Getting older comes with an increased desire to napalm all bunnies off the face of the Earth

Tinder, but for making your life more meaningful

Man these squirrels horny as fuck

When I was your age, Panera was cozy.

Congrats everyone. We made it another year.

In kindergarten I saw Brad Singer in another car and we waved at each other and then we became best friends. Why can't it be that easy still?

Remember when people drove so well that simply not turning without your turn signal was considered a traffic foul? Those were simpler times.

I'm going to make it through this weekend without drinking a drop of alcohol so help me

I snatched Local Natives' Hummingbird (10th anniversary reissue) today and it quickly became my favorite in my vinyl collection. Reading the back story on the name and listening to "Colombia" brought me to actual tears. S-tier release.