If you want lemonade you don't need to wait for life to give you lemons, you can just buy them shits

Repost to scare a conservative

"Haha, we have fun here!" I chuckle, sitting in a growing puddle of my own blood

In anticipation of fox girls being the next big trend I'm gonna start standing outside of gay bars and screaming until someone sleeps with me or hunts me for sport

Decided to embrace my destiny as a hot bisexual (I'm going to start being annoying as fuck)

When I was like 10 my mom told me if I ever wanted to find love I should never go on any dates at restaurants because anyone who watched me eat wouldn't want to be with me and I still feel weird about eating around people

Got an older woman to say "oh you're bad" today and I've never felt more alive

"The xenomorph isn't going to f*ck you" I know that, but if I post bad enough, it might gore me and that's just as good

Gender affirming care

Me: I'm in a good place mentally and emotionally right now

Also me: y'know what sounds good? Eating slices of american cheese until I pass out

If Helldivers 2 is so great, how come my parents don't love me? Send bluesky