Regarding Alien: Earth, it’s kind of a shame that one of the most powerful corporations on the planet only seems to employ 4 scientists for its super important projects, one of whom doubles as head of security, and the other a 12 year old in a robot body. Probably could have avoided a breach I feel.
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Regarding Alien: Earth, it’s kind of a shame that one of the most powerful corporations on the planet only seems to employ 4 scientists for its super important projects, one of whom doubles as head of security, and the other a 12 year old in a robot body. Probably could have avoided a breach I feel.
After years of searching for a good kit to hold all my HRT supplies, turns out the $15 Harbor Freight mini toolbox is kinda perfect. Top compartment is for grab and go, the two drawers are for E (not shown, duh, but perfect size for vials) and gear storage. Never beating the butch tgirl allegations.
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
After years of searching for a good kit to hold all my HRT supplies, turns out the $15 Harbor Freight mini toolbox is kinda perfect. Top compartment is for grab and go, the two drawers are for E (not shown, duh, but perfect size for vials) and gear storage. Never beating the butch tgirl allegations.
Weird choice for Alien: Earth to have as much guitar in it as it does.
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Weird choice for Alien: Earth to have as much guitar in it as it does.
It must be so cool to be a marketing stooge. You come up with a commercial that’s a flashy variation on “does this ever happen to you” and collect a big paycheck and feel like your life means something.
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It must be so cool to be a marketing stooge. You come up with a commercial that’s a flashy variation on “does this ever happen to you” and collect a big paycheck and feel like your life means something.
Just started Alien: Earth, and while I have no opinions on it yet, it’s weird how the beginning of ep1 is the start of Alien but at like 2x speed.
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Just started Alien: Earth, and while I have no opinions on it yet, it’s weird how the beginning of ep1 is the start of Alien but at like 2x speed.
CNN coming in hot with the sort of musings typically reserved for Victorian fops.
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
CNN coming in hot with the sort of musings typically reserved for Victorian fops.
Three hour film where Bond is brought to hospital (British) charred, mangled, but still very much alive. Fully awake, he screams in agony as doctors try to salvage his ragged body. He begs for death, but they ignore his pleas. The Bond theme plays randomly. Film ends mid surgery, no resolution.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Three hour film where Bond is brought to hospital (British) charred, mangled, but still very much alive. Fully awake, he screams in agony as doctors try to salvage his ragged body. He begs for death, but they ignore his pleas. The Bond theme plays randomly. Film ends mid surgery, no resolution.
I hate technology so much. I tried to set up a pihole adblocker, got all the way to the end, to find out that my isp doesn’t allow you to change dns settings, which is pretty important. Very discouraging. I hate it here.
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I hate technology so much. I tried to set up a pihole adblocker, got all the way to the end, to find out that my isp doesn’t allow you to change dns settings, which is pretty important. Very discouraging. I hate it here.
God, the Tim Burton Sweeney Todd really sucks shit. It’s so much worse than I remembered. The acting, singing, direction, they all miss the mark so bad it’s almost a feat itself. It captures none of the fun, the energy, or intensity of the average stage performance. Just a tepid, miserable slog.
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 AM
God, the Tim Burton Sweeney Todd really sucks shit. It’s so much worse than I remembered. The acting, singing, direction, they all miss the mark so bad it’s almost a feat itself. It captures none of the fun, the energy, or intensity of the average stage performance. Just a tepid, miserable slog.
I had a dream where I went to a job interview at a record keeping agency, and right after I got the job, the manager changed into a full SS uniform and it turned out to be a Nazi project. Huge bummer, burned the place down.
Moral: if your boss is a Nazi, liquidate them.
Moral: if your boss is a Nazi, liquidate them.
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I had a dream where I went to a job interview at a record keeping agency, and right after I got the job, the manager changed into a full SS uniform and it turned out to be a Nazi project. Huge bummer, burned the place down.
Moral: if your boss is a Nazi, liquidate them.
Moral: if your boss is a Nazi, liquidate them.
An efficient way to make me hate your business is getting an email about a thing I looked at once that asks “still thinking about it?”
Vile. Repulsive. Butlerian Jihad now. Cram everyone in the tech industry into a big blender.
Vile. Repulsive. Butlerian Jihad now. Cram everyone in the tech industry into a big blender.
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
An efficient way to make me hate your business is getting an email about a thing I looked at once that asks “still thinking about it?”
Vile. Repulsive. Butlerian Jihad now. Cram everyone in the tech industry into a big blender.
Vile. Repulsive. Butlerian Jihad now. Cram everyone in the tech industry into a big blender.
Using a bidet in winter must be how penitent religious orders feel. My flesh is tortured, but I am cleansed. Honestly I get the appeal.
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Using a bidet in winter must be how penitent religious orders feel. My flesh is tortured, but I am cleansed. Honestly I get the appeal.
