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R.K. Smith
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she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ - I like to create things and do stuff
https://heyitsrksmith.com - pinball queen of Kentucky
Pinned
Had to leave my mark on the terf machine
being in a polycule sounds awesome, me and my girlfriends could rent a big house in the cool part of town and take care of each other and also make out
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
it’s the 8th anniversary of that time i got to wear the lasagna cat head
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
great mosh pit at teen mortgage tonight, got knocked on my ass, but luckily i have plenty of cushion so it didn’t hurt ;)
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
last nights public beta testing went great! barely got a chance to get away from my booth, but this year’s Local Game Harvest event was probably the best one so far and I’m looking forward to having more stuff to show next year
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
hank hill as a cenobite:

“i sell pain and pain accessories”
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
the rise and fall of a midwest miku
November 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
all the flirty compliments and being called cute by so many beautiful ladies is helping to heal the psychic damage from being called handsome so much growing up
October 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
locked the fuck in
October 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
“i steal burgers from the rich and give them to the poor” - red robin hood
October 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
results from the women’s tournament at expo are in, my 14th place got me enough points to jump me up into the top 100, so now I’m officially pro ranked!
October 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
one last hotel mirror fit check before i check out
October 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
worst part of pinball trips is when they end. i was first in women’s qualifying, but got eliminated a few rounds in.

also made it through 15 rounds of open finals before finally getting eliminated, which isn’t bad considering I only managed to get in 4 games for qualifying
October 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
asked the ai drive thru assistant if they could split orders and it immediately crashed and had to have a human jump on the speaker
October 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
got a high score during the tournament on King Kong, also grand champed James Bond >B)
October 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
got a stand for my keyboards because an organized hacker den is a happy hacker den
October 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
overheard upper management talking about how they need to cut more hours from us. i got an idea; how about these rich fucks take one less vacation day a year since it’s their shitty decisions that cause us to lose money. i’m sure one paid vacation day for them is worth at least a week of my pay
October 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
happy indigenous peoples’ day! i don’t really bring it up much since i look white as fuck but I’m 1/4 cherokee and Pocahontas is my great-great-great-great aunt. because of that i got really interested in native history and was one of the first things that made me question everything as a kid
October 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
i’m officially going to pinball expo next weekend! first time i’ve been able to go since 2019, aka back when I was still in miserably pretending to be a guy mode
October 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
did some slight modifications to my stern army member shirt
October 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
just did a test fit of my halloween costume and i fear i may be becoming too powerful
October 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
partner got me the lego game boy, I’m very selective about lego sets since I feel like they could easily dominate your decor, but this one gets my approval. love that the zelda cartridge even has the watch battery for game saves
October 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
love this photo from the latest seawitches tournament, never used to smile like this pre-transition. all my poses for photos before were either drenched in detached irony or had a tinge of existential dread
October 7, 2025 at 11:57 AM
got second place at the seawitches pinball tournament today, i am in fact human
October 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
really wanna get a job at twin peaks so i can take orders dressed as sexy dale cooper aka dale cooper
October 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
got a massage today and I knew I was in good hands when I saw they were wearing Chucky crocs
October 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM