hexproofharry.bsky.social
@hexproofharry.bsky.social
Ppl be like: "wow! Can't believe this card is slept on so much!!!1!!"

And the card is from 3 sets ago (1 week ago) #mtg
August 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
THEYRE DOING *WHAT* FOR AN ETERNITY AT PRERELEASE???
July 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Only the essentials for commander night 🫡
June 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Pls clap for my proxy 😇
June 7, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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more like fartkir
May 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
"Suprise" trample is always fun. I never thought I'd like a green mana rock 🤪
April 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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I am soo lonely

Commander players, they’re afraid of me

They say I’m…Ban worthy

They send me from Pod to Pod committing atrocities in their name

I am a victim of my own success

“My mean deck” I don’t even get a real name. Only a purpose.
April 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
"I'm a golgari mage, not a green mage" I tell myself as I kill another houseplant.
April 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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With this year being the 5 year anniversary of Universes Beyond, UB has now existed longer than the confederate states.
April 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Gonna really hone in on my Victory Garden this spring.
March 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
"Wow what a cool Secret Lair!"

I say with joy and credit card in hand.

I am not able to buy a secret lair.

I am not a bot :/
March 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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now that we can upload longer bits
March 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Ah yes, my favorite color combo: graveyard 💀
March 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
So like, after the SpongeBob Secret Lair comes out, the argument that proxies are ruining the game is done for, right?
March 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Why did I make this
March 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I understand the Loot hate now
Community’s asleep, post Family Guy style Loot

#MTG
March 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Godzilla hollow earth is real
February 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I sure do look at a lot of magic cards for someone who only plays it 3 times a year.
February 4, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I *want* to but it feels like a trap. I tend to put too many goodstuff cards in my deck 😅
January 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Art 😍

Textbox 🤮
Ok, showcase is sweet.
January 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I just want yall to destroy each other while I keep adding crows to the fire 🥰
January 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Nothing like seeing your hot friends with new haircuts to motivate yourself into taking care of yourself 💪🥰
January 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Holy friggin cr*p, i just realized snow lands are cards with two types 🤑
January 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
PERPETUAL CROW MACHINE! (as long as you have the mana for it)
January 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Artifact or Legendary creatures? 🤔
January 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM