Hells the Hellhound
hellsthehellhound.bsky.social
Hells the Hellhound
@hellsthehellhound.bsky.social
Dumbass on the internet, fan of many dumb things
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To anyone who hasn't seen Monkey Wrench, it's really good and also ✨free✨. Check it out sometime, I wanna watch more and I can't if it doesn't get views

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Monkey Wrench Season 1 - YouTube
Playlist for the first season of the web series Monkey Wrench
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My main takeaway from TOTK so far is that I ship the Zelda/Rauru/Sonia polycule so damn hard it is so cute
August 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I wonder how many species we don't know about because the person who would have discovered them simply thought we already knew about them and didn't bother to tell anyone.

Like they recently discovered a new stickbug in australia, wonder how many folks had already found it but didn't say anything
August 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
"Mantle of Responsibility" how about I mantle deez nuts on your face dumbass
August 5, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Doing my dutch lessons and I've discovered that "Expensive Tea" sounds like "Dirty" in dutch

There's a good pun in there but I can't figure it out

(Dure Thee = Expensive Tea)
August 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Playing tears of the kingdom and honestly I hope we get more games in this timeline, it'd be interesting to have a sorta mini-franchise within the LoZ franchise and I'd love to see how they do more traditional sequels for a zelda game instead of the usual style of loosely connected games
August 2, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I want a romance movie about an american and a japanese person falling in love, but the amarican only knows about Japan from anime and the Japanese person only knows about america from fun-dumb blockbusters like transformers
July 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Unironically a fantastic sign for the movie. Superman's not too good for anything, no job is too low, he's saving that damn squirrel
July 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I wonder if a sufficiently advanced AI would think that we're alive and conscious, if it would see us like we see it
July 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
it's tuesday
July 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Emojis are a detriment to the internet, there has not been a single thing made better by these corpratized emoticons
July 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Ok so you know how if the sun suddenly vanished we'd be orbiting nothing for about 8 minutes? Imagine if saturn disappeared, the whole ring "slowly" getting eaten away from the inside out as the lack of gravity effects the different layers of the rings.

Someone should put this in a sci-fi novel
July 15, 2025 at 8:25 AM
My favorite genre of video is athletic guys trying and failing to replicate that one scene of Sporticus from Lazy Town doing pushups because I swear to god Sportacus just played himself in that show, no acting involved
July 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Idea, chess but you don't know where an opponent's pieces are, only where they've moved to. You don't know what just got moved to e6, but something did and it's probably trying to checkmate you
July 9, 2025 at 7:37 AM
What if "I think therefore I am" was just gaslighting from the simulation
July 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
WHAT
July 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I've been struck with the strong urge to have passionate sex with a femboy

that is all, bye
July 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Bad character idea, Pirate artificer with a ship steering wheel as a shield. They can pull a cord on their mechanical arm and have the wheel start spinning like a lawnmower. the tips would be like tiny cannons going rapid fire like an arm mounted gattling gun
July 6, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Listening to some Pearl Jam, apparently in the same album as "Daughter" they released a song called "W.M.A" (White Male American) about police brutality and how it's, you know, bad

Can't wait to see Pearl Jam get called woke by Ben Shapiro 30 years too late lol
July 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
There's a lot of talk about how if teleportation were to truly exist, would it be you on the other end. Personally, I say just use it on inanimate objects. Doesn't matter if it's true teleportation or not, Amazon no longer exists because I just got my thigh highs poofed to me in a pod
July 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Oh no...
I loved the idea of Sonic with a mixture of Pokémon so
July 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I FUCKING LOVE DOHICKIES WOOOOOOOOO
Now I have to have one of these decanters.
July 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Smash :3
July 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The police when I peacefully eat a sandwich (I beat my wife to death with a golf trophy 10 minutes ago)
July 1, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Just watched the Sonic trilogy. First had a mid story but honestly great comedy, second was mid in both aspects, and third...

LIVE AND LEARN!!!!!
June 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
We can safely cut Fantastic Mr.Fox off the watch list. Solid movie, great performances from the VAs and some wonderful art and art direction. Love that while Fox did mostly fix his mess at the end, he's still not completely forgiven given the severity of his actions. (1/2)
June 28, 2025 at 11:06 AM