My girlfriend just told me that she didn't sleep well yesterday because they were too excited thinking about Halloween. They don't tell you about this part of dating a goth.

Shout out to Sappho of Lesbos. Imagine being so gay they named a type of gay after you. Twice.

Tragic: my girlfriend thought they were invited to brunch today, but it was actually just lunch

Stockpiling estradiol is low-key goated when the American healthcare system is the vibe

Walking into a bathroom at the club as a trans girl, seeing it's a mess, and thinking "fuck I'm gonna get blamed for this"