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==》 𝚈𝚘𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚝 𝚁𝙿 𝙰𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝 《==

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠˢᵃᵗᵃⁿ'ˢ ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ✨️ ᏂᏋᏝᎮᏋᏒ ✨️
ᅠᅠ"Then.. sure, I'll accept that.~"
ᅠᅠHe takes the wad, then looks up at the other.
ᅠᅠ"Though, you must lemme get you something in return, then."
December 13, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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❝Did you really think I was gonna stay, spending life bent over with your fist in my A?❞

Independent portrayal of Fizzarolli from Helluva Boss. Gay. Dark and Mature themes. MINORS DO NOT INTERACT.

Written by ChimiFuckinChangas.
a cartoon character with a heart on its head
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November 30, 2024 at 4:23 AM
ᅠᅠ"Is it.. a gift?"
December 12, 2024 at 7:38 PM
ᅠᅠ . . . . Blink blink—.

ᅠᅠ"Did... my, what for, king Lucifer..? I... already get paid.."
December 12, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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ㅤㅤ𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑: 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥 𝘢 𝘶 𝘨 𝘩 𝘵 𝘦 𝘳 ₊ of 𝗹𝘂𝗰𝗶𝗳𝗲𝗿 and 𝗹𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗵 ♕. ╱ 𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝙷 𝙴 𝙻 𝙻 — (hazbin hotel rp acc)
November 6, 2024 at 5:15 AM
ᅠᅠ"Theeeere you go~" Yog said again, now fluttering up to make sure everything was going alright.
ᅠᅠ"Good job, Satan.. now remain in this state for as looooong as you want.~"
He could definitely feel it alright. Nothing or no one could make this feeling go away whatsoever.

“Mmm....”
ᅠᅠYogirt's eyes softened at the sight; there was just something so.. rewarding with seeing the large demon lord at peace and calm.

ᅠᅠ"With eeeevery breath, you can feel that anger wash off you" He spoke softly.
ᅠᅠ"Just relaaaax..."
December 11, 2024 at 4:04 PM
ᅠᅠWrapping his gift to Satan....
December 11, 2024 at 2:27 PM
ᅠᅠHe's decorating for the coming Holidays!
ᅠᅠAll after the best feng shui of his little apartment.
December 11, 2024 at 11:45 AM
(( Wanna draw this lil guy all festive 😌
December 11, 2024 at 11:16 AM
ᅠᅠTime for a good crystal meditation!
ᅠᅠToday is a labradorite day, for a little extra boost of intuition and confidence!
December 10, 2024 at 10:10 PM
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠ. . . . .

ᅠᅠHe's not looking very impressed, but just smiles patiently at the short king.
December 10, 2024 at 9:39 PM
ᅠᅠYogirt's eyes softened at the sight; there was just something so.. rewarding with seeing the large demon lord at peace and calm.

ᅠᅠ"With eeeevery breath, you can feel that anger wash off you" He spoke softly.
ᅠᅠ"Just relaaaax..."
Satan would do as he's told and close his eyes and hold the crystal close to him and took slow breathes with each pulse of energy it gave off.

Such a surreal yet extremely calming feeling the dragon couldn't quite explain, but wasn't complaining about either.

“......”
——

ᅠᅠ"I want you to close your eyes, and focus deeeeeply on that crystal." He began, voice taking on a much more calm and relaxing tone.
ᅠᅠ"Breeeeeathe with every pulse of energy from it..."
December 10, 2024 at 9:38 PM
ᅠᅠ"With all due respect, my king.. I am not hiding anything."
December 9, 2024 at 8:16 PM
ᅠᅠ"Then it's a relief it's not a thing. I mean, I wouldn't wanna put my own client in tight spots!"
December 9, 2024 at 5:34 PM
ᅠᅠ"No, even if we had a relationship I doubt the public would judge..
ᅠᅠLords Asmodeus and Beelzebub seem to be doing just fike, after all."
December 9, 2024 at 5:30 PM
ᅠᅠ"I'm sorry to disappoint.. but I'm just his therapist, sir."
December 9, 2024 at 5:00 PM
ᅠᅠ"I... believe they did. But I'm not too well versed with what's going on up-top."
December 9, 2024 at 4:55 PM
ᅠᅠ".... I don't sleep with my client, sir."
December 9, 2024 at 4:50 PM
ᅠᅠ"..... Wh—"
December 9, 2024 at 4:45 PM
ᅠᅠ"There is no secret to it! I'm just doing my job, whi so far has been working well because of the reasons I've already told you.c
December 9, 2024 at 4:18 PM
ᅠᅠ"I'm.. afraid I don't, sir."
December 9, 2024 at 4:08 PM
ᅠᅠ". . . No, he doesn't? Why would he?"
December 9, 2024 at 3:15 PM
ᅠᅠFor a second the flustered surprise got the best of him, but with one deep breath Yog fell back into his more collected state.
ᅠᅠOnce again he cocked his head, smiling at the king.

ᅠᅠ"I assure you, King Lucifer, that the only thing I do is making sure that Satan keeps his emotions under ——
December 9, 2024 at 10:27 AM
ᅠᅠYog beamed at the reaction, and if he'd had a tail it would be wagging.
ᅠᅠ"Save the praise a little while longer, Satan." He chirped though, making the other hold onto the crystal before fluttering down to sit in front of his boss.

——
Satan could definitely feel the calming properties that the amethyst was giving off, and it made him visibly relax even more. Once again, Yogirt has helped the giant sin.

“Mmm....very nice....you've done it again, Yog.”
—— a calming energy already, don't you think~?"
December 9, 2024 at 10:23 AM
ᅠᅠBiiiiig yoga stretch!
a french bulldog is laying on a purple yoga mat .
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December 7, 2024 at 8:24 PM