Heponwana
@heponwana.bsky.social
Speedrunner, corgi fanatic, proud to have the dubious claim to be a The Quiet Man world record holder. He/Him
Affiliate at twitch.tv/heponwana
Affiliate at twitch.tv/heponwana
Is it a stupid purchase? Yes. Does it feel solid and am I excited for Virtual Boy classics to launch next week? YES!
February 15, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Is it a stupid purchase? Yes. Does it feel solid and am I excited for Virtual Boy classics to launch next week? YES!
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
SEAHAWKS!!! WOOHOO!!!
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
SEAHAWKS!!! WOOHOO!!!
Competitive games (loses) or lopsided blowouts (wins) - seahawks super bowls only cone in two flavors
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Competitive games (loses) or lopsided blowouts (wins) - seahawks super bowls only cone in two flavors
Kicker going for MVP tonight
February 9, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Kicker going for MVP tonight
First bunny sighting in my yard of 2026!
February 2, 2026 at 1:03 AM
First bunny sighting in my yard of 2026!
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ICE BREAKER IS LIVE SUPPORTING THE IMMIGRANT RAPID RESPONSE FUND
COME WATCH SPEEDRUNS ALL WEEKEND TO SPITE ICE
twitch.tv/reallyreally...
COME WATCH SPEEDRUNS ALL WEEKEND TO SPITE ICE
twitch.tv/reallyreally...
ReallyReallyLongAThon - Twitch
!ICEBreaker Super any% by @mackiegarou | !merch !donate | !RRLOL7
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January 30, 2026 at 5:11 PM
ICE BREAKER IS LIVE SUPPORTING THE IMMIGRANT RAPID RESPONSE FUND
COME WATCH SPEEDRUNS ALL WEEKEND TO SPITE ICE
twitch.tv/reallyreally...
COME WATCH SPEEDRUNS ALL WEEKEND TO SPITE ICE
twitch.tv/reallyreally...
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ICE BREAKER STARTS TOMORROW AT 11AM ET!
Follow ReallyReallyLongAThon so you don't miss it: twitch.tv/reallyreallylongathon
And check out the full schedule: oengus.io/marathon/ice...
Follow ReallyReallyLongAThon so you don't miss it: twitch.tv/reallyreallylongathon
And check out the full schedule: oengus.io/marathon/ice...
January 29, 2026 at 10:13 PM
ICE BREAKER STARTS TOMORROW AT 11AM ET!
Follow ReallyReallyLongAThon so you don't miss it: twitch.tv/reallyreallylongathon
And check out the full schedule: oengus.io/marathon/ice...
Follow ReallyReallyLongAThon so you don't miss it: twitch.tv/reallyreallylongathon
And check out the full schedule: oengus.io/marathon/ice...
Nights like tonight make me wish a very simple wish. Could one part of this forsaken world please not be a dumpster fire?
January 29, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Nights like tonight make me wish a very simple wish. Could one part of this forsaken world please not be a dumpster fire?
Fuck yeah! Super Bowl baby!
January 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Fuck yeah! Super Bowl baby!
Seahawks / Rams games are always some of the best matchups in football no matter the stakes
January 26, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Seahawks / Rams games are always some of the best matchups in football no matter the stakes
Woolen just showed how bad one player can be in back to back plays. That was some bone head crap
January 26, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Woolen just showed how bad one player can be in back to back plays. That was some bone head crap
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Riq Woolen with an all time moron play
January 26, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Riq Woolen with an all time moron play
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
Hadn't speedran anything since FPFP2025 in November. Randomly got the itch and started learning a new speedrun...and since I'm like that, it's a game no one ever ran before
January 20, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Hadn't speedran anything since FPFP2025 in November. Randomly got the itch and started learning a new speedrun...and since I'm like that, it's a game no one ever ran before
What is up with this January sunny spring feeling weather? Feels like I'm on vacation
January 18, 2026 at 7:36 PM
What is up with this January sunny spring feeling weather? Feels like I'm on vacation
What more to say than "SEAHAWKS!"? Dominant on all sides of the ball from the first second of the game. The only thing to say is Walker was ripped off on probowl selection and he showed it tonight.
Can't wait for the NFC championship next weekend!
