Mike Himelfarb 🇨🇦
@hewerofwood.bsky.social
A centrist. Neither left nor right. Live and let live. Treat others as you would have them treat you. Play nice with the other kids.
So MSM is going on about confusing jobs and unemployment report. Did they forgot Trump put his guy in charge of reporting job numbers? Probably not the same guy who reports unemployment numbers. Trump's guy is obviously afraid of pissing off Baby Donny.
November 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
So MSM is going on about confusing jobs and unemployment report. Did they forgot Trump put his guy in charge of reporting job numbers? Probably not the same guy who reports unemployment numbers. Trump's guy is obviously afraid of pissing off Baby Donny.
More adventures and new friends.
Mayan Riviera - Part 2
In which our heroes have adventures. Again.
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November 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
More adventures and new friends.
Did someone say "liver"?
Mayan Riviera - Part 1
After two days we arrive in Playa del Carmen
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November 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Did someone say "liver"?
I feel like he's reading my mind...
A Letter to My Unbothered Friend, From Your Angry Friend
Dear Friend,
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November 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I feel like he's reading my mind...
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The next time someone tells you that America isn’t a sick & racist country, just remind them that this nation is willing to accept treason, rape, and child abuse from a white president but not healthcare from a Black one.
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The next time someone tells you that America isn’t a sick & racist country, just remind them that this nation is willing to accept treason, rape, and child abuse from a white president but not healthcare from a Black one.
We didn't have to shoot Major Strasser.
And There They Were... Gone
Where our heroes attempt to get off the island
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November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
We didn't have to shoot Major Strasser.
No Trains. Boats.
Island Life - Part 4
Trains, Planes and Automobiles
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November 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
No Trains. Boats.
Why isn't Subway starting a BOGO campaign? One for you and a free one to throw at an ICE guy? They're missing out on a HUGE marketing opportunity.
November 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Why isn't Subway starting a BOGO campaign? One for you and a free one to throw at an ICE guy? They're missing out on a HUGE marketing opportunity.
No Spanish and shitty coffee. Honduras yet not Honduras.
Island Life - Part 3
Honduras, yet not Honduras
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November 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
No Spanish and shitty coffee. Honduras yet not Honduras.
It's been a slice so far.
Island Life - Part 2
It Looks Like Paradise. But.
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October 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It's been a slice so far.
Time to talk about life on the island.
Island Life - Part 1
Is It Possible To Be More Isolated?
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October 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Time to talk about life on the island.
A story about a rooster.
Lucky
A strutting alarm clock
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October 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
A story about a rooster.
Time for a political rant
What's Wrong With Old White Men?
No politicians were harmed in the making of this post.
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October 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Time for a political rant
And there we were. There.
Caribbean Paradise
... and then we arrived
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October 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
And there we were. There.
We're off on another adventure!
A New Adventure
Where our intrepid house sitters head of to a Central American idyll
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October 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
We're off on another adventure!
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Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:
September 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:
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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel.
This is a must-watch. 🔥 #cdnpoli
This is a must-watch. 🔥 #cdnpoli
September 19, 2025 at 8:46 AM
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel.
This is a must-watch. 🔥 #cdnpoli
This is a must-watch. 🔥 #cdnpoli
Americans are sitying on their asses watching their country go down the toilet. DO SOMETHING!!
September 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Americans are sitying on their asses watching their country go down the toilet. DO SOMETHING!!
Is there no end to the stupidity? Every hour of every day we're bombarded with more ridiculousness. I feel like the entire world is on meth except for me.
September 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Is there no end to the stupidity? Every hour of every day we're bombarded with more ridiculousness. I feel like the entire world is on meth except for me.
I'm sure some right-wing pantload will send me some empty threats but Charlie Kirk's memory is not deserving of the praise being heaped upon it. Like Trump, he was a misogynistic, white supremacist who represented the worst traits of the USA. Please, USA, grow up and move on.
September 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I'm sure some right-wing pantload will send me some empty threats but Charlie Kirk's memory is not deserving of the praise being heaped upon it. Like Trump, he was a misogynistic, white supremacist who represented the worst traits of the USA. Please, USA, grow up and move on.
Trump's big announcement today at 2:
a) He's dying.
b) He's going to threaten Putin again in 2 weeks
c) He's selling waterfront lots in Gaza
d) He's changing the name of the Department of Defence to Department of War.
Hoping for a), expecting d).
a) He's dying.
b) He's going to threaten Putin again in 2 weeks
c) He's selling waterfront lots in Gaza
d) He's changing the name of the Department of Defence to Department of War.
Hoping for a), expecting d).
September 2, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Trump's big announcement today at 2:
a) He's dying.
b) He's going to threaten Putin again in 2 weeks
c) He's selling waterfront lots in Gaza
d) He's changing the name of the Department of Defence to Department of War.
Hoping for a), expecting d).
a) He's dying.
b) He's going to threaten Putin again in 2 weeks
c) He's selling waterfront lots in Gaza
d) He's changing the name of the Department of Defence to Department of War.
Hoping for a), expecting d).