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Amper
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FromSoftware Enjoyer - Mediocre Artist - Vtuber Watcher - Certified Idiot

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Kirby is Nintendo's best franchise, and it's not even close.

How does this series continually manage to go above and beyond with pretty much every single game? 🤩

I might actually need to save for a Switch 2 after all...
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October 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The weather app on my PC: Yeah don't worry it's not raining right now, it'll be dry until like 7pm this evening. 🙂

The sky literally all day so far: 🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️
October 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I don't know if I'll ever play Pokemon Legends Z-A.

But it's nice to know they've finally decided to give Froslass some much needed love and attention. 💛
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October 20, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It's nice to know that there are still people who can talk about Homestuck without absolutely shitting on it and everyone who liked it.

Also just makes me feel even more like 90% of the people who hate it never took a look at it themselves and can't form independent thoughts.
October 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Saw a thing, did it for myself. Feels sort of pertinent right now, in a way.

Wanna do it as well? Here you go: love-language.co
October 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Possibly the funniest piece of Dark Souls 2 slander I've ever seen in a Twitch chat. 🤣
October 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I've seen people talk about a lot of different problems with Mario Kart World. I can only take them at their word, as I do not have a Switch 2, or the game.

But the real great atrocity with the game that NO ONE talks about is that Dry Bowser is NOT IN THE PLAYABLE ROSTER. 😡
October 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Just beat Champion Gundyr hitless for the first time. 😎

Possibly my favourite boss fight in Dark Souls 3? Definitely top five at least.
October 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Finally remembered to watch the Homestuck animated pilot. It is... a lot to digest in 11 minutes.

I don't hate it, I think it's okay, but it will not make any sense to anyone unfamiliar with the comic. Though I suppose the comic itself is just as confusing and chaotic at times. 🤔
October 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Just misread the file type ".mpeg" as ".mpreg", my brain isn't just cooked, its burnt to a crisp. 🤣
October 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
"Tinky Winky Controversy" is probably the funniest sub-heading to a section of a Wikipedia article I've ever seen.

And rather fittingly, the actual "controversy" is laughable too. 🤣
September 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I REALLY don't like talking about politics, but I'm so sick of political parties who are just different flavours of the same thing.

They've all got their ways of pretending to care, when all each of them really want is for us to be controlled and quiet under their thumb. No one owns my life but me.
September 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The Online Safety Act was (and still is) absurd, and so is this idea for Digital ID cards. This petition already has over 2 million signatures and rapidly climbing, but I'll still share it anyway, because I'm not gonna hide from how ridiculous this stuff is.

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
Petition: Do not introduce Digital ID cards
We demand that the UK Government immediately commits to not introducing a digital ID cards. There are reports that this is being looked at.
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September 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I need someone to explain the appeal of the Dynasty Warriors games to me.

Because all I've ever seen is a series where there's always 400 enemies on screen, but 398 of them never do anything besides back away when you approach them, so literally what is the point in them being there? 🤔
September 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I feel like Pokemon would be a fundamentally better game series if they simply lowered the damage dealt by super-effective attacks.

X2 damage when weakening one type, and X4 damage when weakening both types, basically renders defences obsolete in most cases. It should be X1.5 and X2 respectively. 🤔
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It's actually impressive that she managed to stay on the road for THIS long. 🤭

#CallieCollection
September 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I'm not exaggerating when I say Callie had literally been at this job for no more than six minutes, and this wasn't even her first incident. 🤣

#CallieCollection
September 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Hammerhead shark illustration from 1735, Japan, from the "Illustrated Guide to the Products of Oki Province".

Also known as: My spirit animal. 🙂
September 20, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I always find it odd but also kinda cute when people watching a livestream or something feel the need to announce what country they're from when they say hi, assuming they're from a country where English isn't the first language. 🤭
September 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I've just been reminded about the fact that Vivziepop is making a pilot for an animated series of Homestuck and I do not know how to feel about this. 😶
September 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
While I've got Dark Souls on the brain, I'm not sure I understand how I can know DS3 like the back of my hand and get through most of the game without too many issues, but I struggle so much in Elden Ring. 🙃
September 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Got High Lord Wolnir as the final boss in a Dark Souls 3 randomiser and I just killed him by free-aim firing a crossbow to destroy his last golden bracelet lmfao. 😎

I wish I was recording it. 😭
September 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Fuck it. I drew an orange. Now I can at least say I did something today. 🥳

#art #mspaint #orange #winning #yep #OkayImDoneNow
September 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Wanted to do some art today but I cannot focus right now. 🙃

I haven't drawn much over the last few months because of life stuff and mental health stuff, but maybe I can look to my muse to help me get back in the zone. 💛🐸
September 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I hope one day people reach a collective decision to stop naming movies "A/The [insert media property here] Movie", and remember that it's actually a good thing to engage in creative thought processes.

Same goes for games that use similar naming conventions to Untitled Goose Game. It's boring now.
September 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM