Conventional history of posting: campaign contributions surged during the 2008 dem primary when forums user AnalPancake changed his avatar to Obama with super saiyan hair

*whisper to guy at urinal* That stream should be on justin.tv lol *whisper to guy at next urinal* Wow that stream should be on justin.tv

Man hands on misery to man. It deepens like a coastal shelf. Get out as early as you can, and reroll as an orc or elf.

Morrissey blew a penis with his dying breath... right. One more deathbed "conversion" of asexuals.

You tug your latina gf's nipple and her breast unzips? and out falls a big bag of dirt that says PUTO?

Relocate family to Jakarta landfill to start new lives as waste pickers, downside: no gaming. upside: adds considerable moral heft to my gaming editorials

Cody used to MST the Bajeezus of out Fox news. And push his butt into football players and make gay noises to mess with their worldview. He stayed up all night and went to sleep at school. Rip Cody Darko from a self piercing infection "Dig up my skeleton & show it to Baptists"

Character bio: Unknown mages killed his dad. He wipes inside his asshole and leaves the paper stuck "up there" while hes just walkin around. (Bow User)

What if you could quantify joy in the world and compare to the sum of human misery? This is exactly how combat works in my forthcoming JRPG

The best ever nerdcore MC out of Denton will in time both outgank and outpwn you, Hail Sauron

He knows his underwear peeks above the denim but still leaves it, beckoning, The Siren, Cena

Prof, your clearly unqualified if u dont know Gregor Samsa was on DXM. Im takin over. Open your PCs to trip report of Erowid user Stinkfist

Sky Father kisses Earth Mother to make creation and surprise-shotguns a hit of computer duster. Fallen world