Chris T
helloimhowie.bsky.social
Chris T
@helloimhowie.bsky.social
Just spent 20 minutes in Home Depot. Every song they played was a banger.
July 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Things that no longer make sense in 2025:

1. Changing your name from Kitty to Karen
2. Trading your MG for a white Chrysler LeBaron
March 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
A nice ball wipe to pair with your ultra-dry grip sack
March 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Goodbye seasonal depression
Hello seasonal allergies
February 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Petition to rename it "Gulf of Taylor Ham"
January 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Had to scroll wayyyyyy too far to find my birth year when signing up for BlueSky
January 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM