Heather Fox
@hmeltonfox.substack.com
Former politico writing with humor and depth about the intersection of politics and spirituality in the United States and around the world.
Tell me I’m wrong: Pickleball is to tennis what book clubs are to reading.
February 2, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Tell me I’m wrong: Pickleball is to tennis what book clubs are to reading.
If AOC is an iron fist in a velvet glove, Chuck Schumer is oatmeal in a paper sack.
January 27, 2026 at 2:03 PM
If AOC is an iron fist in a velvet glove, Chuck Schumer is oatmeal in a paper sack.
When we frame convictions as tribal markers we sideline shared values like logic and empathy and hide common ground in favor of foregrounding the stupidest possible version of every single debate.
January 26, 2026 at 3:16 AM
When we frame convictions as tribal markers we sideline shared values like logic and empathy and hide common ground in favor of foregrounding the stupidest possible version of every single debate.
Bennie has an anxious attachment style.
January 24, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Bennie has an anxious attachment style.
I think Megyn Kelly should try an estrogen patch and a cooling weighted blanket and see if that doesn’t even ole girl out a little bit.
January 21, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I think Megyn Kelly should try an estrogen patch and a cooling weighted blanket and see if that doesn’t even ole girl out a little bit.
If the only reason you choose to be peaceful is in the hopes of getting the Nobel Peace Prize you kind of disqualify yourself from consideration for the Nobel Peace Prize.
January 20, 2026 at 2:31 AM
If the only reason you choose to be peaceful is in the hopes of getting the Nobel Peace Prize you kind of disqualify yourself from consideration for the Nobel Peace Prize.
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
If Nancy Pelosi was a handgun in a Prada bag, Chuck Schumer is oatmeal in a paper sack.
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
If Nancy Pelosi was a handgun in a Prada bag, Chuck Schumer is oatmeal in a paper sack.
Now that eight Senate Dems have voted to end the shutdown, all Americans, regardless of political party, can coalesce around one shared truth: this shit would have never happened to Nancy Pelosi.
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Now that eight Senate Dems have voted to end the shutdown, all Americans, regardless of political party, can coalesce around one shared truth: this shit would have never happened to Nancy Pelosi.
This would be the perfect album cover if we started a band called “Heather and the Monks.”
October 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This would be the perfect album cover if we started a band called “Heather and the Monks.”
Anyone who says they voted for Trump because “woke went too far” was going to vote for him anyway. Enough with the narrative that everyone except Trump voters are responsible for Trump’s election. It is ridiculous.
August 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Anyone who says they voted for Trump because “woke went too far” was going to vote for him anyway. Enough with the narrative that everyone except Trump voters are responsible for Trump’s election. It is ridiculous.
If you believe trans violence is a problem and gun violence is not, you are an unserious and awful human being.
August 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If you believe trans violence is a problem and gun violence is not, you are an unserious and awful human being.
To be clear, he thinks Heaven is the name of a Daytona strip club.
August 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
To be clear, he thinks Heaven is the name of a Daytona strip club.
