🤘Tim King
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🤘Tim King
@hellotimking.com
Level 45 Reality Architect, Writer, Podcaster, and Automation Specialist (not in that order). 🧠 NeuroSpicy AF (gots me the ‘tism).

➡️ regravity.com
Earlier today in the server room…
#Cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Oof, the cloudflare outage map is intense.
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The Cloudflare memes here on BlueSky do not disappoint.
My best to to Cloudflare team! #hugops
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Meanwhile, back at the @cloudflare.social offices...
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Recently I’ve been creating abstract art pieces. High time that I start posting them.

Here’s the first.

CONTAINMENT:BREACH:REACTOR
#AbstractArt #DigitalArt #Art
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Live from the @Cloudflare.social offices right now.
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Weekends are for making bread
August 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
First HackerNoon article.
First day on the site.
And it’s already a Top Story. 🚀

My piece just went front page over at @hackernoon.com
Thanks to the editors for selecting it!
The Bookmarklet Hack OpenAI Doesn’t Want You to Know About | HackerNoon
OpenAI’s Assistants API has no way to list thread IDs. Here’s a 3-line bookmarklet that scrapes them all and puts control back in your hands.
hackernoon.com
August 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
It’s motherflippin’ pizza time.
August 11, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Is it just me or are other people not getting any notifications for @bsky.app on iOS?
August 10, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Writing a cyberpunk masterpiece
August 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
The other day I felt like I need far better understanding of my music habits, so using the Spotify Web API, some time, and a little magic automation dust I whipped up my own personal Spotify UNWRAPPED.

Every 30 minutes it queries the API and auto-updates the graphs.
July 31, 2025 at 10:22 AM
July 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Wooo, I’ve managed to gain a whole 10 followers.
February 11, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Would you look at that, on the platform for a couple of days and I’m only 9,992 followers away from 10k!

BlueSky is wild.
February 9, 2024 at 11:48 AM
It doesn't take a whole lot to succeed in this life.

- Start by writing a single word
- Spin those into a book
- Buy yourself a yacht
- Marry a supermodel
- Build a house on Mars
- Communicate telepathically with an alien species
- Become a God

➡️ Start Today
➡️ Repeat Tomorrow

See?
Easy huh?
February 8, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Is this what it’s like for BlueSky Elders to still have unused invite codes?
February 7, 2024 at 4:12 PM
*inhales deeply*

Mmmmm… gotta love that fresh new profile smell.
February 7, 2024 at 3:11 PM
I just want an AI voice assistant that sounds like Ron Swanson.

Is that so hard to ask?

Please and Thank You.
February 7, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Woo my first post on BlueSky!

#BigThingsAhead
February 7, 2024 at 2:19 PM