herb marselas
@herbmarselas.bsky.social
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Happy Valentine's day! 💌🌹
February 13, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Happy Valentine's day! 💌🌹
Low calorie diet
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www.404media.co/rfk-jrs-nutr...
RFK Jr's Nutrition Chatbot Recommends Best Foods to Insert Into Your Rectum
Realfood.gov will happily give you the worst possible advice.
www.404media.co
February 12, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Low calorie diet
www.404media.co/rfk-jrs-nutr...
www.404media.co/rfk-jrs-nutr...
US Department of Dipshits 🤦
www.newsweek.com/us-military-...
www.newsweek.com/us-military-...
US military shot down party balloon after assessing as drone: Reports
The U.S. military shot down a suspected drone near El Paso that was later identified as a party balloon, prompting a brief FAA airspace closure.
www.newsweek.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:42 PM
US Department of Dipshits 🤦
www.newsweek.com/us-military-...
www.newsweek.com/us-military-...
“If all the names in the Epstein files are released, our whole system will collapse”
February 11, 2026 at 3:53 AM
“If all the names in the Epstein files are released, our whole system will collapse”
Gimme $10 on the Culkins
February 11, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Gimme $10 on the Culkins
Welcome to the party, pal
February 10, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Welcome to the party, pal
Melania made $110k internationally. It would've made the same domestically if Republicans weren't propping it up
February 8, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Melania made $110k internationally. It would've made the same domestically if Republicans weren't propping it up
Since the Tumblr CEO took over The Washington Post, they changed their slogan to "Democracy Dies in Crotches"
February 8, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Since the Tumblr CEO took over The Washington Post, they changed their slogan to "Democracy Dies in Crotches"
The new publisher of The Washington Post used to run Tumblr. It's gonna be all porn, furries, and think pieces 🫠
February 8, 2026 at 7:38 AM
The new publisher of The Washington Post used to run Tumblr. It's gonna be all porn, furries, and think pieces 🫠
"Weeks to produce minutes of 'usable' video" 🫠
arstechnica.com/features/202...
arstechnica.com/features/202...
Why Darren Aronofsky thought an AI-generated historical docudrama was a good idea
Production source says it takes "weeks" to produce just minutes of usable video.
arstechnica.com
February 8, 2026 at 7:21 AM
"Weeks to produce minutes of 'usable' video" 🫠
arstechnica.com/features/202...
arstechnica.com/features/202...
My new AI metric is kilowatt liters per gooner AI girlfriend
February 8, 2026 at 7:03 AM
My new AI metric is kilowatt liters per gooner AI girlfriend
February 5, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Trump lovers have come to accept pedophilia, but they'll never accept their own lack of introspection and personal responsibility
February 5, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Trump lovers have come to accept pedophilia, but they'll never accept their own lack of introspection and personal responsibility
Companies should make you use AI, and then take the cost out of your paycheck like healthcare 🤑🪙🍕
February 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Companies should make you use AI, and then take the cost out of your paycheck like healthcare 🤑🪙🍕
Many people on dating apps say "hiking". But, they're really just thrill killers 🚶♂️🔪
February 4, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Many people on dating apps say "hiking". But, they're really just thrill killers 🚶♂️🔪
Ubisoft? Ooof-isoft 💀
February 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Ubisoft? Ooof-isoft 💀
The Gizmondo handheld taco scam
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPti...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPti...
When criminals make a game company
YouTube video by Sir W
www.youtube.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:48 AM
The Gizmondo handheld taco scam
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPti...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPti...
Microsoft calls the expert in getting rid of young, dead product
www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/fo...
www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/fo...
Leaked emails tie former Windows boss to Epstein during Surface RT crisis
Steven Sinofsky sought advice from Jeffrey Epstein in newly released Epstein files, revealing that the former Windows head shared confidential emails with him.
www.windowscentral.com
February 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Microsoft calls the expert in getting rid of young, dead product
www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/fo...
www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/fo...
Amazing BTC dropped 40% due to systemic lack of new suckers 🪙
February 2, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Amazing BTC dropped 40% due to systemic lack of new suckers 🪙
Pretty stoked watching the weirdos get caught in the crypto crash
February 1, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Pretty stoked watching the weirdos get caught in the crypto crash
Bigger bomb:
Melania movie or
President poopy pants?
Melania movie or
President poopy pants?
January 31, 2026 at 7:14 PM
Bigger bomb:
Melania movie or
President poopy pants?
Melania movie or
President poopy pants?