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R.K. Smith
@heyitsrksmith.com
she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ - I like to create things and do stuff
https://heyitsrksmith.com - pinball queen of Kentucky
Pinned
Had to leave my mark on the terf machine
looks like i’m going to nationals this year!
January 18, 2026 at 3:41 AM
packing stuff into the car now for pinball streaming! aiming for 7ish
January 13, 2026 at 11:18 PM
ok fine, ya caught me. i’m actually an ancient demon who possessed this form years ago and have been slowly transforming it to better suit me and my evil deeds
January 13, 2026 at 1:41 PM
finally got a third webcam for my pinball rig, so i’ll probably be doing a stream tomorrow!
January 12, 2026 at 9:04 PM
found my sports bra that’s been missing for a month, and uh, it’s definitely gotten noticeably tighter in that time
January 9, 2026 at 6:18 PM
had a great weekend, was up all night saturday moshing at an awesome punk show, then woke up sunday and drove to cincinnati to win a pinball tournament >B)
January 5, 2026 at 5:06 PM
ate so much pizza last night that i woke up with boob pains
January 3, 2026 at 6:37 PM
i always wait to do my makeup after i clock in for work because i like to be paid for my art
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
made this little taxidermy display for the battery i removed from my Mac SE
December 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
who up wonking they willy’s?? (playing willy wonka pinball) Also my first stream in a few years! www.twitch.tv/rksmith
RKSmith - Twitch
who up wonking they willys?? (Willy Wonka Pinball)
www.twitch.tv
December 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
need to start bringing my peril-sensitive sunglasses to pinball tournaments for when i wanna look at the standings
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
being in a polycule sounds awesome, me and my girlfriends could rent a big house in the cool part of town and take care of each other and also make out
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
it’s the 8th anniversary of that time i got to wear the lasagna cat head
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
great mosh pit at teen mortgage tonight, got knocked on my ass, but luckily i have plenty of cushion so it didn’t hurt ;)
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
last nights public beta testing went great! barely got a chance to get away from my booth, but this year’s Local Game Harvest event was probably the best one so far and I’m looking forward to having more stuff to show next year
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
hank hill as a cenobite:

“i sell pain and pain accessories”
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
the rise and fall of a midwest miku
November 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
all the flirty compliments and being called cute by so many beautiful ladies is helping to heal the psychic damage from being called handsome so much growing up
October 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
locked the fuck in
October 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
“i steal burgers from the rich and give them to the poor” - red robin hood
October 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
results from the women’s tournament at expo are in, my 14th place got me enough points to jump me up into the top 100, so now I’m officially pro ranked!
October 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
one last hotel mirror fit check before i check out
October 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
worst part of pinball trips is when they end. i was first in women’s qualifying, but got eliminated a few rounds in.

also made it through 15 rounds of open finals before finally getting eliminated, which isn’t bad considering I only managed to get in 4 games for qualifying
October 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
asked the ai drive thru assistant if they could split orders and it immediately crashed and had to have a human jump on the speaker
October 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
got a high score during the tournament on King Kong, also grand champed James Bond >B)
October 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM