Chris Parker
hiparkerc.bsky.social
Chris Parker
@hiparkerc.bsky.social
Design, Food, Rants
“Joy is not made to be a crumb.”
December 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Anyone watch Frankenstein and instead see Nate, Maxine, Tywin Lanaster, and SS Colonel Hanz Landa acting in the movie?
December 13, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Frankenstein pt 2:
also, i feel awful for the ship captain having his ear talked off for 2 hours
December 13, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I loath the 2 minute single era we’re in.
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM
It shouldn’t be this hard to get a 16oz iced oat latte in this town.
October 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Anyone else noticed that so far the 🍊💩 has only sent the National Guard to cities with black mayors?
September 13, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I may need to take a 3-week social media hiatus to avoid Gaga’s mayhem tour spoilers.
July 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
What genre of music are we calling khruangbin and Jungle? Vibecore? New Chill? Lorazapamica?
April 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Anyone else noticing that Meta is forcing you to share your information to 3rd parties to use Instagram? If you choose to opt out or restart the app the pop up remains..
April 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM
QueerBar announced their lineup for their Pride Festival while this administration is systematically erasing transfolk and queer history. I do hope they have a clear call to action at the event and not just be business as usual. Same for Pridefest.
February 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Watching this weeks 60 Minutes really puts into context just how fucked we are.

“The richest man in the world cut off aid to the world’s poorest people.”
February 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
What’s their key industry?
February 16, 2025 at 7:31 AM
“What fresh hell did he inflict today?”

Me opening up the news app in the morning…
February 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
To relax after work, does anyone else enjoy marathoning Bob’s Burgers in the background?
February 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Sigh… It’s gonna be a boring Super Bowl this year.
January 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Rolling into the weekend like
January 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Reposted by Chris Parker
The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH**

* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
Egg prices are soaring again. Here’s why and what to expect
Bird flu has killed millions of hens in recent weeks, shrinking the supply of eggs and hiking up prices at grocery stores.
www.kcur.org
January 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I’ve just learned that “Holetox” is a thing.
January 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It felt so good to dance it out. #jamiexx #seattle
January 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Thought of our times… Observed at #Seattle bus stop
January 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
TikTok has truly become the QVC for Gen Z
December 27, 2024 at 9:15 PM
I’ve witnessed a crime against fonts
January 1, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Loved watching Phantogram at Bumbershoot this weekend
September 5, 2023 at 6:02 AM
If Tweets were now Xeets, then Facebook threads must be Teets, and B.Sky posts, skeets. I don’t make the rules.
July 30, 2023 at 3:12 PM
Still recovering from witnessing this in the neighborhood.
July 16, 2023 at 8:10 PM