
open.substack.com/pub/charlies...
Donald Trump: Emperor of Everything
So let it be written. So let it be done.
open.substack.com
August 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
“The coin of his realm is loyalty. Opposition is considered treason The Constitution is merely a set of suggestions. He bows only to the most brutal of dictators, whose cruelty and corruption he emulates. And there are 1255 days left in his presidency. We think.”
open.substack.com/pub/charlies...
open.substack.com/pub/charlies...
The way the Democratic National Committee (DNC) points to record fundraising as proof of grassroots enthusiasm and organizational strength is either intentionally disingenuous or sincerely stupid. It is time for a pro-democracy coalition to dump DNC deadweight. Tell me I am wrong?
July 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The way the Democratic National Committee (DNC) points to record fundraising as proof of grassroots enthusiasm and organizational strength is either intentionally disingenuous or sincerely stupid. It is time for a pro-democracy coalition to dump DNC deadweight. Tell me I am wrong?
No reputable organization of any size would allow Donald Trump to act this way and also keep his job. There is nothing partisan about stating the objective fact that it is completely pathetic.
July 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
No reputable organization of any size would allow Donald Trump to act this way and also keep his job. There is nothing partisan about stating the objective fact that it is completely pathetic.
Does he gets any points for having an age-appropriate mistress? She asks, showing her age by calling the woman a “mistress.” 😊
July 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Does he gets any points for having an age-appropriate mistress? She asks, showing her age by calling the woman a “mistress.” 😊
