Herroitsniki
@herroitsniki.bsky.social
Imagine Kurt Loder, but in this unicorn body and full of randomness. You're welcome.
Nickname: herroitsniki
Abilities: Generalist.
Nickname: herroitsniki
Abilities: Generalist.
Sabrina Carpenter ftw+ not a fan of this collab, the worst part of being an adult.
December 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Sabrina Carpenter ftw+ not a fan of this collab, the worst part of being an adult.
Ima go with what the American Academy of Pediatrics says, thanks. + birthright citizenship, setting my 2026 goals…
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Ima go with what the American Academy of Pediatrics says, thanks. + birthright citizenship, setting my 2026 goals…
Gerrymandering alive and well in Texas+ shadow docket ish, Pantone made a “bold” choice…
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Gerrymandering alive and well in Texas+ shadow docket ish, Pantone made a “bold” choice…
Nancy Mace might pull an MTG+ Billionaire philanthropy isn’t charity, …and I’d say it again.
December 4, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Nancy Mace might pull an MTG+ Billionaire philanthropy isn’t charity, …and I’d say it again.
SignalGate continues+ thank you Aftyn Behn, the last never had to wait 50 days😐
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
SignalGate continues+ thank you Aftyn Behn, the last never had to wait 50 days😐
“SSecretary of War”, (maybe the 1st S is silent…)+ stay in line, imposter syndrome.
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
“SSecretary of War”, (maybe the 1st S is silent…)+ stay in line, imposter syndrome.
Aftyn Behn! + Avg age in US=39, we already know what silence equals.
December 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Aftyn Behn! + Avg age in US=39, we already know what silence equals.
Seems too serious a time to finger point + all eyes on Tennessee, Costco sues Trump. Seriously.
December 2, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Seems too serious a time to finger point + all eyes on Tennessee, Costco sues Trump. Seriously.
“Ok, it happened”+ larger than the White House, World AIDS Day
December 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
“Ok, it happened”+ larger than the White House, World AIDS Day
So…worse than we thought + “you have a problem with it?” 280 to 1
December 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
So…worse than we thought + “you have a problem with it?” 280 to 1
“I’m just sharing”+ Aftyn Behn, being “apolitical” is a privilege
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
“I’m just sharing”+ Aftyn Behn, being “apolitical” is a privilege
Things I actually need discounts on+ “release the MRI results”, John Steinbeck spitting facts.
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Things I actually need discounts on+ “release the MRI results”, John Steinbeck spitting facts.
Kash might be gone soon+ “unmistakable platform of pure economic range”, wild take- the OG robber barons were cooler than ours.
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Kash might be gone soon+ “unmistakable platform of pure economic range”, wild take- the OG robber barons were cooler than ours.
RIP Sarah Beckstrom + “An all-time grift”, The Trojan Turkey 🦃
November 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
RIP Sarah Beckstrom + “An all-time grift”, The Trojan Turkey 🦃
National guardsmen s*** near capitol + Trump lost in court again, “a month of L’s”
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
National guardsmen s*** near capitol + Trump lost in court again, “a month of L’s”
AOC on MTG+ Newsom and DeSantis agree about drilling? Sunday, Monday. Still counts.
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
AOC on MTG+ Newsom and DeSantis agree about drilling? Sunday, Monday. Still counts.
X accounts based where?!+ list of degrees not classified as ‘professional’, so the plan wasn’t our plan ???
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 AM
X accounts based where?!+ list of degrees not classified as ‘professional’, so the plan wasn’t our plan ???
X accounts based where?!+ list of degrees not classified as ‘professional’, so the plan wasn’t our plan ???
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
X accounts based where?!+ list of degrees not classified as ‘professional’, so the plan wasn’t our plan ???
The CDC said what now?!+ so do students loans count if our degrees don’t? The IRS did something I like.
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 AM
The CDC said what now?!+ so do students loans count if our degrees don’t? The IRS did something I like.
Am I in a fever dream?” + MTG is out, Trump hopes to meet Mamdani again???
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Am I in a fever dream?” + MTG is out, Trump hopes to meet Mamdani again???
About this AI stuff…+ “you don’t say”, $500,000 for what?!
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
About this AI stuff…+ “you don’t say”, $500,000 for what?!
The president endorses political violence…again. + “I’m old enough to remember”, hypocrisy exposed.
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The president endorses political violence…again. + “I’m old enough to remember”, hypocrisy exposed.
Pam said what?+ this admin “helps” a lot of the same folks…, since when is nursing “unskilled”???
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Pam said what?+ this admin “helps” a lot of the same folks…, since when is nursing “unskilled”???
We ain’t gonna stop asking questions+ “where are the adults?”, plot twist.
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
We ain’t gonna stop asking questions+ “where are the adults?”, plot twist.
Texas’ GOP drawn map blocked+ If this is how he speaks to women in public… more Epstein emails to come.
November 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Texas’ GOP drawn map blocked+ If this is how he speaks to women in public… more Epstein emails to come.