Let me tell you, moving with a toddler and a baby is A LOT, but we found a cute house to rent and are super happy!

Ready to pop 🫧

Josh got me a bouquet subscription so every month I get the most beautiful flowers 💐

Tacoma, WA

My toddler has started fake snoring when she’s ready to sleep and it’s so cute to hear a 3 year old go “honk shoo honk shoo” 🥹

My dad is your typical white conservative and started the carnivore diet last year and it’s literally all he talks about. If I have to hear that the carnivore diet will cure autism or stop miscarriages one more time I’m going to scream.

One of my pregnancy cravings is vanilla italian sodas so I went to my coffee stand to get one and the barista asked if I wanted cream and whip.

What I wanted to say: yes cream, no whip

What I actually said: cweam

🤦🏼‍♀️

What is your least favorite letter to write in cursive and why is it the lowercase “r” and “s”?

Some of my past cross-stitch pieces!

At my last OB appointment my doctor told me I was “very pragmatic” and it took everything in me not to say “it’s pronounced pregnant”.

My kid has been bitten TWICE in one week by the SAME kid at school and I am about ready to fight his parents.

I made this for @josholver.bsky.social for christmas

Biblically accurate Mr. Potato Head

I got this cabinet + foam inserts for Christmas to organize all my cross stitch floss! 🤓