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My prediction: A common rule of thumb is that two consecutive quarters of shrinkage in gross domestic product (GDP) indicate a recession. If the second quarter shrinks, King Krasnov will change that definition with an executive order.
July 1, 2025 at 5:16 AM
When the general public flies on commercial airlines, they board and deboard planes by exiting what is called a jet bridge. It's been that way a long time now. Yet presidents board and deboard air force one on a long flight of stairs. Why is that?
June 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Mario Kart is the top trending topic on this site. We are all doomed.
April 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Republicans on April 8, 2025: Trumps tariffs will lead us to the Golden Age.
Republicans on April 9 2025: Why would any business adviser recommend to a board or to a CEO to deploy capital now when you don't know what the long-term cost is going to be and the tax environment?"
April 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I am now an election denier. The 2024 presidential election was a hoax. A lot of people, a lot of people, keep telling me that.
April 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Hey, Walton family, don't you think you better stop Trump before your company goes bankrupt?
March 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Happy I filled up my gas tank yesterday when gas was $2.36 a gallon. Today, it's $2.84 at the same gas station. What's up with that?
March 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Hey Thomas and Alito, Mike Johnson says Congress is going to do away with federal judges. That means you guys, too. Good luck in retirement without big bucks donors paying for your way of life.
March 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
So, King Krasnov says he's going to buy a new Tesla. Has he ever driven a car before? And what insurance company was cover him?
March 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Trump is saving millions of dollars and killing millions of people.
March 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
X is down. Whoohooo!
March 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Hey, Elon, if Social Security is a Ponzi scheme, then by all means, let's arrest those who have been running it for the last 90 years. That would be the U.S. government. Every Congressman, president and Supreme Court justice should be rounded up and thrown in jail. Gitmo would be the perfect place.
March 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
As an American patriot, it is really sad knowing that when WWIII begins, the U.S. will be on the wrong side.
March 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
The Defense Department just took down all mention of the Enola Gay airplane from its Web site because of the word Gay on the side of the plane. Heaven help us when World War III breaks out. Other countries surely are not as dumb as we are.
March 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Just saw where King Krasnov just made English the official language of the United States. Does that mean we get to deport him? I mean covfefe is not English. And to hear Trump speak is torture for all English-speaking human beings.
February 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
So, when does King Krasnov rename New Mexico to New America? And is that fair to the other 49 states?
February 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Hey King Krasnov, when are you going start deporting those Palestinians from Gaza? It sure is taking you a long time. You keep breaking your promises someone might think you were lying.
February 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
King Krasnov says "US doesn't need Canada's oil – after calling for revival of Keystone XL pipeline plans." Doesn't he understand that the XL pipeline will send oil from Canada to the Gulf of "America?" The pipeline would benefit Canada as they get to ship their oil elsewhere cheaper and quicker.
February 26, 2025 at 5:42 AM
So, when do we see the five things that our Congressmen/Ladies say they did last week? I need a good laugh.
February 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Don't worry all you Black folks. No one has done more for the Black community than Donald J. Trump (King Krasnov).
February 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
King Krasnov created another new word today - semi-fired. How does anyone take this buffoon seriously?
February 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Did members of Congress get Musk's latest email? Not one of them could come up with 5 things they did in the last 40 years much less last week. They're called the "do-nothing" Congress for a reason.
February 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Hey, King Krasnov, how's that isolationist policy working out for you? The entire world is now against the United States.
February 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The new KKK: King "KGB" Krasnov.
February 22, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Congratulations, Krasnov, you've got the majority of Americans rooting for the Canadian hockey team against the U.S. However, I think that's kinda contrary to you America First practice.
February 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM