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Sarah
@helsdottir.bsky.social
Eldergoth, witch, curiosities collector, science nerd, aviation geek, gamer (derogatory), annoying about history, insufferable about Tolkien, enthusiast ad infinitum.
she/her, bi, poly, hilarious (trauma)
📍Denver, Colorado
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Coworker: you should add me on [social media]!

Me:
46 and still goth. It wasn't just a phase mom!
November 16, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Haters will say this isn't how you make an absolutely filthy martini

#martini #dirtymartini #bluecheeseolives #drygin #whoreish
October 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Coworker: you should add me on [social media]!

Me:
October 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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The Chargers look like the Savannah Bananas (derogatory)
October 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTS DOWN MY BUTT www.amazon.com/Federal-Gove...
October 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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#ICYMI folks w/deep experience re:crisis web archiving (@sucho-org.bsky.social)+building tools for it (@webrecorder.net) made a free zine teaching how anyone can archive the things you love on the web before they go away: zinebakery.com/homemade-zin... & why you shouldn't expect others will do so
April 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
March 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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March 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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My dream date dresses nice and brings flowers.
#witch #witchsky #witchmadness
March 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
March 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Happy International Women’s Day!
March 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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March 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Don’t forget its roots #IWD
March 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Quote with your full avi
March 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Go donate blood soon, if you're able, in honor of James Harrison! May his memory be a blessing, just as he was in life.
I tweeted about this guy last night and got all these replies from random people who said he'd saved their baby's life. Fuck being rich I would love to have been this guy, imagine how cool it would be to know you'd helped so many people. We need to name an airport after him or something
March 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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February 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Don’t buy today. Give the greedheads a taste of their own medicine.
February 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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They need him to be a genius because they cannot handle what it means for them to be tricked by a fool.
February 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Let me take this format for a spin
February 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Movies you've watched more than six times, GIFs only.

hahahahaha
February 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM