Austoicist
@heretix.bsky.social
AuDHD, Stoic, Absurdist, Apathestic Practical Secularist. Opinions are well considered, debated and edited in my head before the typing begins. Grounded in my reality. Belief systems are hard to overcome even in the face of irrationality.
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Austoicist
@heretix.bsky.social
· Nov 16
New place but same ole you covered in the emotional dust of Elon’s musk. Please shower. #emotionalresidue
What’s the probability that Speaker Mike Johnson will not have heard about Venezuela?
January 4, 2026 at 5:58 PM
What’s the probability that Speaker Mike Johnson will not have heard about Venezuela?
I know. Let’s send a strongly worded letter or maybe make a speech. That will show we mean business.
Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far"
January 4, 2026 at 12:11 PM
I know. Let’s send a strongly worded letter or maybe make a speech. That will show we mean business.
Russia invaded Ukraine. The US invaded Venezuela. What’s to stop China invading Taiwan? There is no moral clarity for the US.
January 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Russia invaded Ukraine. The US invaded Venezuela. What’s to stop China invading Taiwan? There is no moral clarity for the US.
I really have to stop falling asleep during a streaming episode and waking up in the next one. Don’t realize I’ve fallen asleep until nothing makes sense.
January 3, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I really have to stop falling asleep during a streaming episode and waking up in the next one. Don’t realize I’ve fallen asleep until nothing makes sense.
It is gonna be a good year. No Alabama, Georgia or Ohio State in the National Championship game. #CFP
The new era in college football has begun.
The new era in college football has begun.
January 2, 2026 at 10:58 AM
It is gonna be a good year. No Alabama, Georgia or Ohio State in the National Championship game. #CFP
The new era in college football has begun.
The new era in college football has begun.
January 1, 2026 at 11:03 PM
So nice that all the New Year’s traditions weren’t created for the #Autism community. We’re not eating, doing or resoluting any of that made up stuff.
January 1, 2026 at 7:13 PM
So nice that all the New Year’s traditions weren’t created for the #Autism community. We’re not eating, doing or resoluting any of that made up stuff.
#OrangeBowl I like the Ducks and they might deserve to lose with these ugly ass uniforms. Fire whomever picked them. #Oregon
January 1, 2026 at 5:24 PM
#OrangeBowl I like the Ducks and they might deserve to lose with these ugly ass uniforms. Fire whomever picked them. #Oregon
First 🥶 plunge of the year. That was brutal.
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
First 🥶 plunge of the year. That was brutal.
First ride of the year.
January 1, 2026 at 3:56 PM
First ride of the year.
Ohio State losing is the best gift for 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Ohio State losing is the best gift for 2026.
Joy. The fireworks have started and the dogs are stressed.
January 1, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Joy. The fireworks have started and the dogs are stressed.
My Roman Empire is knowing the DJT will pass away and his grave will have to employ 24 hour protection from people planning their trips to piss on his grave.
December 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
My Roman Empire is knowing the DJT will pass away and his grave will have to employ 24 hour protection from people planning their trips to piss on his grave.
Autism is taking 10 minutes before teaching a cd-ed class to change and reformat all of what I will be teaching because it wasn’t exciting enough for me to teach.
December 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Autism is taking 10 minutes before teaching a cd-ed class to change and reformat all of what I will be teaching because it wasn’t exciting enough for me to teach.
December 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
If you have never seen a donkey with the zoomies, here’s your chance.
December 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If you have never seen a donkey with the zoomies, here’s your chance.
He’s really good at messaging.
December 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
He’s really good at messaging.
Junk drawer success.
Finally had reason to use a water valve that had been in the junk drawer for 5 years.
Finally had reason to use a water valve that had been in the junk drawer for 5 years.
December 9, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Junk drawer success.
Finally had reason to use a water valve that had been in the junk drawer for 5 years.
Finally had reason to use a water valve that had been in the junk drawer for 5 years.
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This is the message.
December 6, 2025 at 11:26 PM
This is the message.