Johnny Taylor, Jr.
@hipsterocracy.bsky.social
“Bummin’ With the Devil” available on @tubi now! Comedian, Actor, Writer for @realpunknews. Co-host of the AEW-some Pod (link in bio).
Next Sunday I’m at Largo for Patton Oswalt and Friends. Come see me make some jokes while the world burns to the ground.
September 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Next Sunday I’m at Largo for Patton Oswalt and Friends. Come see me make some jokes while the world burns to the ground.
Front Desk Guy: You need some help?
Me: Yeah, I’m looking for Suite A.
Front Desk Guy: Who’s that?
Me: …
Me: Yeah, I’m looking for Suite A.
Front Desk Guy: Who’s that?
Me: …
August 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Front Desk Guy: You need some help?
Me: Yeah, I’m looking for Suite A.
Front Desk Guy: Who’s that?
Me: …
Me: Yeah, I’m looking for Suite A.
Front Desk Guy: Who’s that?
Me: …
I got dumped on the 4th of July one year. That really was Independence Day.
July 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I got dumped on the 4th of July one year. That really was Independence Day.
There aren't any rules in comedy, but if there is one, it should be: "Don't take advice about comedy from people who aren't good at comedy."
April 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
There aren't any rules in comedy, but if there is one, it should be: "Don't take advice about comedy from people who aren't good at comedy."
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Watching #AEWCollision, doing some prep work for the next AEWsomePod while sporting my fav shirt! 🤪 @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @hipsterocracy.bsky.social #F**kHologram
March 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Watching #AEWCollision, doing some prep work for the next AEWsomePod while sporting my fav shirt! 🤪 @darcythemailgirl.bsky.social @hipsterocracy.bsky.social #F**kHologram
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Dude! Brian Posehn and @hipsterocracy.bsky.social tore it up tonight in Sonoma. Awesome to see Posehn play to his hometown crowd. Plus it rocked to see my local Sac fave Johnny Taylor
March 9, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Dude! Brian Posehn and @hipsterocracy.bsky.social tore it up tonight in Sonoma. Awesome to see Posehn play to his hometown crowd. Plus it rocked to see my local Sac fave Johnny Taylor
This Saturday night at the Sebastiani Theater I’m featuring for my pal Brian Posehn. Come out Sonoma!
March 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
This Saturday night at the Sebastiani Theater I’m featuring for my pal Brian Posehn. Come out Sonoma!
They say “Don’t Mess with Texas,” but I plan to test that theory June 27-28 at The Velveeta Room in Austin and June 29 at Dallas Comedy Club. Come watch me tell jokes in a state where it’s legal to carry a gun into Chipotle but not to smoke a joint outside of one.
March 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
They say “Don’t Mess with Texas,” but I plan to test that theory June 27-28 at The Velveeta Room in Austin and June 29 at Dallas Comedy Club. Come watch me tell jokes in a state where it’s legal to carry a gun into Chipotle but not to smoke a joint outside of one.
The fact I see a lot of republicans online denouncing Trump because eggs are still expensive and not because of the Nazi stuff is fairly disturbing.
March 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The fact I see a lot of republicans online denouncing Trump because eggs are still expensive and not because of the Nazi stuff is fairly disturbing.
"Wow, that guy really need to get his life together," he scoffed, scrolling past a Facebook post while eating cream cheese straight from the tub with his fingers.
February 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"Wow, that guy really need to get his life together," he scoffed, scrolling past a Facebook post while eating cream cheese straight from the tub with his fingers.
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Mick Maverick at #medium made a list of up-and-coming comedians. @hipsterocracy.bsky.social is deservedly on it (at #6). His album, Bummin' with the Devil (scroll to see), is available @ our shop (as is his older album, Tangled Up in Plaid), & the special is free to watch on #tubi. Get on it!
February 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Mick Maverick at #medium made a list of up-and-coming comedians. @hipsterocracy.bsky.social is deservedly on it (at #6). His album, Bummin' with the Devil (scroll to see), is available @ our shop (as is his older album, Tangled Up in Plaid), & the special is free to watch on #tubi. Get on it!
I wanna grow old until I get to the point where I dig in my pocket to make correct change and it takes twice as long for the people behind me in line and stresses the cashier out because of it and after that moment I hope I die immediately.