Can't wait for the NFC championship next weekend!
January 18, 2026 at 4:16 AM
What more to say than "SEAHAWKS!"? Dominant on all sides of the ball from the first second of the game. The only thing to say is Walker was ripped off on probowl selection and he showed it tonight.
Can't wait for the NFC championship next weekend!
Can't wait for the NFC championship next weekend!
Maybe its because I'm a corgi dad, but My Little Puppy may be one of my favorite games I've played that it feels like no one knows exists. Nothing too difficult or unique on it's own, but it does all it sets out to do, remains fun, has joyful silliness, and the emotions feel genuine
January 17, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Maybe its because I'm a corgi dad, but My Little Puppy may be one of my favorite games I've played that it feels like no one knows exists. Nothing too difficult or unique on it's own, but it does all it sets out to do, remains fun, has joyful silliness, and the emotions feel genuine
Finally finished DQ1&2 HD-2D. Loved the trilogy for the most part, but the grinding needed for the best ending honestly felt forced, even for a DQ game. Between bad end and good end needed dozens of levels to accomplish but with only two more dungeons (one was a remix) it felt like excess padding
January 14, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Finally finished DQ1&2 HD-2D. Loved the trilogy for the most part, but the grinding needed for the best ending honestly felt forced, even for a DQ game. Between bad end and good end needed dozens of levels to accomplish but with only two more dungeons (one was a remix) it felt like excess padding
Holo has some important corgi opinions to share.
Love her eyebrows doing as much talking as her mouth
Love her eyebrows doing as much talking as her mouth
January 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Holo has some important corgi opinions to share.
Love her eyebrows doing as much talking as her mouth
Love her eyebrows doing as much talking as her mouth
Streamed on my Twitch channel for the first time in 2 months. Focused on casual playing of lower stress games. Had a lot of fun.
Played about 80% (per chapter count) of My Little Puppy and will likely finish next stream (Friday?).
Even felt the speedrun bug biting at me on this one...
Played about 80% (per chapter count) of My Little Puppy and will likely finish next stream (Friday?).
Even felt the speedrun bug biting at me on this one...
January 10, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Streamed on my Twitch channel for the first time in 2 months. Focused on casual playing of lower stress games. Had a lot of fun.
Played about 80% (per chapter count) of My Little Puppy and will likely finish next stream (Friday?).
Even felt the speedrun bug biting at me on this one...
Played about 80% (per chapter count) of My Little Puppy and will likely finish next stream (Friday?).
Even felt the speedrun bug biting at me on this one...
playing some Dragon Quest 2 after work and saw Iroh and Holo having the best corgi snooze behind me
January 9, 2026 at 3:52 AM
playing some Dragon Quest 2 after work and saw Iroh and Holo having the best corgi snooze behind me
Today I did a 4.5mile 30lb ruck, some upper body weights, a few long overdue chores, installed a new weather station, and will now play some Dragon Quest 2 with a cup or three of good coffee. Honestly couldn't ask for much more for the last day of vacation
January 5, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Today I did a 4.5mile 30lb ruck, some upper body weights, a few long overdue chores, installed a new weather station, and will now play some Dragon Quest 2 with a cup or three of good coffee. Honestly couldn't ask for much more for the last day of vacation
For 2026 I've decided to take up rucking. Currently at 30lbs at about 4.2miles in 1hr 15min. My muscles, especially my traps, are sore (in a good way) but I'm loving it and the process. Excited to continue to up my fitness game this year
January 5, 2026 at 1:04 AM
For 2026 I've decided to take up rucking. Currently at 30lbs at about 4.2miles in 1hr 15min. My muscles, especially my traps, are sore (in a good way) but I'm loving it and the process. Excited to continue to up my fitness game this year
Number 1 seed! Let's go Seahawks!
For a team that was predicted at somewhere between 4-7 wins at the start of the season, things had a way of turning out interesting!
For a team that was predicted at somewhere between 4-7 wins at the start of the season, things had a way of turning out interesting!
January 4, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Number 1 seed! Let's go Seahawks!
For a team that was predicted at somewhere between 4-7 wins at the start of the season, things had a way of turning out interesting!
For a team that was predicted at somewhere between 4-7 wins at the start of the season, things had a way of turning out interesting!