Mike Henry
heymikehenry.bsky.social
Mike Henry
@heymikehenry.bsky.social
Want a haircut like the one I just got? Ask your stylist for the “Chatty Cellmate.”
May 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Excuse me, it’s an ITALIAN pig, you bigot. And yes, the wood chips are for his enclosure.
April 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
The most moving part of Richard Waymo’s funeral was seeing him propped up at the steering wheel of a self-driving hearse.
April 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Did you just fall off a tightrope more than 100 feet above the ground? Ask your doctor about Wallenda™️.
April 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Oh, you like Mitch? Name three Alboms.
March 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM