HillbillyAl
hillbillyal.bsky.social
HillbillyAl
@hillbillyal.bsky.social
You can call me Al
I like video games
I like dnd

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Steam reviews be like:

NOT RECOMMENDED
-893 hours played

I got this game for free as a kickstarter backer. The graphics are gorgeous and the story is beautiful. Dont waste your time though, the game has been trash since bows were nerfed to the ground in the 1.2.5 update. The devs should be killed.
November 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
LOL, what are they smoking at the White House, and what are they smoking at IGN. "Two betrayals." I want off the ride now, please.
October 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
These are great for when you're craving a Dr. Pepper, but want it to taste like shit.
October 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Reposted by HillbillyAl
Get excited, we're doing one of these again. I've been busy and have some fun stuff to show off. See you Sunday night!
September 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Everyones talking about the raptor tomorrow. I cant wait. Dinosaurs are very cool and theyre finally almost here. I hope theres a pterodactyl and a triceratops.
September 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I already can't stand how comfortable people are using Chat GPT to do their thinking, but when they call it "Chat GBT," it makes me die a little inside.

You've outsourced your brainpower to a program that you don't even know the correct name of.
September 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Why is it a social etiquette to knock on a public bathroom door AFTER trying the handle and finding out it's locked? Do you have to hear a response from someone inside before just going to another toilet? How could that possibly benefit anyone? I will never understand the logic there.
September 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If you're taking too long and there's a huge line, the self checkout should kill you.

If you're trying to go in the "out" door while people are leaving, the door should kill you.

If you park like shit the parking spot should kill you.

No, I'm not irritable this morning. Why do you ask?
September 9, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Superhero: "If you don't stop destroying New York City soon, Dr. Death, you'll leave me no choice but use my REAL power to MAKE you stop."

NYC resident, a mother of 5 whose minivan has been crushed for the third time this year: "...your what?"
September 9, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Detectives in every True Crime documentary:

"This case was unlike any other homicide I'd ever seen. Once I saw the victim was a young, beautiful white woman, I knew I would stop at nothing to find the killer. I never worked as hard as that in my entire 35-year career."
September 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Top 5 contributors to the world's plastic pollution:

#1. Coca-Cola

#2. PepsiCo

#3. Nestlé

#4. The water bottles on the floor of your car.

#5. Unilever
August 31, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Tap. Hit. Bang. Pound. Crush. Crack. Split. Smash.

Maybe it's just me, but it seems like the euphemisms for having sex keep getting boulder.
August 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I saw a headline about Norman Reedus' son getting arrested, which I haven't really looked into the details of. But the important thing is I also learned he named his son Mingus.

Mingus Reedus. That's crazy.
August 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
We almost had Silksong, Deltarune, Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines 2, Metroid Prime 4, and GTA 6 all come out in the same year. Half life 3 confirmed?
August 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Two weeks
August 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Do you think the Tooth Fairy has scheduling issues with the seasonal workers like Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? Or is there like a union for people who break into childrens' homes and leave things?
July 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Hot dog buns are not very good at being bread. Bottom tier bread easily.
June 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Contrary to what people may tell you, taking candy from a baby isn't as easy as you think. Those people only know weak babies.
June 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Baldur's Gate 3 had such good voice acting. First off, the cast is just very talented. The chemistry between the PCs is real. You can tell there was strong direction and editing. In a game with so many choices, it's a testament that all paths, all versions of those characters, feel genuine.
June 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Saw this on the bulletin board at work today.
June 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Does The Paintress from Claire Obscura: Expedition 33 knows about leap year? What if you're born on Feb 29? Or is she operating on her own internal calendar?

Also, it must suck being born the day before the number changes. Then, when you're older, you only get to be the max age for one day.
May 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Breaking News: After downloading Signal on multiple Pentagon computers, Pete Hegseth was able to install Sims 3 on his government PC.

However, after being unable to download several update patches due to security firewalls, he was forced to spend the day on Cool Math Games instead.
April 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I think if I gave a panda bear a Playstation 5, it could be better teammate than the people I encounter in Marvel Rivals.

Also it would be cute.
March 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Who would win in a fight; A guy who makes philly cheesesteaks on a blackstone grill, or one of those guys who makes rolled ice cream on a cold slab?

They each are equipped with two spatulas. Considering their damage types, I know who I'm betting on.
February 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM