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ShannonShine
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Hasanabihead and chronicling (almost) everything I read- generally optimistic despite experience
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Technically I'm reading John Cassidy's Capitalism and Its Critics but I'm actively downloading Baldur's Gate so...
Wearing a Beom Geon Woo tee shirt and getting a confused "what anime is that from" look from a guy in a passing truck 🤭
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Millennial enough for my reflexive response to hearing anyone say "uncomfortable position" is "like the back of a Volkswagen?"
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November 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Has Larry Summers ever decided to reevaluate his position on commercial air travel as a metaphor to market failures??
September 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
It's not even 9 am and some demon is already smoking a cigar in the grocery store parking lot
September 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Rewatching Inglorious Bastards and totally forgot Michael Fassbender sounds like Woodhouse's WWII love
September 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I am genuinely flabbergasted at the way ppl interpret 911 bc why are yall bedazzled like Uncle Sam or dressed like the 4th of July on a day memorializing the deaths of thousands of Americans??
September 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
business students at fau are magical trashless unicorns bc there's no waste bins in any of their classrooms
September 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Cosed out my second week of class and I still haven't shifted out of summer.
August 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
the new notability icon is ass
August 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Just did a shot of tequila to celebrate the death of my sister's stalker. Rest in piss, bitch
August 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I was today years old when found out Andrea friggin Mitchell is married to Alan friggin Greenspan 🫩
August 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Turned tail and ran away from the hotel gym bc there were too many ppl and the machines were too close together
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August 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
my ego is out of control today since ripping 20lb lat raises super ez
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July 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I get it every Tuesday and Thursday and I'm not collecting rent
Just gave up my weight bench in the garage to the spider in the pull down bar :/
July 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The knocking on the door in Whips and Cribs gets me every time... like a mini heart attack
July 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Just gave up my weight bench in the garage to the spider in the pull down bar :/
July 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
you know.. you can make rum balls any time of the year
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July 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Technically I'm reading John Cassidy's Capitalism and Its Critics but I'm actively downloading Baldur's Gate so...
July 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I know it's a low tide morning tomorrow but there's no way in hell I am going to the beach on a 4th of friggin July
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July 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
ok ocean jeez how are you gonna pop off when im not even there???
July 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I'm drinking grape soda, want a razr phone, and there's saber rattling around war in the ME...
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July 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My surf board leaning on the plumeria tree is in my top 5 sweetest things 🥰
July 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
it's surf week! that means deep conditioning and hair oil 🥰
June 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Trying to shop for a cute top for date night and WTF IS ON THE RACKS PPL
June 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I'm going to die if I get another group chat for a different configuration of the same dozen or so moms 😫
June 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM