Kendra
@hellokendra.bsky.social
unhinged commentary on Law & Order: SVU
Fin says if it happened in the village the media would be all over it, “but five black girls aren’t even on their radar.” Cragen says, you finished? Fin:
August 17, 2023 at 3:50 PM
Fin says if it happened in the village the media would be all over it, “but five black girls aren’t even on their radar.” Cragen says, you finished? Fin:
Ok, so: recall that Fin has a connection to one of the victims, her brother is pissed that the cops haven’t solved the case, so is the community, so Fin says, you guys should be pissed at the media, give them a call. And Cragen is not happy about that.
August 17, 2023 at 3:46 PM
Ok, so: recall that Fin has a connection to one of the victims, her brother is pissed that the cops haven’t solved the case, so is the community, so Fin says, you guys should be pissed at the media, give them a call. And Cragen is not happy about that.
“Baby, now you may dialogue.” - a real sentence spoken out loud by our new suspect to his lady friend ⛳️🚩⛳️🚩⛳️
August 17, 2023 at 3:40 PM
“Baby, now you may dialogue.” - a real sentence spoken out loud by our new suspect to his lady friend ⛳️🚩⛳️🚩⛳️
Ahem. Anyway. So they have a new suspect, they’re at his apartment, he’s shirtless (red flag), he says, “professionally I’m known as King.” Do I even have to say it? 🚩🚩🚩
August 17, 2023 at 3:37 PM
Ahem. Anyway. So they have a new suspect, they’re at his apartment, he’s shirtless (red flag), he says, “professionally I’m known as King.” Do I even have to say it? 🚩🚩🚩
Ok so this scene was very serious but we also need to take a moment to appreciate this apartment decor. Magenta walls! The spice rack! The tiny table they were sitting at and the bright dish towel behind her and all the hanging baskets!
August 17, 2023 at 3:36 PM
Ok so this scene was very serious but we also need to take a moment to appreciate this apartment decor. Magenta walls! The spice rack! The tiny table they were sitting at and the bright dish towel behind her and all the hanging baskets!
There’s a fifth victim got DAMN
August 17, 2023 at 3:30 PM
There’s a fifth victim got DAMN
Huang (my apologies for previous misspelling) is breaking down the profile, they don’t do it like this anymore 🤧
August 17, 2023 at 3:30 PM
Huang (my apologies for previous misspelling) is breaking down the profile, they don’t do it like this anymore 🤧
Plot twist again: the main suspect OD’d, and a fourth victim was found killed AFTER the main suspect was dead. The main suspect’s mom is PISSED.
August 17, 2023 at 3:28 PM
Plot twist again: the main suspect OD’d, and a fourth victim was found killed AFTER the main suspect was dead. The main suspect’s mom is PISSED.
Third victim was set on fire and thrown off the roof, here’s our first plot twist: the victim and her brother are the kids of Fin’s old friends.
August 17, 2023 at 3:20 PM
Third victim was set on fire and thrown off the roof, here’s our first plot twist: the victim and her brother are the kids of Fin’s old friends.
Second victim is in the hospital. The perp told her she was, “aglow like the stars.” Red flag. You know the rest. He called himself the “love machine” and Eliot has heard this line before.
August 17, 2023 at 3:13 PM
Second victim is in the hospital. The perp told her she was, “aglow like the stars.” Red flag. You know the rest. He called himself the “love machine” and Eliot has heard this line before.
Cragen tells Eliot he can’t freelance and tail whoever he wants. Eliot says, “this guy’s penis is a deadly weapon and he’s got a thing for young girls.”
August 17, 2023 at 3:07 PM
Cragen tells Eliot he can’t freelance and tail whoever he wants. Eliot says, “this guy’s penis is a deadly weapon and he’s got a thing for young girls.”
Eliot has a real issue with this guy, they put him away before. This is gonna be a real HIV ethics centered episode. They’re bringing in Dr. Wong!
August 17, 2023 at 3:06 PM
Eliot has a real issue with this guy, they put him away before. This is gonna be a real HIV ethics centered episode. They’re bringing in Dr. Wong!
S3, E4: Rooftop. We open with a couple on, you won’t believe this, a rooftop. They’re making out in the way actors do where it’s just like, putting your mouths against each others faces? Uncomfortable. Anyway, Benson & Stabler show up to reveal that 1: the girl is 14 and 2: the guy has HIV. DUN DUN
August 17, 2023 at 3:04 PM
S3, E4: Rooftop. We open with a couple on, you won’t believe this, a rooftop. They’re making out in the way actors do where it’s just like, putting your mouths against each others faces? Uncomfortable. Anyway, Benson & Stabler show up to reveal that 1: the girl is 14 and 2: the guy has HIV. DUN DUN
This whole episode was about Cora’s issues with alcohol and bulimia and her husband taking out her feeding tube and all that is sad but three women got raped at the beginning and they never came back for the trial?? Or at all??
August 16, 2023 at 12:43 AM
This whole episode was about Cora’s issues with alcohol and bulimia and her husband taking out her feeding tube and all that is sad but three women got raped at the beginning and they never came back for the trial?? Or at all??
That southern boss ADA judge just said to Novak, “you gave her the bologna, she made the sandwich.” about the story hitting the media
August 16, 2023 at 12:35 AM
That southern boss ADA judge just said to Novak, “you gave her the bologna, she made the sandwich.” about the story hitting the media
Things are a real mess. Cora has brain damage that is not gonna get better which happens like every other episode. So now it’s a life support debate. Munch says, “are we gonna kill quadriplegics next?” which he says every time this comes up
August 16, 2023 at 12:34 AM
Things are a real mess. Cora has brain damage that is not gonna get better which happens like every other episode. So now it’s a life support debate. Munch says, “are we gonna kill quadriplegics next?” which he says every time this comes up
This girl got out of the hospital and went to Rikers to marry this man
August 16, 2023 at 12:25 AM
This girl got out of the hospital and went to Rikers to marry this man
Girlfriend drank a whole bottle of Canadian vodka so we got a PSA about binge drinking AND bulimia - she has bulimia. Twists, turns. Olivia is at the bedside advocating for rehab and her MOM just walked in
August 16, 2023 at 12:22 AM
Girlfriend drank a whole bottle of Canadian vodka so we got a PSA about binge drinking AND bulimia - she has bulimia. Twists, turns. Olivia is at the bedside advocating for rehab and her MOM just walked in
The girlfriend just said she’s not as smart as Dr. Jergens. “I didn’t go to college.” Girl good for you!!
August 16, 2023 at 12:14 AM
The girlfriend just said she’s not as smart as Dr. Jergens. “I didn’t go to college.” Girl good for you!!
Dr. Jergens, presumably of the lotion empire Jergens, has a sad live in girlfriend ready to provide an alibi. She doesn’t know he’s doing the speed dating thing. Olivia has her out at a cafe asking why her man dates other women.
August 16, 2023 at 12:14 AM
Dr. Jergens, presumably of the lotion empire Jergens, has a sad live in girlfriend ready to provide an alibi. She doesn’t know he’s doing the speed dating thing. Olivia has her out at a cafe asking why her man dates other women.
Olivia is undercover of course. It’s a speed dating scheme. Dude is a surgeon, named Jergens. Writes itself lol
August 16, 2023 at 12:10 AM
Olivia is undercover of course. It’s a speed dating scheme. Dude is a surgeon, named Jergens. Writes itself lol
Kicking things off with S7, E8: Starved. Kragen just came in and said, “Romeo signed up for tonight’s event.” Olivia hits back, “he’s looking for another Juliet.”
August 16, 2023 at 12:07 AM
Kicking things off with S7, E8: Starved. Kragen just came in and said, “Romeo signed up for tonight’s event.” Olivia hits back, “he’s looking for another Juliet.”