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Red Rabbitt
@heycallmered.bsky.social
She / Her — in my 30s
model, artist, mtg nerd, alleged MILF
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trying to grow this: https://transfem.social/@HeyCallMeRed
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Hi, I just came in from the snow, so I'm gonna need somebody's hands on my thighs to warm me up.
well at least I know what I'm doing for dinner now
January 18, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Looks like we're posting pits tonight.

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January 18, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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I'm a woman (trans) not trans (woman)
January 17, 2026 at 11:02 PM
out of the pack pictured? I take Dauthi Voidwalker. The floor is a 3/2 evasive attacker, which ain't terrible; plus it has the potential to hose whoever takes that Exhume.
If Exhume makes it back around, DV synergizes with it to make sure opponent doesn't get value off it.
January 16, 2026 at 7:34 PM
So like yeah, if I'm playing bracket 4 esper fast filter, it might be worth splashing RG to run him, or it might not; but if he's a GC, we don't have to worry about him pushing men-in-chairs tribal or oops-all-lands weird decks out of the format anymore, bc those decks now have a home in bracket 1.
January 16, 2026 at 7:19 PM
These things are purpose-built to do the same thing that the golos ban was trying to do: they make room for deck choices that aren't competitively optimal.
January 16, 2026 at 7:19 PM
thinking about this again.
The main reason why golos got the axe was bc he was bad for deck diversity, and pushed casual weird decks out of the format by being better than most other commanders for those decks in most cases. The thing is, though: we have the bracket system now. We have GCs.
January 16, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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Look at this absolute queen
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Posting late bc of game night; but look: girl feet!

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January 16, 2026 at 2:46 AM
100% serious mtg commander take:

It's time to unban Golos, Tireless Pilgrim.
you're telling me the format can handle Urza not even as a GC bc "Urza is only a problem in the CZ, just have a pregame discussion", but topdeck.robot has to be banned outright? Fuck pregame discussion? not even a GC??
January 15, 2026 at 10:37 AM
omg you're right, you're super cute
January 15, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Black and white and Red.

This pic is fromy OnlyFans, and is part of a 10-image set I posted four weeks ago.
January 15, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Today's post is... a mean audio!
soundgasm.net/u/HeyCallMeR...

(I feel like I'm getting better at this)

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soundgasm.net
January 14, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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weird how if you open your mouth too early at the dentist’s they call you a dumb whore
January 13, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Today's post is... Tits and Bush! (and tummy too!)

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January 13, 2026 at 10:02 PM
"I invoke the name of Acetaminophen, Killer of Pain; free me from this mortal suffering!" do you see my vision
January 13, 2026 at 1:10 PM
If you didn't have the context for what it is, the word "painkiller" would sound metal as fuck.
January 13, 2026 at 1:08 PM
the poll for today's post was a tie between feet and tits. I did my best to get them both in frame 👍
January 12, 2026 at 11:48 PM
this should be a tetrahedron
January 12, 2026 at 12:09 PM
AAAAHHH CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!
January 12, 2026 at 3:05 AM
enthralled with concept of playing specific art on magic cards to impress women. Every time I make a proxy now, I'm gonna be thinking "yeah, but does playing this make me more fuckable"
January 12, 2026 at 2:48 AM
old meme, stupid joke, mediocre card, low-effort art. 10/10, had a great time.
January 12, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I think the commander format is ready:

Unban Yawgmoth's Bargain.

Make it a game changer, it's fine; the format (at bracket 3+) is fast enough for it.
January 11, 2026 at 11:17 PM
more art today: Metalworker proxy!
When I first heard of this card, I thought it was fake. super broken. so naturally, I needed one; but I'm not paying $132 for it.
January 11, 2026 at 10:35 PM