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himbochronicles.bsky.social
@himbochronicles.bsky.social
I feel like once every 18mo’s SNL’s ratings get low and they decide to pander to the gays again.
🚨Ariana Grande to host SNL with musical guest Cher on December 20.
November 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
“Stop bending over backwards for these boys”

Me:
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
And y’all can have it back when you’ve learned to be responsible with it!

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November 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Thinking about sub tops…
November 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Really all in on upper body lately.
November 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Boyfriend got me flowers aren’t they pretty?
October 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Setting my gym and diet goals for 2026…
October 28, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Anyways a lot of arm days lately.
October 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Busted up me knee bad so it’s gonna be upper body only at the gym for a while. Everyone tell me my legs look good now before they deflate.
October 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Making late night brownies and @pastawater.bsky.social keeps trying to convince me they taste better if you’re shirtless while you mix the batter….can anyone fact check this?
October 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Thinking about the guy who walked up to me unprompted at the bars and asked “do you play DnD?” And when I said no he replied “well you should, I mean, look at you”
October 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Reposted
Photo shoot at @menropingmen.bsky.social 2025 edition

Boy in rope: @himbochronicles.bsky.social
Photo by: @pupshutter.bsky.social
October 15, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Too much room in this bed, come join me?
October 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Do I look strong yet?
October 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
200mg of caffeine really working overtime to turn “why bother with anything” into “I’m gonna destroy my lats” today.
October 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Slightly dreary day and I went to the farmers market and got so much good stuff and came home and opened all the windows and made a giant breakfast this morning (2pm).
October 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Duvet cover came out of the dryer in a knot so profound it to 20 minutes and three cries to get through it.
October 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Locktober, jocktober, cocktober,
October 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
A small anxiety attack in the gym parking lot will do wonders for your workout.
October 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
What are you looking at?
October 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
New rule: if you like being bitten you have to tell me.
October 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Reposted
October 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Morning.
October 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Hey bud, I’m just waiting for my coffee, you need something?
September 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Hey!! (With the intention of being a little shit because I have a crush on you)
September 25, 2025 at 5:45 AM