If you’re going to make cooking videos on IG or tiktok, I feel like you should be required to get your food handler’s card. A lot of these fuckers don’t seem to know about cross contamination.
November 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM
If you’re going to make cooking videos on IG or tiktok, I feel like you should be required to get your food handler’s card. A lot of these fuckers don’t seem to know about cross contamination.
Oh cool, got deliberately misgendered and deadnamed by my mom within minutes of finding out about the Supreme Court ruling on passports. Wow that feels bad.
November 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Oh cool, got deliberately misgendered and deadnamed by my mom within minutes of finding out about the Supreme Court ruling on passports. Wow that feels bad.
Sometimes when I’m listening to one of my silly podcasts alone at home and I catch myself laughing really hard at something, I think about how alarming that would be for a burglar, seeing a tall scraggly bitch cracking up while making a bagel in an otherwise silent apartment.
November 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Sometimes when I’m listening to one of my silly podcasts alone at home and I catch myself laughing really hard at something, I think about how alarming that would be for a burglar, seeing a tall scraggly bitch cracking up while making a bagel in an otherwise silent apartment.
If I ever got really rich, I would hire like an ex FSB agent to stealthily stick me with an estrogen dosed umbrella spike once a week so I don’t have to do my shot.
I would leave dead drops for him that say “thank you, Yevgeny <3,” and have a fun size snickers or Reese’s cup taped to it.
I would leave dead drops for him that say “thank you, Yevgeny <3,” and have a fun size snickers or Reese’s cup taped to it.
November 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
If I ever got really rich, I would hire like an ex FSB agent to stealthily stick me with an estrogen dosed umbrella spike once a week so I don’t have to do my shot.
I would leave dead drops for him that say “thank you, Yevgeny <3,” and have a fun size snickers or Reese’s cup taped to it.
I would leave dead drops for him that say “thank you, Yevgeny <3,” and have a fun size snickers or Reese’s cup taped to it.
After watching all of the The Shining miniseries, I think that while most of the criticisms against it stem from it being a tv movie that can’t live up to the Kubrick film, it’s truest failing is that they didn’t get a trans synth music pioneer to do the music. Unforgivable.
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
After watching all of the The Shining miniseries, I think that while most of the criticisms against it stem from it being a tv movie that can’t live up to the Kubrick film, it’s truest failing is that they didn’t get a trans synth music pioneer to do the music. Unforgivable.
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One of these days, Capitalism will sustain its last wound. It will topple and die, and we will see it bleed out in the street, neither mourned nor missed. Every cut and needle's prick brings us closer to that day.
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
One of these days, Capitalism will sustain its last wound. It will topple and die, and we will see it bleed out in the street, neither mourned nor missed. Every cut and needle's prick brings us closer to that day.
Turns out I’m enjoying the The Shining miniseries a lot more than I expected. Like it’s not great, but it isn’t bad either. It has the charm of like a Goosebumps ep, or a local theater production. Look, they forgot to put snow on the trees! Danny sings a cute song about how he likes snow! It’s fun!
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Turns out I’m enjoying the The Shining miniseries a lot more than I expected. Like it’s not great, but it isn’t bad either. It has the charm of like a Goosebumps ep, or a local theater production. Look, they forgot to put snow on the trees! Danny sings a cute song about how he likes snow! It’s fun!
When people say “staying alive is the best revenge,” it’s for days like this. Outlive the people you hate, dismantle what they build, party when they die.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
When people say “staying alive is the best revenge,” it’s for days like this. Outlive the people you hate, dismantle what they build, party when they die.
Damn and now Zoltan wins the election?! What a good-ass day.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Damn and now Zoltan wins the election?! What a good-ass day.
Oh thanks but I’d sooner kms myself so hard they talk about it in history books.
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Oh thanks but I’d sooner kms myself so hard they talk about it in history books.
Last thing I’ll say about Cheney is that it’s incredibly funny to me that CNN has already bumped coverage of his death below election coverage, gov shutdown news, misc, and their reviews of comfortable shoes. Black Friday deal listicles rank higher than your obit, fucker. Rot.
November 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Last thing I’ll say about Cheney is that it’s incredibly funny to me that CNN has already bumped coverage of his death below election coverage, gov shutdown news, misc, and their reviews of comfortable shoes. Black Friday deal listicles rank higher than your obit, fucker. Rot.
In all honesty, I hope Cheney suffered. I hope it was miserable, dragged out, kicking and screaming like Thatcher. The man could never remotely atone for the misery he inflicted, I hope it was agony.
November 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
In all honesty, I hope Cheney suffered. I hope it was miserable, dragged out, kicking and screaming like Thatcher. The man could never remotely atone for the misery he inflicted, I hope it was agony.
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November 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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