"vampires are scared of running water" yeah i'd be scared of water too if it stood up and started running at me

"i have to admit it guys ..... i watched madoka magica .......... and i STILL don't like yuri ......"
the universe's will instantly takes heed of my words as i speak them. before i can even shout, i am instantly erased from existence as reality itself takes action to rid itself of all paradoxes

me when i'm in a spelling contest where you can't talk and they ask me what the first letter of pterodactyl is

"man [thing] is so fucked up it's so messed up"
"lol what happened"
"trust me you dont wanna know haha"
"i'm curious lol"
"nah you dont wanna know ma-" SHUT THE FUCK UP I ASKED BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW

honestly switching here kinda feels like i restarted a game

REAL.

HOLY COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

highbread