February 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I wanna grow old until I get to the point where I dig in my pocket to make correct change and it takes twice as long for the people behind me in line and stresses the cashier out because of it and after that moment I hope I die immediately.
"You have a very interesting sense of humor." - an audience member telling me in a kind way that he hated my act
February 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"You have a very interesting sense of humor." - an audience member telling me in a kind way that he hated my act
Gonna be seeing that Seal commercial in my nightmares for the next 9 years. #SuperBowlLIX
February 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Gonna be seeing that Seal commercial in my nightmares for the next 9 years. #SuperBowlLIX
When someone starts a sentence with "If I may.." They're about to annoy the fuck out of you.
January 30, 2025 at 9:12 PM
When someone starts a sentence with "If I may.." They're about to annoy the fuck out of you.
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New Episode!
Diverticular disease
Taking a deep dive on the incredibly common but often overlooked issue that affects SO many American guts, very possibly yours!
With @hipsterocracy.bsky.social & @neilstollman.bsky.social
Itunes: tinyurl.com/36czt9ub
Spotify: tinyurl.com/ze3s9usx
Diverticular disease
Taking a deep dive on the incredibly common but often overlooked issue that affects SO many American guts, very possibly yours!
With @hipsterocracy.bsky.social & @neilstollman.bsky.social
Itunes: tinyurl.com/36czt9ub
Spotify: tinyurl.com/ze3s9usx
January 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
New Episode!
Diverticular disease
Taking a deep dive on the incredibly common but often overlooked issue that affects SO many American guts, very possibly yours!
With @hipsterocracy.bsky.social & @neilstollman.bsky.social
Itunes: tinyurl.com/36czt9ub
Spotify: tinyurl.com/ze3s9usx
Diverticular disease
Taking a deep dive on the incredibly common but often overlooked issue that affects SO many American guts, very possibly yours!
With @hipsterocracy.bsky.social & @neilstollman.bsky.social
Itunes: tinyurl.com/36czt9ub
Spotify: tinyurl.com/ze3s9usx
If you don’t like “Give it to You” by Jordan Knight, I can’t really fuck with you.
January 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If you don’t like “Give it to You” by Jordan Knight, I can’t really fuck with you.
*sees a Tesla*
Me in 2018: That would be so cool to have a Tesla.
Me in 2025: I wish I could throw a Molotov cocktail at that Tesla.
Me in 2018: That would be so cool to have a Tesla.
Me in 2025: I wish I could throw a Molotov cocktail at that Tesla.
January 24, 2025 at 6:46 AM
*sees a Tesla*
Me in 2018: That would be so cool to have a Tesla.
Me in 2025: I wish I could throw a Molotov cocktail at that Tesla.
Me in 2018: That would be so cool to have a Tesla.
Me in 2025: I wish I could throw a Molotov cocktail at that Tesla.
Not sure anyone can see me on this site, but if you can I’ll be around. Come see me.
January 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Not sure anyone can see me on this site, but if you can I’ll be around. Come see me.
“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command” - George Orwell, 1984
January 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command” - George Orwell, 1984
The coolest part of my career at this point is that I don’t have to do awful bar shows anymore. I mean, I still do them, I just don’t have to.
January 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The coolest part of my career at this point is that I don’t have to do awful bar shows anymore. I mean, I still do them, I just don’t have to.
Elon Musk with the sieg heil, Trump not putting his hand on the Bible, Trump laughing at the destruction of Los Angeles…good news for comic book fans, you’re now living in one.
January 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Elon Musk with the sieg heil, Trump not putting his hand on the Bible, Trump laughing at the destruction of Los Angeles…good news for comic book fans, you’re now living in one.
David Lynch and Bob Uecker on the same day, god? Not cool. But hey, Major League 4: Fire Walk With Me is gonna be a real trip. Just a bit outside...reality
January 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
David Lynch and Bob Uecker on the same day, god? Not cool. But hey, Major League 4: Fire Walk With Me is gonna be a real trip. Just a bit outside...reality
It's New Years Eve, not New Years Steve.
December 31, 2024 at 10:23 PM
It's New Years Eve, not New Years Steve.