J. Wesley
@henchmansarcasm.bsky.social
The first (and best) Fisk henchman
Pinned
/ hate this damn app
January 30, 2026 at 1:07 AM
/ hate this damn app
“I live here for the paycheck.”
Smile remaining, not a single trace of fear or remorse. Hands politely folded behind his back.
“Martial law would leave Fisk in power as well, he’s a strong enough man to take charge.”
Smile remaining, not a single trace of fear or remorse. Hands politely folded behind his back.
“Martial law would leave Fisk in power as well, he’s a strong enough man to take charge.”
“And you live in this, as your politicians like to say when describing my old home, ‘shithole’.”
His smile faded to a glare.
“Your employer may be the most resourceful man in New York, but if he should cross me,” he leaned over to his ear.
“I will make your state WISH for Marshall Law.”
His smile faded to a glare.
“Your employer may be the most resourceful man in New York, but if he should cross me,” he leaned over to his ear.
“I will make your state WISH for Marshall Law.”
“Oh, he’s certainly delivered. Just not to you. Of course, you don’t live here.”
January 30, 2026 at 12:59 AM
“I live here for the paycheck.”
Smile remaining, not a single trace of fear or remorse. Hands politely folded behind his back.
“Martial law would leave Fisk in power as well, he’s a strong enough man to take charge.”
Smile remaining, not a single trace of fear or remorse. Hands politely folded behind his back.
“Martial law would leave Fisk in power as well, he’s a strong enough man to take charge.”
“Oh, he’s certainly delivered. Just not to you. Of course, you don’t live here.”
“I do not, courier.
Your employer has yet to deliver anything from his end apart from, as you people would say, party favors.”
Your employer has yet to deliver anything from his end apart from, as you people would say, party favors.”
“Expect more from him. Maybe not from me.”
January 30, 2026 at 12:51 AM
“Oh, he’s certainly delivered. Just not to you. Of course, you don’t live here.”
“Expect more from him. Maybe not from me.”
He gave a wry smile.
“Of course. And here I expected more from your employer.”
“Of course. And here I expected more from your employer.”
“Influence. Money. The basics, really. The answer to every question.”
January 30, 2026 at 12:30 AM
“Expect more from him. Maybe not from me.”
“Influence. Money. The basics, really. The answer to every question.”
“Very refined.
So, what encourages a liaison to indulge a non-America, ex-convict in supporting a New York mayoral race?”
So, what encourages a liaison to indulge a non-America, ex-convict in supporting a New York mayoral race?”
“Isn’t it? It’s natural, alpaca.”
January 30, 2026 at 12:22 AM
“Influence. Money. The basics, really. The answer to every question.”
“Isn’t it? It’s natural, alpaca.”
“The fleece inside was a nice touch.”
I spent so much money having those made
January 30, 2026 at 12:17 AM
“Isn’t it? It’s natural, alpaca.”
< still only wears suits
January 30, 2026 at 12:15 AM
< still only wears suits
I spent so much money having those made
Wears a #VoteFisk2026 jacket, courtesy from @henchmansarcasm.bsky.social.
January 30, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I spent so much money having those made
Okay my boss is NOT a shitstain
January 29, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Okay my boss is NOT a shitstain
He’s probably anti-mythical beasts too
January 29, 2026 at 11:55 PM
He’s probably anti-mythical beasts too
Because he wears white suits. It’s a fashion statement.
“ Buuuut like...ya called y'self the White King...”
January 29, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Because he wears white suits. It’s a fashion statement.
He’s the white king because his suit is white, dumbass
January 29, 2026 at 11:49 PM
He’s the white king because his suit is white, dumbass
There really must be some way to get high and make this feeling go away.
January 29, 2026 at 11:44 PM
sounds like something a racist would say
I'M NOT RACIST
January 29, 2026 at 11:43 PM
sounds like something a racist would say
I know my employer would always fight for the good of others 💖
That’s why you’re racist, you’re in his way
That’s why you’re racist, you’re in his way
dudE WHAT
lol racist
January 29, 2026 at 11:39 PM
I know my employer would always fight for the good of others 💖
That’s why you’re racist, you’re in his way
That’s why you’re racist, you’re in his way
lol racist
I'M NOT RACIST
KICK A ROCK, FISK
KICK A ROCK, FISK
That's crazy, not even I'm racist. I understand I have inherent anti-blackness I have to process due to my place of privilege in western society but I consciously try to combat that whenever possible.
Not that I'm looking for praise.
But damn a racist Spider-Man is crazy.
Not that I'm looking for praise.
But damn a racist Spider-Man is crazy.
January 29, 2026 at 11:38 PM
lol racist
<- Spent 10 minutes deciding what expensive patterned tie he was going to wear today. And another 10 on which overpriced watch to wear.
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
<- Spent 10 minutes deciding what expensive patterned tie he was going to wear today. And another 10 on which overpriced watch to wear.
/ This will be headcanons mostly
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
/ This will be headcanons mostly
hate that lawyer
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
hate that lawyer
Back inside.
ㅤㅤㅤ
❛ 𝑳𝑬𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑫𝑬𝑽𝑰𝑳 𝑶𝑼𝑼𝑼𝑼𝑼𝑻𝑻𝑻𝑻𝑻𝑻𝑻𝑻.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ ❜
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❛ 𝑳𝑬𝑻 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑫𝑬𝑽𝑰𝑳 𝑶𝑼𝑼𝑼𝑼𝑼𝑻𝑻𝑻𝑻𝑻𝑻𝑻𝑻.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ ❜
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November 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Back inside.
Never too much money.
You don’t need more money
One more vigilante taken care of and we didn’t have to pay a dime. Maybe I should buy a lottery ticket.
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Never too much money.