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Mel
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Essendon member ❤️🖤
Fur mum to Stanley & Toby 🐈🐈‍⬛
Bookaholic
Currently obsessing over Oliver Stark and Ryan Guzman.
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My father, who’s supposed to retire next year, just told me he wants to get his heavy machinery license so he can “be the first one to bulldoze the fucking ballroom” in 2029
November 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Poor MAGA people on Twitter are having the biggest meltdown over Zohran Mamdani and it's hilarious. They all need some psych help.
November 5, 2025 at 9:20 AM
👏👏 NYC
👏👏 Pennsylvania
👏👏 Virginia
👏👏 New Jersey
👏👏 California
November 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
The election results in America look rather nice right now.

There is hope.
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I don't get fans of celebrities these days.

They create a fan account of what someone wears

Is it just me or is that creepy af and over the top obsessive?
October 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Yeah chanting USA isn't the best idea right about now, Collingwood cheersquad.
September 20, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I love my food logic sometimes.

I ordered a burrito bowl because I didn't want the tortilla because I've had enough carby things today.. proceeds to order chips as well

🤦🤦🤦🤦
September 10, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Just found out there's a petition to deport Neo-Nazi Thomas Sewell back to New Zealand.

So doesn't Thomas being a New Zealander make him an immigrant?

chng.it/95GFccZrRB
Sign the Petition
Deport New Zealand born immigrant Thomas Sewell
chng.it
September 2, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Oop, my bad. Thomas Sewell was apparently defending himself when he and his boyfriends stormed up a hill and bashed women begging them to leave.

Thanks for clarifying, Herald Sun. Very responsible reporting. Good to see that providing cover for Nazis is how you’re choosing to play this one
September 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I wouldn't dare say this over on X.

Hird isn't the answer.
We need to stop living in the past.

Sacking Brad because of our injury ridden season also isn't the answer.
August 31, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Suddenly realising a friend isn't a friend anymore.

Fucking sucks.
August 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
So over on that other app, I just got a DM asking if they could DM me.
🤦🤦

Geez these bots aren't that smart.
August 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
He's still annoyed. Won't sleep in his bed.
Rearranged my bedroom a little bit today which meant Stanley's bed had to be put in a different spot.

Once he found out his bed was moved, he spent about five minutes meowing at me.. pretty sure I got told off.

#cats
August 14, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Rearranged my bedroom a little bit today which meant Stanley's bed had to be put in a different spot.

Once he found out his bed was moved, he spent about five minutes meowing at me.. pretty sure I got told off.

#cats
August 13, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Sometimes I hear a song from the 90s etc and think, did they really let us dance to this song when we were not even teenagers yet?
August 11, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Feeling like I'm being punished for having a mental health issue.

I just want to work. 😭
July 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I can tell my depression is bad.

It's my birthday and I'm getting upset because hardly anyone has wished me a happy birthday.
July 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Found Step Up 4 on Amazon Prime.. hello baby Ryan Guzman.
a man in a white shirt and blue tie is smiling for the camera .
ALT: a man in a white shirt and blue tie is smiling for the camera .
media.tenor.com
May 15, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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We told you Peter Dutton that Victorians have a long memory, we don’t like you or want you. Hopefully you finally get it. We were never afraid of going out to eat or going to our local Bunnings just afraid of you as PM & we helped take care of that tonight. #australiavotes2025
May 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
“Let us all reflect on what we have in common, no matter who you voted for, where you live, how you worship, who you love, whether you belong to a culture that has cared for this continent for 65,000 years, or you have chosen to come here and make a contribution, we are all Australians,”

This.
May 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Penny Wong take a bow.
May 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Watch Liberals go more Trump than ever.

#Australia #AusPol
May 3, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Hear! Hear!
MAKE AUSTRALIA DAY THE 3RD OF MAY

#AUSPOL
#DuttonGone
May 3, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Bye bye Temu Trump
a young boy wearing a fireman 's helmet says bye
ALT: a young boy wearing a fireman 's helmet says bye
media.tenor.com
May 3, 2025 at 10:45 AM