I've subconsciously known this since primary school, but working in a corporate setting has made me realize nothing flips the brat switch more than someone starting an announcement with that loud "uhhhhh". It just immediately makes me question their authority. Subbyvisors.

Game devs are tired. Writers are tired. Comic book creators are tired. Musicians are tired. Actors are tired. Every industry that produces media you love has been ravaged by a parasitic executive class who want to starve creators to feed some shitcunt's desire for a seventh house

Seeing as Fiverr apparently thinks eternal damnation is inappropriate language, I shall henceforth be named: