We got a case of the Fallout soda and I accidentally forgot a bottle of Sunset Sarsaparilla in the Nova Zone while I was working and Varun was like "why is there root beer on your altar" like...listen, not every flat surface in my witchcraft area is an altar! Some of them are coasters!
January 12, 2026 at 7:29 PM
We got a case of the Fallout soda and I accidentally forgot a bottle of Sunset Sarsaparilla in the Nova Zone while I was working and Varun was like "why is there root beer on your altar" like...listen, not every flat surface in my witchcraft area is an altar! Some of them are coasters!
I just saw someone use the phrase wimmy wham wham wozzle in 2026 Slurms MacKenzie you will always be famous
January 9, 2026 at 4:43 AM
I just saw someone use the phrase wimmy wham wham wozzle in 2026 Slurms MacKenzie you will always be famous
I know I move through the social media shadows like a ghost but I promise that as of January 8th 2026, I'm still alive with a husband and two cats. People even saw me in the real world recently.
January 9, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I know I move through the social media shadows like a ghost but I promise that as of January 8th 2026, I'm still alive with a husband and two cats. People even saw me in the real world recently.
Just saw something advertised as "Ryan Murphy's The Beauty" and I was like huh this looks a lot like that one Jeremy Haun comic- SHUT THE FUCK UP NO IT IS NOT
January 9, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Just saw something advertised as "Ryan Murphy's The Beauty" and I was like huh this looks a lot like that one Jeremy Haun comic- SHUT THE FUCK UP NO IT IS NOT
Clipboard with a check next to the phrase "Patrick Stump hootin and hollerin"
January 1, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Clipboard with a check next to the phrase "Patrick Stump hootin and hollerin"
Officially deleted one of my last three Twitter accounts, two left before it's all gone.
December 31, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Officially deleted one of my last three Twitter accounts, two left before it's all gone.
let me sup upon your rage
December 31, 2025 at 5:58 AM
let me sup upon your rage
he'll YEAH I'm on mobile
December 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
he'll YEAH I'm on mobile
You don't go to Denny's, you end up at Denny's.
December 31, 2025 at 5:14 AM
You don't go to Denny's, you end up at Denny's.
I'm still on my Buggy the clown is a whore propaganda
December 31, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I'm still on my Buggy the clown is a whore propaganda
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO - dashare.zone ADMIN
June 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO - dashare.zone ADMIN
The desire to own tiny versions of normal sized things-
December 31, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The desire to own tiny versions of normal sized things-
I'm just gonna start saying "someone got visited by 3 ghosts last night" whenever I want. Just to see what happens.
December 31, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I'm just gonna start saying "someone got visited by 3 ghosts last night" whenever I want. Just to see what happens.
If I could personally have star shaped pupils I'd do it in an instant
December 31, 2025 at 3:43 AM
If I could personally have star shaped pupils I'd do it in an instant
I know I seem like a hater with a lot of things, because I am,
December 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I know I seem like a hater with a lot of things, because I am,
This isn’t a shitpost! This is very well thought out! If I’m the last survivor in a horror movie about to beat the shit out of the force that killed all my friends, it needs to happen to Sugar Sugar by the Archies!
December 30, 2025 at 7:40 AM
This isn’t a shitpost! This is very well thought out! If I’m the last survivor in a horror movie about to beat the shit out of the force that killed all my friends, it needs to happen to Sugar Sugar by the Archies!
Looks like SOMEone never hung out with Juggalos in an abandoned parking garage
December 30, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Looks like SOMEone never hung out with Juggalos in an abandoned parking garage
If I died and went to hell and Satan was like "okay bud, your torture is you're going to listen to Shiny Shiny 23 hours a day and the other hour is going to be John Wayne is Big Leggy", I'd ask what I'd done in life to warrant that particular brand of suffering.
December 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
If I died and went to hell and Satan was like "okay bud, your torture is you're going to listen to Shiny Shiny 23 hours a day and the other hour is going to be John Wayne is Big Leggy", I'd ask what I'd done in life to warrant that particular brand of suffering.
If you ever wondered where I get my bullshit from I assure you, it's genetic.
December 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
If you ever wondered where I get my bullshit from I assure you, it's genetic.
My rational brain: we got some kinda sleep disorder
My genius brain: night is a gays only event! Straights must be in bed BY 9!
My genius brain: night is a gays only event! Straights must be in bed BY 9!
December 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
My rational brain: we got some kinda sleep disorder
My genius brain: night is a gays only event! Straights must be in bed BY 9!
My genius brain: night is a gays only event! Straights must be in bed BY 9!
I think about Android Kikaider the Animation so often it's actually a problem for me
December 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I think about Android Kikaider the Animation so often it's actually a problem for me
I got myself a bootleg Ford off ebay. This is Drof, he does interpretive dance and eats skin.
December 29, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I got myself a bootleg Ford off ebay. This is Drof, he does interpretive dance and eats skin.
A friend of mine convinced me to watch The Amazing Digital Circus last week, and now I have merch and an OC with lore. Can't wait for Gravity Falls to break me out of the psychosis this inevitably sends me into ten months from now.
December 29, 2025 at 5:36 AM
A friend of mine convinced me to watch The Amazing Digital Circus last week, and now I have merch and an OC with lore. Can't wait for Gravity Falls to break me out of the psychosis this inevitably sends me into ten months from now.
I'm speechless that this is a real variant cover
December 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I'm speechless that this is a real variant cover
I wish every store that stopped carrying the Sterilite stack and carry in stores but has it on their website for like $25 when it used to be like $15 in store a very fuck you.
December 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I wish every store that stopped carrying the Sterilite stack and carry in stores but has it on their website for like $25 when it used to be like $15 in store a very fuck you.